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Posted by Minhaj on Jul-02-2006 16:40:

**** chuck norris

Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home.
Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He passes out after two wine coolers.
The chief import of Chuck Norris is cock.
Chuck Norris shampoos with conditioner, and then actually repeats.
Chuck Norris masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once became popular for no apparent reason whatsoever.
A Chinaman once told Chuck Norris that his penis was small during a karate tournament.
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris' most lethal art is face painting.

more at
http://www.fucknorrisfacts.com/

Posted by Marc Summers on Jul-02-2006 16:44:

finally!

Posted by D-res on Jul-02-2006 16:45:

Re: **** chuck norris

quote:
Originally posted by Minhaj
The chief import of Chuck Norris is cock.

Posted by bananas on Jul-02-2006 16:46:

but...but...but it's not funny. rly, it isn't

Posted by Minhaj on Jul-02-2006 16:48:

quote:
Originally posted by bananas
but...but...but it's not funny. rly, it isn't

the truth is never funny

Posted by Marc Summers on Jul-02-2006 16:51:

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Chuck Norris has no friends on MySpace. Not even Tom.

ouch.

Posted by tribu on Jul-02-2006 16:55:

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After a night of passionate love with Tony Danza, Chuck Norris took the morning after pill, fearing an unwanted pregnancy.

Posted by D-res on Jul-02-2006 16:58:

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Chuck Norris once tried to eat a 72 oz steak in an hour, but filled up on a house salad then threw up.

EDIT:
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Chuck Norris masturbates furiously in a corner whenever he sees a Bowflex commercial.

Posted by Protege on Jul-02-2006 18:07:

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Chuck Norris masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Theres nothing wrong with that.

Posted by Moongoose on Jul-02-2006 18:40:

The owner of that side is begging for a roundhouse kick to end his miserable existance.

Posted by RapidFire on Jul-02-2006 18:49:

almost as funny as the vin diesel facts. in other words- NOT AT ALL.

Posted by starglider on Jul-02-2006 21:57:

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