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Posted by BTG on Jun-27-2006 04:22:

I can't beat my gf at pool

does that make me gay?

Posted by Danny Ocean on Jun-27-2006 04:23:

yes

Posted by Yan on Jun-27-2006 04:27:

No.

But you know what you now must do, right?

Do nothing but play till you can 1-up her easy.

Then rub it in her face.

That or ask for pity-head everytime after you lose.

Posted by Aquarian on Jun-27-2006 04:32:

Normally, I'm god damn awful at pool, to the point where I sometimes miss my cue ball with the cue, even if it's two inches away, or I manage to sink half a douzen of the wrong balls.

One time though, I tried playing pool while pretty drunk...

For some reason, it was like the lack of coordination from the alcohol canceled out my normal lack of coordination. I aimed for something, but through my drunken perception, I was actually aiming next to it. That, coupled with my natural lack of coordination made me hit every ball perfectly.

I beat the crap out of everyone.

Posted by MeLLyMeL on Jun-27-2006 04:40:

Lol ...

Lis and I went up against the Boys of FLTA

we were undefeated till the last game.

Our record is still 3-1

Posted by jonze on Jun-27-2006 04:42:

quote:
Originally posted by MeLLyMeL
Lol ...

Lis and I went up against the Boys of FLTA

we were undefeated till the last game.

Our record is still 3-1

girls bent over stroking a pole...are you sure you two were the real winners?

Posted by MeLLyMeL on Jun-27-2006 04:54:

quote:
Originally posted by jonze234
girls bent over stroking a pole...are you sure you two were the real winners?

now it makes sense! YOU BASTARDS!

Posted by kadomony on Jun-27-2006 04:54:

i say if a girl is good at handling a stick and balls better than you are, you're either really lucky or she's a man and got lucky

Posted by DarkAngel on Jun-27-2006 04:57:

quote:
Originally posted by MeLLyMeL
Lol ...

Lis and I went up against the Boys of FLTA

we were undefeated till the last game.

Our record is still 3-1

That's because you and Lis faced me and..I forgot who else...in the last game.

Posted by jacheatamobits on Jun-27-2006 05:10:

Re: I can't beat my gf at pool

quote:
Originally posted by BTG
does that make me gay?

lol, at first i thought he was complaining cuz he couldnt beat up his girlfriend when he was at the pool

btw, if you did do that it would make you very gay

Posted by jdat on Jun-27-2006 05:16:

aren't you supposed to let her win anyhow??

be a freaking gentlemen for once and don't treat your 'ho' like shite. :P

Posted by wizniz on Jun-27-2006 05:18:

quote:
Originally posted by jdat
aren't you supposed to let her win anyhow??

be a freaking gentlemen for once and don't treat your 'ho' like shite. :P

i treat my ho how i would like to treat my ho

Posted by DarkAngel on Jun-27-2006 05:29:

quote:
Originally posted by wizniz
i treat my ho how i would like to treat my ho

LOL

Posted by all-nite-freak on Jun-27-2006 05:35:

Re: I can't beat my gf at pool

quote:
Originally posted by BTG
does that make me gay?

if you cant use the shaft and balls to put things into holes better than a girl that makes you hella gay.this is worse than pier 1 gay or sweating to the oldies gay, but not as bad as i watch the wnba and lpga gay.

Posted by chojin on Jun-27-2006 06:20:

just practice dood

you'll soon be winning every game then

Posted by occrider on Jun-27-2006 06:26:

Don't give out hope. Maybe you're good at yahtzee.

Posted by Moongoose on Jun-27-2006 10:44:

So would anyone who says getting beaten at pool by a girl dare to go against this girl?

Nothing wrong with loosing to a girl. I know one that is almost unbeatable at snooker, there are not many people in club who can go against her confident that they will win. Luckly my game is 9-ball so i newer play against her

Posted by emc^2 on Jun-27-2006 11:04:

Have you tried hitting her with a pool stick and then sticking your stick in her "pocket"?

sounds like that's what you need to get your shrinking ballsack back into it's pre-whimp shape.

Posted by Jansa on Jun-27-2006 11:35:

No, you're not gay.

When you always stick your balls near one hole...then you're gay.

Posted by javindhra on Jun-27-2006 16:44:

It's nothing to worry about. This is just god's way of telling you that you're not very good at pool.

Posted by bas on Jun-27-2006 16:46:

Losing to your girlfriend at pool doesn't make you gay. Blowing half the biker gang before you leave the bar makes you gay.

You queer bomb.

Posted by igottaknow on Jun-27-2006 16:55:

Jeanette Lee is hot and brad is ghey

Posted by medinaM5 on Jun-27-2006 16:59:

you have two options here...

1) kick her ass at yahoo pool instead

2) start playing a normal game, then tag her in the head with a ball or hit the stick over her head...she will blackout for a bit and while this is happening u hit all ur balls in, and when he wakes up she will ultimately see that you have won teh game.

my work here is done

Posted by Psy-T on Jun-27-2006 17:00:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
Losing to your girlfriend at pool doesn't make you gay. Blowing half the biker gang before you leave the bar makes you gay.

You queer bomb.

but what if it's for money?

Posted by bas on Jun-27-2006 17:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Psy-T
but what if it's for money?

Then you're just a gay prostitute

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