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I am an experimental subject

starting tomorrow at 6 am I will be injected with a deadly disease the government thinks will be turned into a biological weapon. I am helping them find a vaccine.

I will be back on the 9th, hopefully.

3200 bucks though. W00t

What if their test fails ass-monkey

that's a good amount of money, but i dunno... isn't there like, a chance you could die?

What if the adverse affects give him super powers though? I say do it. It worked for Captain America.

Cant make an omelette without injecting some humans with crazy horse viruses that have their lethal parts "slightly modified"

"Walker Washington Wrath" would be a nice alias if you get superpowers.

People would chant "waw waw raw" all over America

good luck

little do you know, when you wake up, Orbax DA UNIVERSAL SOLDIER!

imma make you say "GET TO THE CHOPPAH"

They said I only have to worry about brain swelling. Which *IM* taking to mean im going to become significantly smarter.

That sounds like a Resident Evil movie. I'm skeptical.

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Originally posted by Orbax They said I only have to worry about brain swelling. Which *IM* taking to mean im going to become significantly smarter.

Can I post what researches on brain mass and intelligence say, or would this spoil the fun?

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n the disastrous drug trials which left six people fighting for their lives, Raste Khan couldn't believe his luck when he was given a harmless placebo. And yesterday the human guinea pig said he was refusing an instruction from the drug company to return to the same hospital for more tests or forfeit his �2,000 fee. "There is no way I am going inside that place again," he said. "They will have to come to me. I saw the most terrible things in there and it's still haunting me." The 23-year-old student from Barry, near Cardiff, said he received an answerphone message threatening non-payment if he did not return to Northwick Park Hospital in Harrow, North West London, where clinical trials left six people in intensive care - one of whom remains critically ill. Mr Khan was given a placebo drug by chance. But he watched in horror as the other volunteers who had been injected with TGN 1412 - a drug intended to combat arthritis, leukaemia and multiple sclerosis - screamed and writhed in agony as it caused horrendous reactions. The worst affected, Mohamed 'Nino' Abdelhady - the so-called Elephant Man because of the terrible swelling to his head - told the Mail how he is plagued by nightmares. Still recovering in hospital, he recalled: "I started to feel ill almost as soon as they had finished injecting me. "I felt as if I had rocks on my head and I must have started hallucinating. "Help me," I screamed, "I'm dying".' Last night, solicitors representing the four who became most seriously ill said the drug manufacturers TeGenero had agreed to compensate the victims. But the company has yet to meet solicitors to discuss possible settlements or explain the likely long-term damage caused by the drug. All the men signed a consent form. But the catastrophic results of last month's trials could lead to claims running into hundreds of thousands of pounds. Although uninjured, Mr Khan is also seeking compensation as he has yet to receive an apology from Parexel, the American firm that tested TGN 1412 on behalf of TeGenero. He said: "As the trauma unfolded I was not even told by any of the doctors or nurses that I would be all right because I had been given a placebo. "I was expecting any minute to collapse like the rest of them. "Then, when I was sent home a few hours later, I was still in the dark as to whether I was going to be all right. "All I have got was this answerphone message about a week after the trial. "She said that if I did not attend the hospital for more tests I would forfeit the agreed �2,000 fee. There would be no payment at all." Mr Khan, who is training to be a primary school teacher, is now unable to sleep at night. "It went from total calm to a living hell," he added. "We were given the drug through drips at ten-minute intervals. The South African was reading a novel and suddenly he stopped reading and started rolling around his bed clutching his head. "Then Nav started to pant and his chest was pounding. They gave him an oxygen mask but he kept ripping it off. "He was screaming "my head, my head" and was wriggling about like a worm. "He started vomiting into a black bin liner and then he passed out. He was in and out of consciousness and his breathing stopped.2

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/li...in_page_id=1770

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Originally posted by Orbax They said I only have to worry about brain swelling. Which *IM* taking to mean im going to become significantly smarter.

microchip in your brain...you will be a machine

thats a nice chunk of money.. id be down.

i was once a labrat for an experiment where they just monitored my brain activity when i was sleepin...got paid pretty well to just go to the hospital twice a week and sleep in a bed with some sensors stuck on me...dunno if i would have anyone inject me with anything tho




then again, $3200 is a nice chunk of change, and its not like uve never put foreign chemicals in your body before ....or is it?

where did u find such gig obrax?

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Originally posted by josh4

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Originally posted by dj_bas What if the adverse affects give him super powers though? I say do it. It worked for Captain America.

And the Scorpion from Spiderman. Actually, i think most Spiderman villains were test subjects.

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Originally posted by placebo good luck

Says the one with the name "placebo". This will increase ur luckfactor by 10 times because of his name.

Hey Walker.. I really hope this goes well. Big ((((((HUGS)))))) to you!!

couldnt think of a better way to thin out the herd of knuckle draggers in COR

Potentially deadly? And 3200 bucks is the price you put on your life? Wow.


*shakes head*

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Originally posted by jennypie Potentially deadly? And 3200 bucks is the price you put on your life? Wow. *shakes head*

Make sure they don't decide to give you the money after the test.

is this experiment for ppl with roid rage?

yeah i don't know about brain swelling. i'd maybe take growing a third nipple or something. good luck though

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