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god fucking damn.. i was sitting in my chair and i was getting up, and since im a lazy whore i do what normal people do, i put my hands on the arm rest to help push me up. what i did not see was that there was this FUCKING wasp sitting there. So i placed my hand directly on it and it stung me. it even got stuck so i had to shake it off. its been apx 3 hours and it still hurts like a son of a fucking bitch. even tho i had a zyrtec to fight the allergic reaction.

like, who here hates wasps and bees and that shit? i hope the little ****** gets raped by hornets. and he starts to cry before deciding to end his own life. FUCK it hurts lol

and if any girls decide to post, yes its more painful than giving birth so stfu!

/rant

LOL.
I got stung when I was a kid, got me a day off school.
Ruled.

Re: wasps

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Originally posted by dj_alfi and if any girls decide to post, yes its more painful than giving birth so stfu!

So that's how you do those crazy eyes!

Re: Re: wasps

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Originally posted by Lira So that's how you do those crazy eyes!

no. i only make those when i murder...

so yeah.. DONT make me do crazy eyes

I kinda like them. Never got stung by any of them, and I go through clouds of them at times. The trick it to just stay calm and not make any sudden moves, and they'll just ignore you.

i have wasps for pets.

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Originally posted by Aquarian I kinda like them. Never got stung by any of them, and I go through clouds of them at times. The trick it to just stay calm and not make any sudden moves, and they'll just ignore you.

someone ban this liar

yea i got stung by a wasp one time when i was like 10. i was going down some outside stairs and i had my hands on the railing, and my fingers were underneath the railing (it was kinda like this hollow area under the top of the rail) and i guess one was hiding under there cuz all of a sudden i was like, "OWWW!!!" wtf..i didnt' even know what happened and then i saw some nasty thing fly away and my whole hand was on fire for the rest of the afternoon.

sucked!

Wasps suck. There was one in the bathroom last night and i had to use my ninja skillz to brush my teeth

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Originally posted by dj_alfi someone ban this liar

Better not threaten a man who commands the power of wasps!

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Originally posted by Aquarian Better not threaten a man who commands the power of wasps!

yeah, that mustve sucked.. i remember this one time like 4-5 years ago, me and a couple of mates & chicks were like drinking beer and playing risk all nite at my friends place, and this was this fly that was like bothering us all nite, and sometime in the morning hours i smacked it, or so i thought. it was a wasp, and since it was late fall, it had like LOADS of poison in his ass... so my arm got like double the size of regular..

During a soccer... sorry sorry. i mean football game, I had just sat down on the bench and started drinkin from my water bottle and i felt a tickle on the back of my neck. i thought it was just the tag from my jersee itching my neck so i reached back to adjust it and a wasp stung me 3 times in the same area then flew off. Iced it for a few minutes and went back in to finish the game. I've been stung other times but thats the only one i really remember.

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Originally posted by D-res During a soccer... sorry sorry. i mean football game,

lol

i got stung in the neck by a wasp when i was a kid, we had some woods behind the house and would explore them, fucking wasps

some actress here died cause of an alergic reaction to a bee sting. Sucks to be alergic

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Originally posted by dj_alfi yeah, that mustve sucked.. i remember this one time like 4-5 years ago, me and a couple of mates & chicks were like drinking beer and playing risk all nite at my friends place, and this was this fly that was like bothering us all nite, and sometime in the morning hours i smacked it, or so i thought. it was a wasp, and since it was late fall, it had like LOADS of poison in his ass... so my arm got like double the size of regular..

Ouch dude Damn wasps!

And what a sound they make! "WzzzzzzWZZZZZZwzzzIMGONNARAPEYOUzzzz"

Terrifying

you got stung by a white anglo-saxon protestant?

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Originally posted by Protege you got stung by a white anglo-saxon protestant?

I admit when I first read "wasps" I thought he was going to talk about this.

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Originally posted by Protege you got stung by a white anglo-saxon protestant?

that's what i thought this thread was going to be about

Once, while attending a sleepover at my friends house last year....a wasp stung me on the top of my foot. It hurt pretty badly but, I was like 'meh'. Then my friends mom comes a running and she's like "Here, let me put this meat tenderizer on it." I was like 'wtf?!?!' So she slaps the meat tenderizer on there and the pain was gone instantly. I was like 'Mrs. Swift, can I spoon with you later tonight?'

True story.

i've never been stung by anything in my entire life.

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Originally posted by l�cid i've never been stung by anything in my entire life.

+1
But i'm really petrified of them.
When i was a kid my sister locked me in my treehouse and walked off...i was like wtf whatever and started reading a comic, then a huge wasp came in through my window and i flipped out. I was screamin like mad but my sister had wondered off....It eventually flew away though.

Bee's i can respect because they have a purpose...wasps dont! I believe its Wasps that are the only creature that don't have a role on our planet.

i was running through the woods when i was a little kid and accidentally kicked a rotten log. retarded amounts of little bees flew out and stung the shit out of me. they got under my shirt, my underwear and in my hair. i wish i had a video tape of what i looked like trying to get them off me. that spasmodic, frantic seizure-like dance people do when they're getting stung is lolworthy.

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Originally posted by Ygrene Once, while attending a sleepover at my friends house last year....a wasp stung me on the top of my foot. It hurt pretty badly but, I was like 'meh'. Then my friends mom comes a running and she's like "Here, let me put this meat tenderizer on it." I was like 'wtf?!?!' So she slaps the meat tenderizer on there and the pain was gone instantly.

i tried that trick in africa, my foot hurt even more when it was bitten off by a cheetah

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