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and now...An Awkward Moment
So what do you do when an actual "Retart" [mentaly challenge] calls you a retart.
Do you laugh or wtf?
This happen to me today....

eat a poptart

one for you one for the other.
Retart? Like a Pop Tart re-cooked?
lol @ toaster sex
but which way is mr. toast entering from, the front slot or the back slot???
tis teh real question 
Re: and now...An Awkward Moment
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| Originally posted by TweeK So what do you do when an actual "Retart" [mentaly challenge] calls you a retart. Do you laugh or wtf? This happen to me today.... |

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Originally posted by Omega_M ![]() |
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| Originally posted by PvDoBseSSioN lol @ toaster sex but which way is mr. toast entering from, the front slot or the back slot??? tis teh real question |
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| Originally posted by tubularbills but actually this particular toaster looks like it only has ONE slot..... |
theres this retard at school who always gets his way. if you say yay my team won and he doesnt like them (football, baseball, etc) he'll fucking shove you around and the teachers do nothing. before i was like "dont fuckin touch me" and he called me a retard.
i didnt NEED to say anything. everyone laughed and i felt vindicated for ONCE! jeez that kid gets away with everything.
for the most part i dislike retards (having councelled retard camp for 3 years, i do have an opinion.)
Make a handicap face at him, and then push him down. Unless the retard has special powers. Like in Dreamcatcher
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| Originally posted by Mebot Make a handicap face at him, and then push him down. Unless the retard has special powers. Like in Dreamcatcher |
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| Originally posted by Ygrene Great book. Terrible movie. Tell the retard to go see the movie. |
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| Originally posted by PvDoBseSSioN lol @ toaster sex but which way is mr. toast entering from, the front slot or the back slot??? tis teh real question |
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| Originally posted by {b.s.e.} evol intent FTW |
lolzz story time!
I was on the city bus one day and there was a retarded chick across from me. A 40-50ish year old woman (i cant tell, when they are that old they all look the same to me) got on and sat next to her and was really nice and was having a conversation with the retard and it was kind of funny i wasnt about to laugh because that would just be fucked up.
but then... the retard said to the lady "can i tell you a secret?"
the lady leaned over close to her to hear the secret
then the tard said:
"I'm retaaaaarded"
hahahalmao omg. that shit was so funny, but i was trying so hard not to laugh and was struggling to hold back the laugh but a little giggle slipped out then the dude next to me looked at me (he must have heard the whole thing too) because he i could tell he was trying to hold back a laugh and we rode like that (silently LMAOing) for the next couple minutes
it was great 
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| Originally posted by philliez lolzz story time! I was on the city bus one day and there was a retarded chick across from me. A 40-50ish year old woman (i cant tell, when they are that old they all look the same to me) got on and sat next to her and was really nice and was having a conversation with the retard and it was kind of funny i wasnt about to laugh because that would just be fucked up. but then... the retard said to the lady "can i tell you a secret?" the lady leaned over close to her to hear the secret then the tard said: "I'm retaaaaarded" hahahalmao omg. that shit was so funny, but i was trying so hard not to laugh and was struggling to hold back the laugh but a little giggle slipped out then the dude next to me looked at me (he must have heard the whole thing too) because he i could tell he was trying to hold back a laugh and we rode like that (silently LMAOing) for the next couple minutes it was great |
I have never met a 'tard who knew they were retarded and told other people of their condition.
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Originally posted by Demoted I have never met a 'tard who knew they were retarded and told other people of their condition.I usually see them playing with pinwheels and giggling at clouds, but not being able to laugh at their handicap. |
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| Originally posted by philliez lolzz story time! I was on the city bus one day and there was a retarded chick across from me. A 40-50ish year old woman (i cant tell, when they are that old they all look the same to me) got on and sat next to her and was really nice and was having a conversation with the retard and it was kind of funny i wasnt about to laugh because that would just be fucked up. but then... the retard said to the lady "can i tell you a secret?" the lady leaned over close to her to hear the secret then the tard said: "I'm retaaaaarded" hahahalmao omg. that shit was so funny, but i was trying so hard not to laugh and was struggling to hold back the laugh but a little giggle slipped out then the dude next to me looked at me (he must have heard the whole thing too) because he i could tell he was trying to hold back a laugh and we rode like that (silently LMAOing) for the next couple minutes it was great |
Equal opportunity retards are usually nice 
I think they were perfectly justified in calling you a 'retart'.
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