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Posted by BTG on Jul-02-2006 17:26:

jahovas

i was woken abrubtly this morning (1pm) by the ringing of my doorbell.

i get up to investigate and its some person at my door i dont recognize, naturally i dont answer the door and just observe them from afar.

the woman peers into the window, and ring the doorbell again.

few more seconds and then the crazy bitch tries to open the fucking door!

WTF KIND OF TOM FOOLERY IS THIS???! i'm mad but at the same time i dont care, the door was locked. but after that i got dressed right away and had a smoke outside to let her know that i was home, i dont think she saw me though, cause she was walking down the street. ;/

Posted by Marc Summers on Jul-02-2006 17:28:

Re: jahovas

was she hot?

Posted by XoxidE on Jul-02-2006 17:32:

Posted by Ted Promo on Jul-02-2006 17:35:

Heh, I remember one time I bought a Satanic Bible just to fuck with the next religious zealot that came to my door. Her reaction was priceless, then I bukkake't her.

Posted by DarkAngel on Jul-02-2006 17:36:

Jehovah4x!

Posted by Sunsnail on Jul-02-2006 18:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Demoted
Heh, I remember one time I bought a Satanic Bible just to fuck with the next religious zealot that came to my door. Her reaction was priceless, then I bukkake't her.

omg excellent idea

Posted by asfdz on Jul-02-2006 18:24:

<==== can't fckn stand them

If you want to believe in something, kudos to you
DON'T force it on the rest of the world or you will be hit across the head with Demoted's Satanic Bible Bitchesssssss

Posted by RJT on Jul-02-2006 19:47:

quote:
Originally posted by XoxidE

That was great...

Posted by Cloudburst on Jul-02-2006 19:52:

quote:
Originally posted by XoxidE
http://www.youtube.com/v/EFG1OGUE2ls

ahahahah

Posted by DarkAngel on Jul-02-2006 19:59:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ RJT
That was great...

Yeah, totally, dude!!! Holy fuck!

Posted by SebG on Jul-02-2006 19:59:

LOL @ Video

Posted by jonSun on Jul-02-2006 19:59:

Ya i get these mormons at my house. fokin annoyng

Posted by tribu on Jul-02-2006 20:06:

You should have hit her over the head, tied her over a chair and raped her in the ass while screaming, wheres your god now bitch?

Disclaimer: I dont advocate this

Posted by all-nite-freak on Jul-02-2006 21:15:

i used to have this lady come to my door every saturday morning no matter how uninterested i told her i was.Finally one morning i answered the door with my pecker hanging out and told her to embrace and believe in this watchtower.(i gave my buddy a jingle for effect.The cops didnt show up at my door, and ive been able to sleep in since then.WIN!

Posted by Sunsnail on Jul-02-2006 21:22:

quote:
Originally posted by all-nite-freak
i used to have this lady come to my door every saturday morning no matter how uninterested i told her i was.Finally one morning i answered the door with my pecker hanging out and told her to embrace and believe in this watchtower.(i gave my buddy a jingle for effect.The cops didnt show up at my door, and ive been able to sleep in since then.WIN!

Posted by asfdz on Jul-02-2006 21:35:

Posted by all-nite-freak on Jul-02-2006 21:42:

quote:
Originally posted by Azia
that's what us ladies are suppose to do to get a show?

Posted by Ivand on Jul-02-2006 22:32:

i dislike them with a passion, its actually worst when you know what really happens inside their organization

Posted by jahnlay on Jul-02-2006 23:50:

at video

Posted by aquila on Jul-02-2006 23:52:

quote:
Originally posted by Azia
that's what us ladies are suppose to do to get a show?

No, it's easier than that! Just show us yours and we'll show you ours

Posted by guster on Jul-03-2006 00:09:

my girlfriend was forced to grow up as a "witness", or j-ho, as i choose to call them.

of course she loathes it now.

and seeing as i was forced to grow up catholic, we're both rather bitter on religion, but full of faith.

anyway.

since we've lived in this house (15 years), we've only had 1 couplet of mormons and no j-hos.

i feel... blessed?

Posted by asfdz on Jul-03-2006 00:13:

quote:
Originally posted by aquila
No, it's easier than that! Just show us yours and we'll show you ours

OHHHH!!!!

men are too easy

Posted by Deeedeee on Jul-03-2006 01:01:

quote:
Originally posted by Azia
<==== can't fckn stand them

If you want to believe in something, kudos to you
DON'T force it on the rest of the world or you will be hit across the head with Demoted's Satanic Bible Bitchesssssss

They believe that door to door service reserves a spot in 'paradise' There is no heaven because it's already accompanied by an exclusive 144,000

@ Freaks Watchtower

Posted by aquila on Jul-03-2006 03:24:

quote:
Originally posted by Azia
OHHHH!!!!

men are too easy

I know. Scary isn't it?

Posted by asfdz on Jul-03-2006 03:28:

quote:
Originally posted by aquila
I know. Scary isn't it?

everyone's easy under the right circumstances

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