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Posted by arek on Jun-06-2006 14:50:

God will save me, if he exists!

KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.

"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.

"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."

The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060605...ukraine_lion_dc

Posted by DigDeep on Jun-06-2006 14:53:

in related news, it was discovered that infact there is no 'god'.....

I KNEW IT!

Posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* on Jun-06-2006 14:58:

Posted by rabbitjoker on Jun-06-2006 15:15:

Re: God will save me, if he exists!

quote:
Originally posted by arek
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.

God had already "saved" the man by giving him a thinking mind and free will to act on his own accord.

The fact the lion killed him has nothing to do with God's existence.

Posted by jon jon on Jun-06-2006 15:17:

jesus ftw

Posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* on Jun-06-2006 15:20:

Re: Re: God will save me, if he exists!

quote:
Originally posted by rabbitjoker
God had already "saved" the man by giving him a thinking mind and free will to act on his own accord.

The fact the lion killed him has nothing to do with God's existence.

+1

Who says that the man dying means he's losing? Perhaps he is now in a better place (i.e. Heaven) and thus God HAS saved him.

Posted by VERTiG0 on Jun-06-2006 15:23:

Ahhhhh interpretation.

Posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* on Jun-06-2006 15:24:

quote:
Originally posted by VERTiG0
Ahhhhh interpretation.

You WILL be coming to church.

Posted by Sasha on Jun-06-2006 15:24:

in modern Ukraine animals eat YOU for lunch.

Posted by VERTiG0 on Jun-06-2006 15:25:

quote:
Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~*
You WILL be coming to church.

Riiiight.

Posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* on Jun-06-2006 15:27:

quote:
Originally posted by VERTiG0
Riiiight.

Trust me...you'll be sorry if you don't...

Posted by DigDeep on Jun-06-2006 15:34:

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...threadid=350254

this thread will provide the answer as to whether or not he exists.

because we all know, TA polls never lie.

Posted by basilisk on Jun-06-2006 15:40:

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quote:
Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~*
+1

Who says that the man dying means he's losing? Perhaps he is now in a better place (i.e. Heaven) and thus God HAS saved him.

I foresee apple sauce and Nike shoes in your future.

Posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* on Jun-06-2006 15:41:

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quote:
Originally posted by basilisk
I foresee apple sauce and Nike shoes in your future.

apple sauce yes...Nike shoes...no

Posted by VERTiG0 on Jun-06-2006 15:43:

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quote:
Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~*
apple sauce yes...Nike shoes...no

WHAT ABOUT THESE NIKES HUH

Posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* on Jun-06-2006 15:46:

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quote:
Originally posted by VERTiG0
WHAT ABOUT THESE NIKES HUH

No

Posted by VERTiG0 on Jun-06-2006 15:46:

But they're called dunk low pro sb � "oompa loompa"

Posted by basilisk on Jun-06-2006 15:47:

*whoosh*

Halle-Bopp isn't just a great old classic, it also has something to do with the joke that you just missed.

Posted by Abercrombie on Jun-06-2006 17:18:

Should he have asked for Allah?

Posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* on Jun-06-2006 18:08:

quote:
Originally posted by basilisk
*whoosh*

Halle-Bopp isn't just a great old classic, it also has something to do with the joke that you just missed.

If that post was referring to me. I have absolutly no idea what you were talking about in either.

Posted by Cosmic Fur on Jun-06-2006 19:43:

quote:
Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~*
Trust me...you'll be sorry if you don't...

Posted by MarkT on Jun-06-2006 19:49:

quote:
Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~*
Trust me...you'll be sorry if you don't...

nonsense.

you just have to be sorry that you didn't go in the first place...and then all is well (for a Catholic)

Posted by basilisk on Jun-07-2006 00:32:

quote:
Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~*
If that post was referring to me. I have absolutly no idea what you were talking about in either.

A little thing called Heaven's Gate.

Posted by AC-Milan on Jun-07-2006 00:36:

Re: Re: God will save me, if he exists!

quote:
Originally posted by rabbitjoker
God had already "saved" the man by giving him a thinking mind and free will to act on his own accord.

The fact the lion killed him has nothing to do with God's existence.

Perfectly said, also who the hell was this guy to test God ?

Posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* on Jun-07-2006 01:46:

quote:
Originally posted by basilisk
A little thing called Heaven's Gate.

I still don't get what that has to do with applesauce and Nike or Halle Boop.

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