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Posted by Chris Crossland on May-24-2006 21:47:

Does your poop float?

Someone once told me if your poop doesnt float yor not eating healthy or something...


Posted by washout on May-24-2006 21:47:

my poop attacks people.


Posted by Omega_Blue on May-24-2006 21:48:

depends, i guess. i had a sinker today.


Posted by Saka on May-24-2006 21:48:

I don't know, I poo in my next door neighbours garden,behind the large hedge where they never go near.


Posted by metalgearsolid on May-24-2006 21:49:

my poop always sinks fast makes a damn splash
and they stink real bad


Posted by Chris Crossland on May-24-2006 21:49:

Yeah i just took one like 5 min ago..half was afloat and the other half was drowning.


Posted by Chris Crossland on May-24-2006 21:50:

quote:
Originally posted by sakabatou
I don't know, I poo in my next door neighbours garden,behind the large hedge where they never go near.


Wow our bdays look identical but yet 20 days off!


Posted by Sunsnail on May-24-2006 21:51:

mine never float...


Posted by grooviebeats on May-24-2006 21:58:

I hate the ghoast poop..ya shit and you know you did and then there is nothing in the bowl... and nothing on the TP......WTF???


BTW inb4dathreadclose


Posted by PaperBag831 on May-24-2006 21:58:

i don't know. girls don't poop.


Posted by KilldaDJ on May-24-2006 22:01:

eating lots of fibre causes shit to float im led to believe.

mine are kinda half n half, some of it sinks some of it floats, explains eating patterns etc


Posted by XoxidE on May-24-2006 22:04:

this morning i had a sinker but while i was still on the toilet, i felt i needed to poop out more so then I pooped a few floaters!

( this made me laugh)


Posted by THE_Chris on May-24-2006 22:06:

quote:
Originally posted by PaperBag831
i don't know. girls don't poop.


So a girls time on the pot is just a cover for a masturbation session?


Posted by Nell on May-24-2006 22:07:

in the past 3 days ive gone from pebble-dashing the toilet bowl to blocking the toilet with a couple of 16inch logs of compressed poo. nothing a kettle of boiling water mixed with turps cant handle though.


Posted by PaperBag831 on May-24-2006 22:08:

quote:
Originally posted by THE_Chris
So a girls time on the pot is just a cover for a masturbation session?




o yes


Posted by Chris Crossland on May-24-2006 22:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Nell
16inch logs of compressed poo.



Posted by THE_Chris on May-24-2006 22:11:

right thats it Im going on a bathroom raid next time Im in the shop.


Posted by noikeee on May-24-2006 22:12:

am i the only one who never realised whether it floats or not? i'm worried that you all seem to think so much about it


Posted by XoxidE on May-24-2006 22:12:

fecal matter.


Posted by PaperBag831 on May-24-2006 22:13:

quote:
Originally posted by paranoik0
am i the only one who never realised whether it floats or not? i'm worried that you all seem to think so much about it




do you ever look down when you poop?
n00b


Posted by THE_Chris on May-24-2006 22:14:

You must wave byebye to it as you flush


Posted by Nell on May-24-2006 22:16:

quote:
Originally posted by paranoik0
am i the only one who never realised whether it floats or not? i'm worried that you all seem to think so much about it


well when i was upgrading from the potty to the toilet aged 2, my mum used to get me to flush the loo and wave goodbye to my poo in order to make toilet time fun.

ever since that day, i always wave goodbye to my turd and so always have a good look at him and the state he's in before he leaves my life forever.


Posted by Sunsnail on May-24-2006 22:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Nell
well when i was upgrading from the potty to the toilet aged 2, my mum used to get me to flush the loo and wave goodbye to my poo in order to make toilet time fun.

ever since that day, i always wave goodbye to my turd and so always have a good look at him and the state he's in before he leaves my life forever.


seriously?


Posted by noikeee on May-24-2006 22:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Nell
well when i was upgrading from the potty to the toilet aged 2, my mum used to get me to flush the loo and wave goodbye to my poo in order to make toilet time fun.

ever since that day, i always wave goodbye to my turd and so always have a good look at him and the state he's in before he leaves my life forever.


Hey, Chris was just joking. No need to share all the details!


Posted by Nell on May-24-2006 22:19:

well i havent waved since i was about 21, but i still look at my creation and try to estimate how many pounds in weight i've just lost


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