"there are no viruses for macs" -iCompUSA to customers

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-- "there are no viruses for macs" -iCompUSA to customers

Posted by DjConfessions on Jun-26-2006 03:06:

"there are no viruses for macs" -iCompUSA to customers

Well, I'm just a cashier. Our salespersons are the most skilled, friendly, and knowledgable computer gurus in the history of retail. Build a computer? we got it. Blue ray players? We'll get it. Got money and willing to spend it on shitty services? we'll take it. We KNOW computers inside out. hell, COMP is half of the word COMPUTER. That means we know what we are talking about. So don't listen to a cashier like me. We'll take it out of the horses mouth, directly from our friendly Eman at iCompUSA:

"there are no viruses for macs"

when best buy says there are virses for macs, tell them to go fuck themselves cus they are lying. tell 'em iCompusa is laughing at their bullshit

Posted by Yan on Jun-26-2006 03:18:

Also, there's no place called iCompUSA. Unless you mean the website. Even that's called CompUSA.

Posted by D-res on Jun-26-2006 03:22:

whats with this dude and his obsession with his job. it seems every day he references "iCompUSA"

nobody cares

Posted by Yan on Jun-26-2006 03:26:

quote:
Originally posted by D-res
whats with this dude and his obsession with his job. it seems every day he references "iCompUSA"

nobody cares

His job's his life, apparently. Just wants to make it sound cooler than it really is, with the whole renaming thing.

Posted by igottaknow on Jun-26-2006 03:30:

I'm sick of this thread
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me

Posted by Omega_M on Jun-26-2006 03:31:

why doesn't a search on icompUSA produce any useful results ? like a company website or contact info ??

Posted by Yan on Jun-26-2006 03:34:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
I just wanna scream

For...

?

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_M
why doesn't a search on icompUSA produce any useful results ? like a company website or contact info ??

You're not iCool enough to gain access to it.

Posted by DjConfessions on Jun-26-2006 04:00:

there must be a bug cus i'm not putting an i in front of iCompusa. it's automatic

Posted by Trance Nutter on Jun-26-2006 04:04:

quote:
Originally posted by DjConfessions
it's automatic

no, you're just a wanker.

Posted by Yan on Jun-26-2006 04:05:

quote:
Originally posted by DjConfessions
there must be a bug cus i'm not putting an i in front of iCompusa. it's automatic

Post of the week.

Oh noes, guys! It's the deadly i-bug that places itself before various words! RUUUUN.

Posted by D-res on Jun-26-2006 04:07:

quote:
Originally posted by Trance Nutter
no, you're just a wanker.

lol. thats weird tho. wouldnt he put the 'i' in front of the CompUSA thing on this sig?

Posted by medinaM5 on Jun-26-2006 04:08:

i wanna hijack a plane and drive it into compusa

Posted by Yan on Jun-26-2006 04:12:

iOh iNo! iI iThink iI iCaught iThe iDreaded iBug!

Posted by DjConfessions on Jun-26-2006 04:17:

make sure its not a United flight. their passengers will stop hijacks and kill terrorists....and themselves.

ya, i think if i told some of the foreigners that their product will blow up if i don't de-magnetize it, they'd believe it. "no, i got my printer from mitsubishi" "o really?"

Posted by Trance Nutter on Jun-26-2006 04:18:

remember about a week ago I said you had the worst stories ever conceived by man?

Well you haven't improved.

Posted by Omega_M on Jun-26-2006 04:19:

iwho isaid i iput ian i in ifront iof icompusa ? iyour icomp ihas ia ivirus.

Posted by Aquadyne on Jun-26-2006 04:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Trance Nutter
remember about a week ago I said you had the worst stories ever conceived by man?

Well you haven't improved.

+1

Posted by DjConfessions on Jun-26-2006 04:22:

ya i guess i shoul write about bongs and the miller time hour

Posted by Ivand on Jun-26-2006 04:24:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
I'm sick of this thread
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me

got nowhere to run
the blood slips thru my veins
sometimes i wanna kill myself
sometimes i wanna kill dj
confessions

< /emo>

Posted by DjConfessions on Jun-26-2006 04:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Ivand
got nowhere to run
the blood slips thru my veins
sometimes i wanna kill myself
sometimes i wanna kill dj
confessions

just don't stab me. it's proven i'm invincible against knives