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Dear PKC
This is a tale about PKCs Mum
who roamed the town to rent out her bum
but she came with this disclaimer
who few would dare waiver
"Buyer Beware!
I've had my fair share
of unfortunate souls
who've entered my holes
if you value your life
stick to your wife
because ignoring this
would be quite amiss
the consequences are dire
because you will sire
a little shit named Paul
whose wit is quite small
his limericks are dumb
(he can't rhyme for one)
his orientation "gay"
but not in a happy way
so when entering this cavity
take note of this caveat
or you'll get more
than you bargained for
a disease called AIDS - and worse:
a little shit named Paul"
wouldnt it be cool if ppl spoke in rhyme
all the time
I'm sorry, but i was too drunk to notice the disclaimer, and thus the little shit was born
thats fvcking ace dude 
way better than my 5 line effort! 
i think youve found your true calling...
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| Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN there was a young man named tathi whose taste in young boys was especially unhealthy he lured them home, to chew on his bone then photographed them taking a bathi. |
DJ Ballistic
wears lots of lipstick
to attract the man he admires
to fullfill his desires
Desyn is his name
DJing is his game
he comes to our shores soon
and nathan will be over the moon
if he gets some poon
from Masiello's spoon
Tathi enjoys the company of men,
and being part of the gang.
He's no stranger to the taste of semen,
or PKC's tasmanian wang.
fuck this shit is ridiculous.
begic once wrote a rhyme
when he was stuck in time
the tunes he was producing
were good for nothing but cruizin
so he had a bitch on an internet forum
lol its fucking true too. i suck at life
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| Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN thats fvcking ace dude way better than my 5 line effort! i think youve found your true calling... |
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| Originally posted by DJ_Ballistic y don't u stop writing love songs for jake and send me that sample bitch |
sample sent...
your tax dollars hard at work people. oh yes, its one busy day
there was a young dj named ben
to get gigs, hed go down on men
he said \"its not fair
i hate pubic hair!\"
but he did it again and again
a superstar dj called scott
got ben to brown-tongue his bott
\"if the kid wants to play,
he\'d better try being gay\"
and benji, he swallowed the lot
there was a producer named dave
to gay men he\'d quite frequently wave
\"i pretend to hate guys,
but really thats lies
its cock and balls i secretly crave\"
a nerdy dj called phil
in tathi\'s mum he\'s occasionally spill
\"i know she\'s a slut
but she takes huge cock in the butt!
and then theres no need for the pill\"
there was a young hottie called vi
on her boyfriend she liked to pee
the piss turned him on
his cock grew quite long
then he made the bitch clean up
there was a young raver called kel
who\'s cvnt has an unfortunate smell
despite what she tried
its smelt like something had died
and crawled its way into her well
a world famous dj names\' soupy
had a cock that was 100% droopy
he\'d tried vitamin v
but still no semen, just pee!
so to men he offered his poopy
a dj/producer named marsh
took anyone\'s cock in the arse
he said i admit
i like cock in my shit
now fvck my date really harsh
an intellectual named james
read political textbooks for games
his brain was that great
he could only masturbate
his put his skills into the wrong aims
lol .. 'marsh taking it in the arse' really rhymes well
Pkthee didnt know you were such a poet
just thought you were a munted hobbit
haha nice work
cop that renegade, we are all getting action except you 
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| Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN your tax dollars hard at work people. oh yes, its one busy day there was a producer named dave to gay men he'd quite frequently wave \"i pretend to hate guys, but really thats lies its cock and balls i secretly crave\" a nerdy dj called phil in tathi's mum he's occasionally spill \"i know she's a slut but she takes huge cock in the butt! and then theres no need for the pill\" there was a young hottie called vi on her boyfriend she liked to pee the piss turned him on his cock grew quite long then he made the bitch clean up there was a young raver called kel who's cvnt has an unfortunate smell despite what she tried its smelt like something had died and crawled its way into her well |
There was a young poet called Paul
Who posts here from work, you'll recall
He thinks everyone's gay,
But I'd have to say,
That he loves the cock most of all.
What? Did someone say cock?
AC -x0x-
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| Originally posted by alex_cooke What? Did someone say cock? AC -x0x- |
there once was a young lad named g
who thought he was more educated than me
he thought it was tough,
being jaded is rough,
then said "tek is better you see?"
a canadian deportee
got lost in the atlantic sea
tried ridiculously to spin
he didn't quite fit in
go back to canada, far away from me!
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| Originally posted by sezzy a canadian deportee got lost in the atlantic sea tried ridiculously to spin he didn't quite fit in go back to canada, far away from me! |
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| Originally posted by alex_cooke What? Did someone say cock? AC -x0x- |
PKC those poems are all class
much love sezzysuperbitch
here is scotts poem about tonydanza (he can't post on ta because of internet work filter)
there once was an arab named grunt,
who would find western tourists to hunt,
one day there were none,
so he sat in the sun,
and dined on his arab mothers khant.
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| Originally posted by tathi there once was an arab named grunt, who would find western tourists to hunt, one day there were none, so he sat in the sun, and dined on his arab mothers khant. |
whos canadian? lol theres a few these days.. are we talking about the messiah
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