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Posted by shaw on Jul-01-2006 03:42:

NBA Player Drunk, Masturbating, crashes SUV

http://wcco.com/topstories/local_story_180133016.html

Video of the story in top right corner.

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Jul-01-2006 03:48:

lol

of course if your watching porn while driving your going to jerk it

Posted by philliez on Jul-01-2006 03:59:

ahahahahahaahahahah

...

haaaa haaa ha!

Posted by glass on Jul-01-2006 04:01:

like this hasn't happened to like......... everyone.

Damn, I should have played more BBall growing up, that way everytime I crash my car, while masterbating, drinking, driving and watching porn. I could actually get away with it for a change. Man Milwaukee cops are dicks

Posted by RapidFire on Jul-01-2006 04:02:

maybe he got it mixed up with the shift stick?

Posted by D-res on Jul-01-2006 04:09:

quote:
Originally posted by glass
Man Milwaukee cops are dicks

+1. the 5-0 is really out tonight. I've had two cops whiz past my house sirens a'blazin in the last 10 minutes. I actually think I live pretty close to you so you probably heard them too.

Posted by Trazedict on Jul-01-2006 04:41:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
talk about not being able to show your face in public anymore....

Posted by enferno on Jul-01-2006 05:08:

quote:
Originally posted by RapidFire
maybe he got it mixed up with the shift stick?

that was just . . . really really bad

Posted by Orbax on Jul-01-2006 05:10:

NBA attracts such quality folk.

Posted by Ivand on Jul-01-2006 05:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
lol

of course if your watching porn while driving your going to jerk it

no pun intended

Posted by RapidFire on Jul-01-2006 05:12:

quote:
Originally posted by enferno
that was just . . . really really bad

almost as bad as the condoms?

Posted by enferno on Jul-01-2006 05:13:

quote:
Originally posted by RapidFire
almost as bad as the condoms?

touche

cept you're the only one who lol'd you jerk!

Posted by denys envy on Jul-01-2006 05:14:

quote:
Originally posted by glass
like this hasn't happened to like......... everyone.

Damn, I should have played more BBall growing up, that way everytime I crash my car, while masterbating, drinking, driving and watching porn. I could actually get away with it for a change. Man Milwaukee cops are dicks

sad part is he's not kidding... or maybe not so sad and more funny

Posted by RapidFire on Jul-01-2006 05:16:

quote:
Originally posted by enferno
touche

cept you're the only one who lol'd you jerk!

I was trying to chear you up

Posted by MarkT on Jul-01-2006 07:05:

safety first...two hands on the wheel.

so when you're driving drunk...you make sure you have a *passenger* to jerk you off while you're watching porn on the LCD.

fucking amateur

Posted by OnePercent on Jul-01-2006 08:08:

Eddie Griffin has a nice stroke.

Posted by iammesol on Jul-01-2006 13:02:

this is one way to know you're addicted...

Posted by KilldaDJ on Jul-01-2006 14:29:

haha gutted to fuck

Posted by washout on Jul-01-2006 16:18:

masturbating drunk.
so sad.

Posted by MunkyAngel on Jul-01-2006 16:30:

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha too fucking funny!!! skeet! skeet! skeet!

Posted by DaveSZ on Jul-02-2006 04:26:

That's too funny.

Posted by LeopoldStotch on Jul-02-2006 05:29:

yet again. another mediocre sports athlete takes the fall.

Posted by shaw on Jul-02-2006 05:35:

quote:
Originally posted by LeopoldStotch
yet again. another mediocre sports athlete takes the fall.

yeah, it's only fun when those mediocre trivia athletes fail.

Posted by Protege on Jul-02-2006 20:19:

quote:
Originally posted by washout
masturbating drunk.
so sad.

what, youve never done it?

Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Jul-02-2006 22:13:

Goes to show you, even NBA playas have lonely nites too

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