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if u have 1 bottle of wine..
being that a bottle contains 750ml and that is 13.5 alc. by vol.
how many beers would that equal too? i dont know what formula to use.. and if i did.. i still need someone to do it for me 
btw beer would be a normal 5.0 alc. by vol.
About 6 beers, give or take.
i need a specific number.. well id ont NEED it.. id like to know
25.36 oz of wine in 750ml
5oz wine = 12 oz beer
25.36 / 5 = 5.07
5 beers worth of alcohol in a wine bottle.
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| Originally posted by Masonious 25.36 oz of wine in 750ml 5oz wine = 12 oz beer 25.36 / 5 = 5.07 5 beers worth of alcohol in a wine bottle. |
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| Originally posted by Zeiter how do you know 5oz wine = 12 oz beer? |
mmmmm wine
wait did someone ask a question
nevermind
mmmmmmmmm wine
Re: technically
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| Originally posted by nchs09 if u have 1 bottle of wine.. being that a bottle contains 750ml and that is 13.5 alc. by vol. how many beers would that equal too? i dont know what formula to use.. and if i did.. i still need someone to do it for me ![]() btw beer would be a normal 5.0 alc. by vol. |
Ax = 12%
V1 = 750mls
v = the pisshead vector;
b = bottle;
t = time;
p = pisshead drunken conditon (MPalc)
h = The pisshead-to-alcohol ratio;
>> h = [1/2, 1/3, 1/4, 1/5, 1/6;
1/3, 1/4, 1/5, 1/6, 1/7;
1/4, 1/5, 1/6, 1/7, 1/8;
1/5, 1/6, 1/7, 1/8, 1/9;
1/6, 1/7, 1/8, 1/9, 1/10]
>> v = h*[1;1;1;1;1] % Compute H times some pisshead vector
>> h\v % Solve H*x = v for x - should equal to being drunk
>> vpert = v + 0.0001*norm(v)*rand(5,1) % perturbed the pisshead vector by only 0.001 percent
>> h\vpert % Result is a large percentage error
>> a = rand(5) % A random music selection x5 volume
>> cond(a) % Check its drunken condition number
>> v = a*[1;1;1;1;1] % Compute A times some start vector
>> a\v % Solve A*x = v for x - should equal speech vector
>> vpert = v + 0.0001*norm(v)*rand(5,1) % perturb vector by only 0.001 percent
>> a\vpert % Result is still a small percentage error
>> M = munchies
>> C = Cookies and that's good enough for me
>> v = rand(5,1) % Generate a random act of violence
>> v20 = a^20 * v x bladder control
>> v21 = a * v20 % A good estimate for the vagina
>> norm(v21)/norm(v20) % Estimate the largest vagina
>> Va = [12.2370, 37.5247, 33.3649, 10.6727, -3.5762;
-37.4620,-139.4589,-125.2058, -37.2706, 14.6711;
25.0066, 105.7378, 95.9299, 25.3789, -11.8404;
13.1421, 43.1461, 37.2184, 14.4869, -4.4766;
-49.2073,-193.2776,-169.3627, -48.8387, 23.8051]
Therefore no vagina tonight.
>> m = (a - 1.5*eye(5))^(-1) m * v20 % A
>> v = rand(5,1) % Generate a vomit or two m * v20 % A
>> v20 = m^20 * v piss break m * v20 % A
>> v21 = m * v20 % A good flexing of the brain muscle
>> x = norm(v21)/norm(v20) % Estimate the distance to the toilet m * v20 % A
>> l = 1.5 + 1/x m * v20 % A asdrfasfaf 4tgf gg to drunk to care ratio -9sg 9s-fh
-a0sdf97 0as89f s=fu7 =f
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890790 -7 -7 98 9068 f
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did you guys ever put as much efforts in the math class as you are putting into calculating %s of alcohol in wine and beer ?
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| Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ Ax = 12% V1 = 750mls v = the pisshead vector; b = bottle; t = time; p = pisshead drunken conditon (MPalc) h = The pisshead-to-alcohol ratio; >> h = [1/2, 1/3, 1/4, 1/5, 1/6; 1/3, 1/4, 1/5, 1/6, 1/7; 1/4, 1/5, 1/6, 1/7, 1/8; 1/5, 1/6, 1/7, 1/8, 1/9; 1/6, 1/7, 1/8, 1/9, 1/10] >> v = h*[1;1;1;1;1] % Compute H times some pisshead vector >> h\v % Solve H*x = v for x - should equal to being drunk >> vpert = v + 0.0001*norm(v)*rand(5,1) % perturbed the pisshead vector by only 0.001 percent >> h\vpert % Result is a large percentage error >> a = rand(5) % A random music selection x5 volume >> cond(a) % Check its drunken condition number >> v = a*[1;1;1;1;1] % Compute A times some start vector >> a\v % Solve A*x = v for x - should equal speech vector >> vpert = v + 0.0001*norm(v)*rand(5,1) % perturb vector by only 0.001 percent >> a\vpert % Result is still a small percentage error >> M = munchies >> C = Cookies and that's good enough for me >> v = rand(5,1) % Generate a random act of violence >> v20 = a^20 * v x bladder control >> v21 = a * v20 % A good estimate for the vagina >> norm(v21)/norm(v20) % Estimate the largest vagina >> Va = [12.2370, 37.5247, 33.3649, 10.6727, -3.5762; -37.4620,-139.4589,-125.2058, -37.2706, 14.6711; 25.0066, 105.7378, 95.9299, 25.3789, -11.8404; 13.1421, 43.1461, 37.2184, 14.4869, -4.4766; -49.2073,-193.2776,-169.3627, -48.8387, 23.8051] Therefore no vagina tonight. >> m = (a - 1.5*eye(5))^(-1) m * v20 % A >> v = rand(5,1) % Generate a vomit or two m * v20 % A >> v20 = m^20 * v piss break m * v20 % A >> v21 = m * v20 % A good flexing of the brain muscle >> x = norm(v21)/norm(v20) % Estimate the distance to the toilet m * v20 % A >> l = 1.5 + 1/x m * v20 % A asdrfasfaf 4tgf gg to drunk to care ratio -9sg 9s-fh -a0sdf97 0as89f s=fu7 =f fuaf9u a f89yu -a8sf -8 890790 -7 -7 98 9068 f -9yf -----======================================. |
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| Originally posted by Masonious i have just attained omnipresent supergalactic oneness |
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| Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ I still believe in fairy winkles. |
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| Originally posted by Trance Nutter is that when guys pee sitting down? |
sure, well, that's what fairy winkles shalt nowth be about.
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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ sure, well, that's what fairy winkles shalt nowth be about. |
youre going to get pissed reguardless.
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