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Posted by chinamon on Jun-04-2006 16:50:

A Stripper's Rant

http://newyork.craigslist.org/about.../145791048.html
kinda old but whatever..
some of the ones that i like:

quote:

1) Hey you over there, holding that one dollar bill in your hand with a death grip and waving it around at me like it's the fucking deed to Trump Towers... what the fuck do you want me to do, grow another pussy?!? It's a fuckin' dollar, put it down on the tiprail and blow my world away already.

7) Yeah, my tits are real. As real as my affection for you.

13) My horniness is in direct proportion to your income.

18) STOP trying to grab my tits!!!!!!! That's extra.

23) No seriously, my real name is Sparkle.

24) NO, I will not take a dime sac for payment. I can tell it's oregano anyway you stupid muther******!

30) DO NOT come into the club looking for a girlfriend/date. It's like me going to PETA looking for a steak.

Posted by Jayx1 on Jun-04-2006 17:23:

if you are that bitter about your profession, maybe its time to quit.

Posted by lopi on Jun-04-2006 17:27:

that was decently humerous, thank you.

Posted by Frenchie on Jun-04-2006 17:37:

I laughed.

Thanks.

Posted by vickyvale on Jun-05-2006 00:11:

lol

Posted by geroin on Jun-05-2006 00:56:

DNL

jk was pretty funney