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Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on May-24-2006 08:03:

chemists are gay

is it just me, or is going to the chemist fvcking shit?

i mean, its not like i have an extraordinarily embarrassing disease or anything, i just fvcking hate people knowing whats "wrong" with me.

if id wanted an info pamphlet on coping with having such a ridiculously huge cock, then i wouldve asked for one or whipped it out and said "check out this monster! frightening isnt he? could you provide me with some half-arsed bullshit booklet to help me thru this?"

just shut the fuck up and fill my prescription. google & the net can provide more info than your fat ass ever could. bitch.


Posted by vman83 on May-24-2006 08:49:

rofl

u tryin to shed a few kilos of the ol chop are ya


Posted by Paulie on May-24-2006 10:12:

pkc, stop shoving your codger up dirty snatch and you wont be embarrassed mate.


Posted by Aesthetic on May-24-2006 10:35:

Tathi isn't dirty, he's just a man with experience


Posted by MiSSyM on May-24-2006 14:17:

HAAHHAHAHA PKTHEE
AHAHHAHAA

OH YOUR FACE THAT BAD EH?


Posted by sthus on May-25-2006 00:13:

no, its not just in your state, chemists all over australia are pretty fucking retarded.

you know how good looking bitches say, i'm not just a pretty face, well they're lieing, they're only really a pretty face.

i went in with a thumb that had ligament damage and was fractured and i needed to have it taped for sport so i asked for osme tape i could use on my thumb, they didnt serve me for like half an hour then gave me the wrong shit, were the most unhelpful bunch of morons i've ever met and finally didnt end up giving me change.


Posted by aL_mAc on May-25-2006 00:22:

the fact that you had to ask what tape you needed for your thumb is quite ridiculous... it is 9.99 times out of 10 on the shelf with all the other sports injury shit labelled either leuko or elastoplast THUMB TAPE...

mind you if you pay peanuts, as most chemists do you usually get monkeys!


Posted by Trance Nutter on May-25-2006 00:38:

yes, we are retarded


Posted by sthus on May-25-2006 02:35:

yeah, cause i spend loads of time in chemist stores cause there so fun, in fact if i could do anything for an entire day i'd spend it in a chemists store

anyways, how does it explain that she gave me tape that was obviously fit for a freaking ankle ?
i dunno, maybe i expect too much for people to actually do the job they get paid to do cause i mean obviously they don't get paid enough ... well whatever that chick got paid she was getting paid wayyy too much for the services she provided, didnt even offer a blowjob


Posted by narcism on May-25-2006 06:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Trance Nutter
yes, we are retarded


u said it
hot doctors FTW!!!


Posted by MiSSyM on May-25-2006 13:03:

rofl@Sthus hahahahhaha.

Yeah sometimes you wonder how some people got their job!


Posted by Tholius on May-26-2006 08:31:

I'm gonna be a pharmacist...

I'm not retarded...


Posted by aL_mAc on May-26-2006 09:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Tholius
I'm gonna be a pharmacist...

I'm not retarded...



are you gay though?


Posted by tathi on May-26-2006 10:36:

quote:
Originally posted by aL_mAc
are you gay though?

isn't their a cure for that at the pharmacy?


Posted by Tholius on May-28-2006 00:41:

quote:
Originally posted by aL_mAc
are you gay though?


Sometimes.


Posted by Tholius on May-28-2006 00:42:

quote:
Originally posted by tathi
isn't their a cure for that at the pharmacy?


Yeah, zinc.

It depletes gene 12 of chromosome 13a... giving you less urge for buttsex0rs.

It's quite popular actually.


Posted by Ghostface on May-28-2006 01:27:

oh raistlin, such a hard life you lead. :-(


Posted by kelsta on May-29-2006 04:27:

Never go to a chemist in St Kilda, they must be so sick of all the junkies etc. trying to scam more drugs out of them that they only stock 'natural' products these days... nurofen + is even on the black list.


Posted by Trance Nutter on May-29-2006 04:38:

funny, I'm seriously considering quitting my pharmacy job now.

I'll miss the nurses


Posted by Paulie on May-29-2006 04:56:

quote:
Originally posted by kelsta
Never go to a chemist in St Kilda, they must be so sick of all the junkies etc. trying to scam more drugs out of them that they only stock 'natural' products these days... nurofen + is even on the black list.


Yeh its really annoying that pseudoephedrine isnt freely available over the counter


Posted by kelsta on May-29-2006 07:24:

quote:
Originally posted by Paulie
Yeh its really annoying that pseudoephedrine isnt freely available over the counter


You're most likely the reason it's become so hard to get, some of us use it for its purpose, sweetheart


Posted by Paulie on May-29-2006 07:35:

quote:
Originally posted by kelsta
You're most likely the reason it's become so hard to get, some of us use it for its purpose, sweetheart






Last time i checked i wasnt the one complaining...


Posted by narcism on May-30-2006 05:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Trance Nutter
I'll miss the nurses


awwwwwwwww


Posted by Domesticated on Sep-06-2007 00:08:

Pharmacists are required by law to discuss with you any medication you may wish to purchase, hence the the five minutes of bullshitting about your "embarrassing condition" (what is it pkc, is it crabs???) before you can just get the fuck out of there and home to apply the soothing, parasite killing cream to your infested nut sack.

I hate when I go in to buy mundane products; "now, this is paracetamol, are you aware of the effects? Have you used this product before"?

"No, sherlock, I've never had a panadol before, please explain to me in minute detail whether I'm likely to sprout an extra limb or not."


Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Sep-06-2007 00:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Beat Blog
Pharmacists are required by law to discuss with you any medication you may wish to purchase,


that's not what the stupid bitch was doing.

quote:
Originally posted by Beat Blog
hence the the five minutes of bullshitting about your "embarrassing condition" (what is it pkc, is it crabs???) before you can just get the fuck out of there and home to apply the soothing, parasite killing cream to your infested nut sack.


if i had crabs, id merely use your razor to trim my balls of infestation.


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