Ice Cream Truck Lady Is a *******

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Posted by TweeK on Jul-07-2006 22:19:

So today i flaged down one of those ghetto ass Ice Cream Trucks. And then the Ice Cream Lady pops her little beatty ass head out the window. And shes like "man bitch what do you want". And im like. Sup hoe. Ill take the Hulk Ice Cream. Kthnx

And shes like we dont have the "Hulk Ice Cream" but we do have them Spider man ones. Then she goes and points at the little spider man ice cream pic on the side of her truck.

And im like wTF!!!! I dont want the gay ass Spider Man one. How's the spiderman one like the Hulk one bitch.

And shes like they both have "bubble gum eyes".

And i fucking start laughing. Bwhahahhaa.

i bought a fucking Pimp Ass Push Up Flinstones Ice Cream in the end.

True Story. The End

wTFFkthnxbye

Posted by Sunsnail on Jul-07-2006 22:23:

owned!

Posted by Marc Summers on Jul-07-2006 22:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail
owned!

Posted by Subey on Jul-07-2006 22:27:

the demographic of my neighbourhood does not have the correct density of inhabitants neccesary to adequately support a mobile frozen dessert dispensary

Posted by Boomer187 on Jul-07-2006 22:28:

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyumm

Posted by kadomony on Jul-07-2006 22:38:

great story. action, conflict, resolution.
i love how you described the push-up as "pimp ass"

would read again.
A++++++++

Posted by DjConfessions on Jul-07-2006 22:39:

i deduce she was black

Posted by RapidFire on Jul-07-2006 23:46:

so did you hit it?

Posted by DarkAngel on Jul-07-2006 23:48:

Posted by Ygrene on Jul-07-2006 23:52:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyumm

Funniest one-word post I've seen in forever.

p.s. - ozone isotope is EXPENSE! HAX!

Posted by TweeK on Jul-08-2006 00:11:

quote:
Originally posted by kadomony
great story. action, conflict, resolution.
i love how you described the push-up as "pimp ass"

would read again.
A++++++++

quote:
Originally posted by DjConfessions
i deduce she was black

No she was asian.

quote:
Originally posted by RapidFire
so did you hit it?

No but i soooooo wanted to.

Posted by RapidFire on Jul-08-2006 00:18:

next time show her your popsicle

Posted by wizniz on Jul-08-2006 00:52:

is the baseball hat telling me not to apply? wtf!

Posted by citric_acid on Jul-08-2006 01:03:

quote:
Originally posted by Subey
the demographic of my neighbourhood does not have the correct density of inhabitants neccesary to adequately support a mobile frozen dessert dispensary

if u put my whole state in in a town u still wouldnt be able to have an ice cream truck

Posted by colonelcrisp on Jul-08-2006 05:24:

in my hometown we never had an ice cream truck, we had dickie dee's bycicle mobile desert dispenseries....

Posted by UWM on Jul-08-2006 05:28:

I find it quite ironic that you seem to be denigrating the driver of this ice cream truck when it's apparent that you live where "ghetto ass Ice Cream Trucks" are present.

Posted by Ivand on Jul-08-2006 05:28:

quote:
Originally posted by citric_acid
if u put my whole state in in a town u still wouldnt be able to have an ice cream truck

if you put my whole country and your state we still wouldnt be able to have an icecream truck

Posted by Subey on Jul-08-2006 13:27:

quote:
Originally posted by citric_acid
if u put my whole state in in a town u still wouldnt be able to have an ice cream truck

quote:
Originally posted by Ivand
if you put my whole country and your state we still wouldnt be able to have an icecream truck

Why should you be punished just because you live in some deep dark backwater that makes the characters in deliverance seem like cosmopolitan inteligencia by comparison?

I was thinking about ice cream mail persons. Instead of carrying around a bag full of mail, they would have insulated bags filled with fudgsicles, popsicles, Incredible Hulks (in case they run into Tweek).

I'd also give them those funky arabian genie shoes with bells on the ends so that you knew they were coming!

Posted by Ivand on Jul-08-2006 14:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Subey
Why should you be punished just because you live in some deep dark backwater that makes the characters in deliverance seem like cosmopolitan inteligencia by comparison?

I was thinking about ice cream mail persons. Instead of carrying around a bag full of mail, they would have insulated bags filled with fudgsicles, popsicles, Incredible Hulks (in case they run into Tweek).

I'd also give them those funky arabian genie shoes with bells on the ends so that you knew they were coming!

and spiderman with bubblegum eyes, dont forget that

Posted by TweeK on Jul-08-2006 21:33:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
I find it quite ironic that you seem to be denigrating the driver of this ice cream truck when it's apparent that you live where "ghetto ass Ice Cream Trucks" are present.

Yes i live were ghetto ass Ice Cream Trucks pass on by. That doesnt mean my turf is ghetto. FOOO!

Posted by Rainborn on Jul-08-2006 21:52:

You all knew it was coming - it was just a matter of time:

PICS OR STFU

Haha okay maybe not, but NEXT TIME BE PREPAREEEEED!