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Posted by Cosmic Fur on Jun-01-2006 15:29:

Things we could ban

Seeing as our government is enjoying banning anything and everything, I'm getting worried that soon they'll run out of ideas for the next thing they could ban. Being a responsible citizen, I think we should help out our totalitarian government by suggesting things they could ban in the future. The more ridiculous, the better. Armed with this list, I am confident our government can create a utopia that will make the Garden Of Eden look like the lawn behind a trailer home. I'll throw out a few:

- Catchy songs in commercials (I've been unfortunately singing "hand in my pocket" all morning long)
- "Unbroken" baseball caps being pulled over the wearer's eyes (if I can't see your eyes, I assume you're up to no good)
- Talking in restrooms while within a foot of a urinal.
- Sunlight (some people are allergic, and we should ALWAYS cater to the needs of the special, selected few so that they can enjoy the same aspects of life enjoyed by people not stricken with a one in a million allergy)

Posted by DigDeep on Jun-01-2006 15:34:

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur
- Catchy songs in commercials (I've been unfortunately singing "hand in my pocket" all morning long)


those commercials kick ass.

Posted by Stingray on Jun-01-2006 15:35:

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Originally posted by Floorwhore
those commercials kick ass.



*hums the Vonage/Kill Bill tune*

Posted by VERTiG0 on Jun-01-2006 15:40:

Re: Things we could ban

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur
- Sunlight (some people are allergic, and we should ALWAYS cater to the needs of the special, selected few so that they can enjoy the same aspects of life enjoyed by people not stricken with a one in a million allergy)


While I'm not allergic to sunlight, I'm a sufferer of AUTOSOMAL DOMINANT COMPELLING HELIOOPHTHALMIC OUTBURST SYNDROME, or "ACHOO" syndrome, or simply, photic sneezing.

This means that when I go from a shady place to direct sunlight, I sneeze a few times.

I bet you thought it was some horrible disease when you read that name, didn't you? About 23% of people have this.


But back on topic, let's ban these things:

Posted by Stingray on Jun-01-2006 15:48:

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That's a solid list Cale, but I have one correction to make:

quote:
Originally posted by VERTiG0
Burger King (EVERYTHING TASTES THE SAME, am I the only one who realizes this?)

Posted by Cosmic Fur on Jun-01-2006 15:52:

How about fastfood in general? Everyone knows it's hazardous for your health, hence, you shouldn't be allowed to consume it.

An on that note, fatness should also be banned (it's harmful for the fat person, and it's not pretty to look at for me).

Posted by malek on Jun-01-2006 15:56:

trance music :

Posted by Moral Hazard on Jun-01-2006 16:00:

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Originally posted by malek
trance music :


Quebecers!

Posted by Stingray on Jun-01-2006 16:01:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Quebecers!



Insanely high insurance!

Posted by Cosmic Fur on Jun-01-2006 16:03:

quote:
Originally posted by Stingray
Insanely high insurance!


Muscle cars! (their era has passed, time to move on. We have better things now, no need for that outdated crap to be around)

Posted by Tordan on Jun-01-2006 16:03:

i for one love seafood but a lot of my friends can't stand the salty smell of fresh seafood. so lets ban seafood for the good of mankind!

Posted by Cosmic Fur on Jun-01-2006 16:05:

Bluetooth headsets for anyone under 30.

Posted by Moral Hazard on Jun-01-2006 16:18:

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Originally posted by Stingray
Insanely high insurance!


Single male drivers under the age of 25.
bad drivers.
people who fail to understand that insurance companies traditionally lose money on auto insurance in Ontario and the only reason they write it is because they are forced to

Posted by smuncky on Jun-01-2006 16:21:

DraftHoodlum_o2

Posted by MKpacha on Jun-01-2006 16:22:

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Originally posted by smuncky
DraftHoodlum_o2


+1

Posted by infinity HiGH on Jun-01-2006 16:46:

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Originally posted by VERTiG0
While I'm not allergic to sunlight, I'm a sufferer of AUTOSOMAL DOMINANT COMPELLING HELIOOPHTHALMIC OUTBURST SYNDROME, or "ACHOO" syndrome, or simply, photic sneezing.

This means that when I go from a shady place to direct sunlight, I sneeze a few times.

I bet you thought it was some horrible disease when you read that name, didn't you? About 23% of people have this.


thats awesome! I have that too

Posted by Platipus on Jun-01-2006 16:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
people who fail to understand that insurance companies traditionally lose money on auto insurance in Ontario and the only reason they write it is because they are forced to


this is so true, that's why you see all companies offer all other types of insurance to cover the loss. If we drivers paid the actual amount to cover the costs your premiums would be almost double.

Posted by KaiLee on Jun-01-2006 17:12:

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Originally posted by infinity HiGH
thats awesome! I have that too


I do too! Holy crap I never knew I was the sufferer of a rare disease.......but sunlight can stay


1. Reality TV should definitely be banned along with ryan seacrest and donald trump
2. Smelly people (honestly just throw them all in a big bubbly shower....foam party anyone?)
3. Scooters aka mopeds aka liquorcycles
4. Hello Kitty (if I have to experience another airplane flight that is entirely decorated in Hello Kitty I will have to be admitted somewhere)

Posted by VERTiG0 on Jun-01-2006 17:41:

High five to infinity HiGH and KaiLee. ACHOO REPRESENT

Posted by The Wiz on Jun-01-2006 17:52:

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Originally posted by KaiLee
donald trump



The love of my life!!!

Posted by preppie chick on Jun-01-2006 17:56:

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Originally posted by KaiLee
1. Reality TV should definitely be banned along with ryan seacrest and donald trump

LADY!!! are you crazy?!?!

reality tv must stay.

Posted by zokissima on Jun-01-2006 18:05:

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Originally posted by VERTiG0

  • mathematics

but..but...but..I like math..

I say out with reality TV. Or at least I say ban calling it reality tv. There can't be anything real about it, THERE JUST CAN'T!!!

Posted by VERTiG0 on Jun-01-2006 18:09:

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Originally posted by preppie chick
LADY!!! are you crazy?!?!

reality tv must stay.


I think you're crazy, Lars

DEATH TO REALITY TV

Every show on TV should be Top Gear. IT'S THAT DAMN GOOD

Posted by srg:. on Jun-01-2006 18:10:

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quote:
Originally posted by VERTiG0
While I'm not allergic to sunlight, I'm a sufferer of AUTOSOMAL DOMINANT COMPELLING HELIOOPHTHALMIC OUTBURST SYNDROME, or "ACHOO" syndrome, or simply, photic sneezing.

This means that when I go from a shady place to direct sunlight, I sneeze a few times.


LOL, never knew that was a disease. I just figured i was sneezing for the hell of it. The things i learn on TA.

Posted by VERTiG0 on Jun-01-2006 18:38:

Well it isn't a disease, its just something that happens. Diseases are detrimental to your health, this is just a little quirk.

I bet it's because we're evolving and our bodies are letting us know to get out of the sun before we get cancer from it. Or maybe not. Yeah, probably not.


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