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Posted by guster on Jul-31-2006 06:21:

I Have an Itchy...

It's 1:20 am on 31 July 2006, and I have the itchiest asshole I've ever had..

I can say this for a fact.. I do keep track of all of my itchy assholes, ya know.

What should I do?

Posted by Yan on Jul-31-2006 06:22:

Play an FPS instead.

Itchy trigger finger is better.

Posted by RapidFire on Jul-31-2006 06:24:

put it in teh p00per

Posted by DOOMBOT on Jul-31-2006 06:27:

Man who go to bed with itchy hiny, wake up with smelly fingas...

Posted by FuzzyChicken on Jul-31-2006 06:28:

take a poop

Posted by superglo on Jul-31-2006 06:28:

stick it in the p00per

Posted by idoru on Jul-31-2006 06:30:

Wipe better next time?

Posted by all-nite-freak on Jul-31-2006 06:32:

gold bond medicated crotch/bbq rub

Posted by guster on Jul-31-2006 06:34:

I took a poop about 2 hours ago.. and Idoru.. I wiped till there was no colouration appearing on teh paper.

I think it's the butt-wipes my mom bought.. it's dry and coarse and overall provides an unpleasant wiping experience.

Posted by guster on Jul-31-2006 06:35:

quote:
Originally posted by all-nite-freak
gold bond medicated crotch/bbq rub

oooo! goldbond! forgot about that stuff.. man the cooling effect is so nice..

Posted by eFeKz on Jul-31-2006 06:35:

quote:
Originally posted by DOOMBOT
Man who go to bed with itchy hiny, wake up with smelly fingas...
confucious say

Posted by monishb on Jul-31-2006 06:38:

quote:
Originally posted by superglo

stick it in the p00per

ah relaxation

Posted by eFeKz on Jul-31-2006 06:41:

quote:
Originally posted by MLB
ah relaxation
pipe cleaners FTW!!!!!

Posted by Lomeli on Jul-31-2006 06:41:

Re: I Have an Itchy...

quote:
Originally posted by guster
It's 1:20 am on 31 July 2006, and I have the itchiest asshole I've ever had..

Does it beat the itchy asshole from January 3rd, 1986?

Posted by clubamerica on Jul-31-2006 06:59:

If u have an itchy? then scratchy.

Posted by chucho on Jul-31-2006 07:01:

congrats!

you've got parasites!

and they're eating you from inside

Posted by kadomony on Jul-31-2006 07:42:

quote:
Originally posted by chucho
congrats!

you've got parasites!

and they're eating you from inside

Posted by superglo on Jul-31-2006 08:23:

quote:
Originally posted by chucho
congrats!

you've got parasites!

and they're eating you from inside

Clicky. . (NSFW)

Posted by stren on Jul-31-2006 10:16:

dane cook

Posted by pvdAngel on Jul-31-2006 10:33:

quote:
Originally posted by superglo
Clicky. . (NSFW)

I can't even make that out!

Posted by Nabistai on Jul-31-2006 11:19:

quote:
Originally posted by chucho
congrats!

you've got parasites!

and they're eating you from inside

bingo!

You obviously have worms in your arse.

Posted by aquila on Jul-31-2006 11:48:

Posted by KilldaDJ on Jul-31-2006 12:35:

u got worms or ur asshole is wanting some lovin