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I've solved Women

The solution:

Yes means Yes

No means No
or

No means 'barrier I want you to defeat in order to prove you are worthy'. Telling the difference between the two nos is part of the barrier.

Trying to figure out women FTL!

Re: I've solved Women

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Originally posted by Subey wan't

I'm not sure what this means.

Re: Re: I've solved Women

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Originally posted by HardTranceProd I'm not sure what this means.

It means that the circuits in my brain that translate though into text ain't wired too well :P

This thread is confusing.

The truth about women is that they don't want to want what they want and, therefore, they want to convince themselves that they want something they don't want, and that they don't want what they really want so, what they want can actually prove them they're what they want and that they're wanted by what they really want. Otherwise, they won't want what they really wanted in the first place.

It's quite simple really, and confirms Subey's theory.

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Originally posted by Lira they don't want to want what they want and, therefore, they want something they don't want, and that they don't want what they really want so, what they want can actually prove them they're what they want and that they're wanted by what they really want.

and they just strut.
what the fuck ?

Re: I've solved Women

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Originally posted by Subey The solution: Yes means Yes or more likely Yes means 'i'm teasing you now so i can give you a NO later on' No means No or No means 'barrier I want you to defeat in order to prove you are worthy'. Telling the difference between the two nos is part of the barrier.

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Originally posted by superglo and they just strut. what the fuck ?

omg that was funny. almost made me pee. haha. i love that song.

Fatboy Slim - Star 69 FTW. lol.

Re: Re: I've solved Women

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Originally posted by paranoik0 fixed

Addendum acknowledged

Re: I've solved Women

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Originally posted by Subey The solution: Yes means Yes No means No or No means 'barrier I want you to defeat in order to prove you are worthy'. Telling the difference between the two nos is part of the barrier.

You have it wrong.

Yes means Yes or no.

No means Yes or no.

Just when you think youve figured them out, you are further away from understanding them.

to give women such mystique is folly

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Originally posted by superglo and they just strut. what the fuck ?

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Originally posted by Lira The truth about women is that they don't want to want what they want and, therefore, they want to convince themselves that they want something they don't want, and that they don't want what they really want so, what they want can actually prove them they're what they want and that they're wanted by what they really want. Otherwise, they won't want what they really wanted in the first place. It's quite simple really, and confirms Subey's theory.

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Originally posted by Lira The truth about women is that they don't want to want what they want and, therefore, they want to convince themselves that they want something they don't want, and that they don't want what they really want so, what they want can actually prove them they're what they want and that they're wanted by what they really want. Otherwise, they won't want what they really wanted in the first place. It's quite simple really, and confirms Subey's theory.

Single negative= negative, double neg= pos, triple neg= neg, etc.

Some women have been known to engage in as many as thirty negatives.
All true, unless they are being sarcastic or merely testing you, upon which all signals they give off are the opposite. If a male is ever smart enough to keep track of all this and backs a woman into the corner, he still loses, because at that moment, she is conveniently on her period.

It's quite simple really, and confirms Lira's theory of Subey's theory of women.

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Originally posted by OnePercent It's quite simple really, and confirms Lira's theory of Subey's theory of women.

This latest confirmation confirms my previously held theory.

In essence women present data which supports multiple positions simultaneously. The point at which a male commits to approaching a specific position is precisely the moment that they abandon the posibility of that position being true.

or in layman's terms...

The entire female psyche is based on a game of monkey in the middle

If we keep this thread going, men will dethrone women as the complicated sex.

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Originally posted by Subey or in layman's terms... The entire female psyche is based on a game of monkey in the middle

beleive it or not some women out there really don't give a fuck about you guys.

some men out there don't give a fuck about women too.

and i'm not even talking about gays.

you can't really solve us until we solve ourselves

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Originally posted by Slylee you can't really solve us until we solve ourselves

I'm curious now: do you have any theory on women, being a woman yourself?

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Originally posted by Lira I'm curious now: do you have any theory on women, being a woman yourself?

yea, they're dumb...with the exception of maybe a small handful.

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Originally posted by Slylee yea, they're dumb...with the exception of maybe a small handful.

sounds like your talking about your breasts /diss

who needs more than a handful?


craig loves my small boobs anyway. they probably remind him of a 17 year old.

there is no way to solve women.
all you can do is buy them nice things,stroke their egos and give them oral until they cant walk.Do all of this and you might just be allowed a night out with the boys once in awhile.If you are really good she wont even call you 567 times.

no and yes mean what they mean...its the word FINE you have to watch out for.

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