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-- F_ck it.. I'll just ask... Ever seen anyone doin' it in RL?
F_ck it.. I'll just ask... Ever seen anyone doin' it in RL?
So, have u ever walked in on ppl having sex or watched someone else doin' it??? Please be kind - don't share stories of you witnessing your folks getting it on. Not everyone has a stomach for it.
Here's mine:
Played strip poker at my friend's house. His ex-gf (part-time stripper) was playing with us. We had no cash, so we played on "truth or dare" type of payoff. She lost her hand, her bf told her to first strip naked and pay 5 rounds. She did. She lost another hand - this time he told her to bang him right there. Needless to say I didn't want to see my friend's pen0r, so I walked out but she made no qualms about making her satisfaction heard.
another one:
PvD at Roxy (his first roxy gig). Bunch of ppl were hangin out in front of PvD's booth - I was right next to some dude who was sitting on the rail and getting a hummer from some chick (dunno gf or otherwise).
Another one:
yet another PvD gig at Roxy (about 1.5 yrs later). Two chix making out and one had no undies on. She was sitting on a speaker, her "friend" went down under her skirt and went for a nice "victory lap". Pretty soon I couldn't see anything for a crowd of ppl lined up. And about 5 mins later two girls were asked to leave (F-N BOUNCERS FTL!!!!)
anyway - you go...
http://www.iceadvanced.net/concerts/lpsf/photos/45.JPG
http://www.iceadvanced.net/concerts/lpsf/photos/46.JPG
This was while waiting in line for the LPSF afterparty. They didn't know each other. I love how the cop's just like, "Oh... hey..."
^^^^ hard to make out what are they doing... i can tell they are on top of the van but I guess not enough detail to fill in the gaps 
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| Originally posted by aNYthing ^^^^ hard to make out what are they doing... i can tell they are on top of the van but I guess not enough detail to fill in the gaps : |
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| Originally posted by idoru http://www.iceadvanced.net/concerts/lpsf/photos/45.JPG http://www.iceadvanced.net/concerts/lpsf/photos/46.JPG This was while waiting in line for the LPSF afterparty. They didn't know each other. I love how the cop's just like, "Oh... hey..." |
The group of people...
http://iceadvanced.net/tapics/lpsfsex.jpg
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| Originally posted by idoru The group of people... http://iceadvanced.net/tapics/lpsfsex.jpg |
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| Originally posted by idoru The group of people... http://iceadvanced.net/tapics/lpsfsex.jpg |
classic! same type of crowd gathered in front of me for the lesbo show at roxy. I was too plastered to move away from reliable and sturdy surface of the bar... 
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...%22walked+in%22
I walked in o a couiple of people at parties . TOtaly their fault for not locking the doors to the bedroom. Never asked if my date and i could join in. I consider that a missed opportunitie.
But the most memorable time was once when i walked out of the club and headed for the car we arrived in to fetch something, my hand was already on the door handle when i looked trough the window and saw my friend and his girlfriend doing it. Now sex in the back seat is perfectly acceptible, i have nothing against that, but its a shame that none of them knew how to drive, so that they could have moved the car, becouse it was parked 3 metres away from the entrance of the club under 2 street laps so that everyone that went inside saw them.
They were hearing about that for half a year at least, even from people that didnt see them, since someone posted it on the biggest EDM forum here.
This Picture appeared in every thread they posted in for a few months until the joke got too old.
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| Originally posted by idoru The group of people... http://iceadvanced.net/tapics/lpsfsex.jpg |
loads at parties
ppl doing it in the kitchen on the work surfaces, in the bathroom, in rooms (i was looking for a empty room with my bit of action lmao)
every single time it was like a delayed reaction like oops, sorry, my bad, carry on...(make an swift exit)
hilarious because im always drunk/stoned so it doesnt really matter and u dont particularly care at the time (due to being incredibly intoxicated)
a couple of times.
some straight. some not.
i've had mother******s walk in on me though.
#@$%#$^$
One night I had just gotten home from a party and as I was walking through my parking lot, I saw a car shaking and bouncing...and a girl topless inside. I was still kinda unsober so I just kept on walking.
Next morning where that car was parked was a condom.
That's about it.
i see and hear it more often than i want to...
when I was in the first grade our class took us to a park nearby for the last day of school and there was a teenage couple doing it on the bench. being the curious youngsters that we were, we couldnt take our eyes off them. so they started swearing at us and telling us to go away and naturally we started throwing pinecones and rocks at them until we drove them out of the park. good times..
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| Originally posted by RapidFire when I was in the first grade our class took us to a park nearby for the last day of school and there was a teenage couple doing it on the bench. being the curious youngsters that we were, we couldnt take our eyes off them. so they started swearing at us and telling us to go away and naturally we started throwing pinecones and rocks at them until we drove them out of the park. good times.. |
Little cockblockers!
) I was 100% certain the bedroom door was locked. Well, my x-gf's brother comes home and barges into the room looking for something and just sees his sister hard at work, unable to say anything, as her mouth is busy . FUCKING ASSHOLES! DON'T U FUCKING KNOW HOW TO FUCKING LOCK THE FUCKING DOOR! DIPSHITS!!! MOTHER_******S!!!!" and my x-gf, being a smart ass that she is says "NEXT TIME FUCKING KNOCK WHEN DOOR IS CLOSED, IDIOT!"
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