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hot sauce + vagina = bad news
i was eating pizza and i was putting hot sauce on it. later on during the night i tried to woo my girlfriend, and as my fingers did there work, she all of a sudden started freaking out..and i'm like "WTF woman?"
and then she yelled at me.
i didn't get laid lastnight. ;(
HAHA OWNED
haha
dirty.
OMFG
LMFAO
Poor Brad
LMFAOOOO omg I'm so sorry I CAN'T stop laughing
my sex stories pwn yours
Looking at the thread title, I thought you and your gf were experimenting making tacos.

You should have used your tongue!
mmmhh...
But if the sauce's been really THAT spicy, i'd say it wouldn't make any difference!
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| Originally posted by pvdAngel Looking at the thread title, I thought you and your gf were experimenting making tacos. |
washing your hands FTW
:/
pizzwned!
shoulda gone for da p00per.
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| Originally posted by eRRaTiK pizzwned! shoulda gone for da p00per. |
At least you didn't try to lube her up with hot butter.
Re: hot sauce + vagina = bad news
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| Originally posted by BTG i was eating pizza and i was putting hot sauce on it. later on during the night i tried to woo my girlfriend, and as my fingers did there work, she all of a sudden started freaking out..and i'm like "WTF woman?" and then she yelled at me. i didn't get laid lastnight. ;( |
proof that BTG has no personal hygiene!
This is the exact reason why you are supposed to wash your hands after eating 
Uhhmm...you stole this from a craigslist posting.
It's actually happened to me before 



"Dipping" in milk FTW!
hehe BTG has aids
tell her she was lucky it wasn't sand in her vagina
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| Originally posted by stren tell her she was lucky it wasn't sand in her vagina |
I dare someone to do a Wikipedia search for the word 'Figging'.
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| Originally posted by THE_Chris I dare someone to do a Wikipedia search for the word 'Figging'. |
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Originally posted by pvdAngel |
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| Originally posted by pvdAngel p.s. Cute sig, stren. |
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