Should I pretend to be bi/gay to get an apartment?

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Posted by Tranc3 on Jul-23-2006 21:10:

Should I pretend to be bi/gay to get an apartment?

I'm looking at listings in the Irvine, CA area, and some of the roomate/apartment offers that are more appealing require that I be either gay or bi. Maybe I could pull off being bi, that doesn't necessarily require that I get involved with a guy.

Posted by DjConfessions on Jul-23-2006 21:13:

have u should just move in with them, say your bi and suck their cock just once. then you're set for the rest of your stay

Posted by chojin on Jul-23-2006 21:13:

Posted by Tranc3 on Jul-23-2006 21:13:

quote:
Originally posted by DjConfessions
have u should just move in with them, say your bi and suck their cock just once. then you're set for the rest of your stay

No, that's cool, I'll pass on that.

Posted by Tranc3 on Jul-23-2006 21:15:

quote:
Originally posted by chojin

Hehe reminds me of that Southpark where Jimbo and Ned infiltrate the KKK and convince them to take the opposite side, since nobody likes the KKK.

Posted by chojin on Jul-23-2006 21:15:

anyway serious note: fuck it, let them think you're a bum bandit.

Posted by Tranc3 on Jul-23-2006 21:18:

What's the worst that could happen?

Posted by DjConfessions on Jul-23-2006 21:19:

quote:
Originally posted by Tranc3
What's the worst that could happen?

swallowing

Posted by chojin on Jul-23-2006 21:20:

you could have some REALLY hot neighbours who are single, like to walk around in skimpy underwear but they steer well clear because they think you love the cock.

thats pretty much worst case.

Posted by bananas on Jul-23-2006 21:24:

I wouldn't do that, cause it seems they have some intentions...

Posted by jdat on Jul-23-2006 21:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Tranc3
What's the worst that could happen?

The issue isn't really the fact that the potential renter might be gay/bi.

They prefer to have someone like that so they ( the potential renters ) are not shocked by the behavior that may be taking place there.

It's a precautionary measure, a warning of sorts.

Unless they are really wackjobs they should accept you straight or not, the concern is about you and your acceptance, not the other way around.

And pulling off that you are gay/bi when you are not can be a tuffy!

Posted by Omega_M on Jul-23-2006 21:33:

Re: Should I pretend to be bi/gay to get an apartment?

quote:
Originally posted by Tranc3
I'm looking at listings in the Irvine, CA area, and some of the roomate/apartment offers that are more appealing require that I be either gay or bi. Maybe I could pull off being bi, that doesn't necessarily require that I get involved with a guy.

It really depends on whether they are bi or gay.

Posted by Tranc3 on Jul-23-2006 21:44:

quote:
Originally posted by jdat
The issue isn't really the fact that the potential renter might be gay/bi.

They prefer to have someone like that so they ( the potential renters ) are not shocked by the behavior that may be taking place there.

It's a precautionary measure, a warning of sorts.

Unless they are really wackjobs they should accept you straight or not, the concern is about you and your acceptance, not the other way around.

And pulling off that you are gay/bi when you are not can be a tuffy!

Ahh hmm, I had not thought of that. Most of the listings I've encontered so far that ask for, say, a gay male roomate are looking for either a gay male or a straight female. I was thinking it was so there would be no tension between myself and the female roomate(s).

Personally I have no problem with other people's sexual orientation and/or behavior, as long as it isn't overly disturbing. Just as I wouldn't want to be kept up at night by some hot lesbians, I wouldn't want to be kept up at night by some gay males.

Posted by jdat on Jul-23-2006 21:48:

I say call/email a couple ads stating you're straight but are open to gay and bi people and are interested in the apartment.

See what kind of responses you get

Posted by KilldaDJ on Jul-23-2006 21:48:

they might bum u when ur asleep

do u wana wake up with a cock in ur ass?

Posted by Tranc3 on Jul-23-2006 22:13:

quote:
Originally posted by jdat
I say call/email a couple ads stating you're straight but are open to gay and bi people and are interested in the apartment.

See what kind of responses you get

That's actually not a bad idea, think I might try that.

Posted by Orbital32 on Jul-23-2006 22:19:

quote:
Originally posted by Tranc3
That's actually not a bad idea, think I might try that.

why don't you take your own advice and Ben Dover?

Posted by bas on Jul-24-2006 05:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Tranc3
What's the worst that could happen?

AIDS.

Posted by eRRaTiK on Jul-24-2006 08:30:

quote:
Originally posted by Tranc3
Just as I wouldn't want to be kept up at night by some hot lesbians

wtf you're ghey.

quote:
Originally posted by KilldaDJ
do u wana wake up with a cock in ur ass?

Posted by jdat on Jul-24-2006 09:53:

quote:
Originally posted by eRRaTiK
wtf you're ghey.

He doesn't realize that hot lesbians do NOT exist or at least there are very few of them out there ( and I do mean REAL lesbians not the I went down on my friend once type of deal ).

Posted by BiG-_BoSS on Jul-24-2006 11:15:

quote:
Originally posted by jdat
He doesn't realize that hot lesbians do NOT exist or at least there are very few of them out there ( and I do mean REAL lesbians not the I went down on my friend once type of deal ).

You see this is the thing. All the hot guys are gay and all the ugly girls are lesbians. Wierd how things turn out, huh?

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Jul-24-2006 14:26:

quote:
Originally posted by jdat
He doesn't realize that hot lesbians do NOT exist or at least there are very few of them out there ( and I do mean REAL lesbians not the I went down on my friend once type of deal ).

to be honest with you.. most of hte time lesbians are not hot.. usually hot girls just tell you their lesbians because they dont want to go out wtih you

Posted by Ivand on Jul-24-2006 15:11:

Re: Should I pretend to be bi/gay to get an apartment?

Posted by bas on Jul-24-2006 18:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
to be honest with you.. most of hte time lesbians are not hot.. usually hot girls just tell you their lesbians because they dont want to go out wtih you

Happens alot to you huh?

Posted by monishb on Jul-24-2006 18:24:

until you suck cock, i suggest dont

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