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Posted by Abercrombie on Jul-13-2006 04:02:

I just can't write a better headline for this news article

Source

Insert euphemisms here.

Posted by zoogla on Jul-13-2006 04:06:

Posted by Abercrombie on Jul-13-2006 15:13:

Perhaps the truck was burning rubber?

Posted by MKpacha on Jul-13-2006 15:15:

thats a huge slip up...the route had to be super wet to make the truck lose its load like that...

Posted by TO guy on Jul-13-2006 15:17:

I can see this becoming the best thread ever

Posted by Cosmic Fur on Jul-13-2006 15:20:

"Whoops!"

Posted by starsearcher on Jul-13-2006 15:23:

GOLD!!!

Posted by LKD on Jul-13-2006 15:25:

come again?

Posted by weema on Jul-13-2006 15:32:

quote:
Originally posted by MKpacha
thats a huge slip up...the route had to be super wet to make the truck lose its load like that...

Not only wet, I'm sure that was a very narrow road. Most truck drivers are very skilled when driving on slippery road conditions, it's part of their training. However, when the road is tight, it's easy to slip and lose the load.

Posted by MKpacha on Jul-13-2006 15:34:

quote:
Originally posted by weema
Not only wet, I'm sure that was a very narrow road. Most truck drivers are very skilled when driving on slippery road conditions, it's part of their training. However, when the road is tight, it's easy to slip and lose the load.

do you think it could be due to the fact its a rear loading truck?

Posted by Elendil on Jul-13-2006 15:38:

Or perhaps the truck had just pretended to be carrying the condoms - you know how some of them like to drive with their trailer uncovered...

Posted by weema on Jul-13-2006 15:38:

quote:
Originally posted by MKpacha
do you think it could be due to the fact its a rear loading truck?

Excellent point. Although a lot of these new tracks are able to receive their load by using more than one opening (front, back, sides). It's very convinient for the workers as it saves time, However the load sometimes is not properly balanced inside and may cause unstable conditions. Something the ministry of transportation may want to look at.

Posted by LKD on Jul-13-2006 16:09:

I wonder if the driver had any control on the spillage

PS. gotta love how some of the puns are just flying WAYYYY over some people here LOL

Posted by Abercrombie on Jul-13-2006 16:34:

quote:
"The driver of the other transport, which stayed upright, was unhurt."

The other truck was hauling viagra.

Posted by DigitalMP on Jul-13-2006 16:38:

Theme song for this thread:

Lexicon Avenue - It Comes From Inside

Posted by MKpacha on Jul-13-2006 16:43:

quote:
Originally posted by DigitalMP
Theme song for this thread:

Lexicon Avenue - It Comes From Inside

FTW

Posted by Qiang on Jul-13-2006 17:04:

quote:
Originally posted by El Kay Dee
PS. gotta love how some of the puns are just flying WAYYYY over some people here LOL

Posted by DigitalMP on Jul-13-2006 17:17:

quote:
Originally posted by MKpacha
FTW

this must be heaven scent, as i've been trying to find a dirty way to use this track title since i first heard it

Posted by harcourt on Jul-13-2006 17:26:

Someone needs to mail that to Headlines on The Tonight Show.

Posted by StereoPrincess on Jul-13-2006 17:29:

i swear to god, the guy that wrote this article is just patting himself on the back and will have this memory engrained in his head for the rest of his life.

if i was a journalist, i would live for the day something like this makes it by the copy editor.

you see it all the time on Jay Leno's headlines (someone should send this in).

Posted by Fir3start3r on Jul-13-2006 17:47:

Re: I just can't write a better headline for this news article

quote:
Originally posted by Abercrombie

Source

Insert euphemisms here.

omg....awesome

Posted by Abercrombie on Jul-13-2006 18:53:

The firemen are there for protection. Better safe than sorry.

Posted by LKD on Jul-13-2006 19:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Abercrombie
The firemen are there for protection. Better safe than sorry.

yep...they gonna use their hoses if anything since the other protection still led to an accidental spill

Posted by Cosmic Fur on Jul-13-2006 19:32:

Should have just put the load into another truck.

Posted by Abercrombie on Jul-13-2006 21:13:

quote:
Originally posted by El Kay Dee
yep...they gonna use their hoses if anything since the other protection still led to an accidental spill

They better use a raincoat.

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