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Posted by nchs09 on Jun-22-2006 00:03:

technically

if u have 1 bottle of wine..


being that a bottle contains 750ml and that is 13.5 alc. by vol.

how many beers would that equal too? i dont know what formula to use.. and if i did.. i still need someone to do it for me

btw beer would be a normal 5.0 alc. by vol.


Posted by jahnlay on Jun-22-2006 00:06:

About 6 beers, give or take.


Posted by nchs09 on Jun-22-2006 00:16:

i need a specific number.. well id ont NEED it.. id like to know


Posted by Masonious on Jun-22-2006 00:25:

25.36 oz of wine in 750ml

5oz wine = 12 oz beer

25.36 / 5 = 5.07

5 beers worth of alcohol in a wine bottle.


Posted by Zeiter on Jun-22-2006 02:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Masonious
25.36 oz of wine in 750ml

5oz wine = 12 oz beer

25.36 / 5 = 5.07

5 beers worth of alcohol in a wine bottle.


how do you know 5oz wine = 12 oz beer?


Posted by Masonious on Jun-22-2006 03:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Zeiter
how do you know 5oz wine = 12 oz beer?



http://science.education.nih.gov/su...ide/lesson2.htm


note the major concepts section


Posted by asfdz on Jun-22-2006 03:43:

mmmmm wine

wait did someone ask a question

nevermind

mmmmmmmmm wine


Posted by Trance Nutter on Jun-22-2006 03:49:

Re: technically

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
if u have 1 bottle of wine..


being that a bottle contains 750ml and that is 13.5 alc. by vol.

how many beers would that equal too? i dont know what formula to use.. and if i did.. i still need someone to do it for me

btw beer would be a normal 5.0 alc. by vol.


you could convert the volume at 13.5% to the equivalent volume at 5%.
So 13.5/5 = 2.7
2.7* 750 = 2025

Say by "beer" you mean an average of 350 mls (about the average size of a beer bottle)

2025/350 = 5.79 beers

If you were talking about Imperial pints it would be a little less than 4.


Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Jun-22-2006 04:23:

Ax = 12%

V1 = 750mls

v = the pisshead vector;

b = bottle;

t = time;

p = pisshead drunken conditon (MPalc)

h = The pisshead-to-alcohol ratio;


>> h = [1/2, 1/3, 1/4, 1/5, 1/6;
1/3, 1/4, 1/5, 1/6, 1/7;
1/4, 1/5, 1/6, 1/7, 1/8;
1/5, 1/6, 1/7, 1/8, 1/9;
1/6, 1/7, 1/8, 1/9, 1/10]


>> v = h*[1;1;1;1;1] % Compute H times some pisshead vector
>> h\v % Solve H*x = v for x - should equal to being drunk
>> vpert = v + 0.0001*norm(v)*rand(5,1) % perturbed the pisshead vector by only 0.001 percent
>> h\vpert % Result is a large percentage error


>> a = rand(5) % A random music selection x5 volume
>> cond(a) % Check its drunken condition number
>> v = a*[1;1;1;1;1] % Compute A times some start vector
>> a\v % Solve A*x = v for x - should equal speech vector
>> vpert = v + 0.0001*norm(v)*rand(5,1) % perturb vector by only 0.001 percent
>> a\vpert % Result is still a small percentage error

>> M = munchies

>> C = Cookies and that's good enough for me

>> v = rand(5,1) % Generate a random act of violence
>> v20 = a^20 * v x bladder control
>> v21 = a * v20 % A good estimate for the vagina
>> norm(v21)/norm(v20) % Estimate the largest vagina


>> Va = [12.2370, 37.5247, 33.3649, 10.6727, -3.5762;
-37.4620,-139.4589,-125.2058, -37.2706, 14.6711;
25.0066, 105.7378, 95.9299, 25.3789, -11.8404;
13.1421, 43.1461, 37.2184, 14.4869, -4.4766;
-49.2073,-193.2776,-169.3627, -48.8387, 23.8051]

Therefore no vagina tonight.

>> m = (a - 1.5*eye(5))^(-1) m * v20 % A
>> v = rand(5,1) % Generate a vomit or two m * v20 % A
>> v20 = m^20 * v piss break m * v20 % A
>> v21 = m * v20 % A good flexing of the brain muscle
>> x = norm(v21)/norm(v20) % Estimate the distance to the toilet m * v20 % A
>> l = 1.5 + 1/x m * v20 % A asdrfasfaf 4tgf gg to drunk to care ratio -9sg 9s-fh


-a0sdf97 0as89f s=fu7 =f
fuaf9u a f89yu -a8sf -8
890790 -7 -7 98 9068 f

-9yf

-----======================================.


Posted by Omega_M on Jun-22-2006 04:53:

did you guys ever put as much efforts in the math class as you are putting into calculating %s of alcohol in wine and beer ?


Posted by Masonious on Jun-22-2006 04:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
Ax = 12%

V1 = 750mls

v = the pisshead vector;

b = bottle;

t = time;

p = pisshead drunken conditon (MPalc)

h = The pisshead-to-alcohol ratio;


>> h = [1/2, 1/3, 1/4, 1/5, 1/6;
1/3, 1/4, 1/5, 1/6, 1/7;
1/4, 1/5, 1/6, 1/7, 1/8;
1/5, 1/6, 1/7, 1/8, 1/9;
1/6, 1/7, 1/8, 1/9, 1/10]


>> v = h*[1;1;1;1;1] % Compute H times some pisshead vector
>> h\v % Solve H*x = v for x - should equal to being drunk
>> vpert = v + 0.0001*norm(v)*rand(5,1) % perturbed the pisshead vector by only 0.001 percent
>> h\vpert % Result is a large percentage error


>> a = rand(5) % A random music selection x5 volume
>> cond(a) % Check its drunken condition number
>> v = a*[1;1;1;1;1] % Compute A times some start vector
>> a\v % Solve A*x = v for x - should equal speech vector
>> vpert = v + 0.0001*norm(v)*rand(5,1) % perturb vector by only 0.001 percent
>> a\vpert % Result is still a small percentage error

>> M = munchies

>> C = Cookies and that's good enough for me

>> v = rand(5,1) % Generate a random act of violence
>> v20 = a^20 * v x bladder control
>> v21 = a * v20 % A good estimate for the vagina
>> norm(v21)/norm(v20) % Estimate the largest vagina


>> Va = [12.2370, 37.5247, 33.3649, 10.6727, -3.5762;
-37.4620,-139.4589,-125.2058, -37.2706, 14.6711;
25.0066, 105.7378, 95.9299, 25.3789, -11.8404;
13.1421, 43.1461, 37.2184, 14.4869, -4.4766;
-49.2073,-193.2776,-169.3627, -48.8387, 23.8051]

Therefore no vagina tonight.

>> m = (a - 1.5*eye(5))^(-1) m * v20 % A
>> v = rand(5,1) % Generate a vomit or two m * v20 % A
>> v20 = m^20 * v piss break m * v20 % A
>> v21 = m * v20 % A good flexing of the brain muscle
>> x = norm(v21)/norm(v20) % Estimate the distance to the toilet m * v20 % A
>> l = 1.5 + 1/x m * v20 % A asdrfasfaf 4tgf gg to drunk to care ratio -9sg 9s-fh


-a0sdf97 0as89f s=fu7 =f
fuaf9u a f89yu -a8sf -8
890790 -7 -7 98 9068 f

-9yf

-----======================================.


i have just attained omnipresent supergalactic oneness


Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Jun-22-2006 05:01:

quote:
Originally posted by Masonious
i have just attained omnipresent supergalactic oneness


I still believe in fairy winkles.


Posted by Trance Nutter on Jun-22-2006 05:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
I still believe in fairy winkles.


is that when guys pee sitting down?


Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Jun-22-2006 05:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Trance Nutter
is that when guys pee sitting down?


sure, well, that's what fairy winkles shalt nowth be about.


Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jun-22-2006 06:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
sure, well, that's what fairy winkles shalt nowth be about.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...m=fairy+winkles

Go forth and shape your destiny.


Posted by KilldaDJ on Jun-22-2006 13:39:

youre going to get pissed reguardless.



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