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Posted by Fir3start3r on Mar-07-2002 15:37:

Stand up and be proud guys!!

To give you guys something to be thankful for...

Although I really don't think any man has ever been in the passenger's
seat
especially quietly, and one suit case to a guy is a hockey bag, and some
guys really should shave below their neck...

REASONS WHY MEN SHOULD BE PROUD OF THEMSELVES

- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
- You know stuff about tanks.
- A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
- You can open all your own jars.
- Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
- You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
- You can leave the motel bed unmade.
- You can kill your own food.
- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
- If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still
be friends.
- Your underwear is $10 a threepack.
- If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
- Everything on your face stays its original colour.
- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
- You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.
- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
- You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without thinking "He must be mad at me."
- Same work - more pay.
- Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
- Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.
- You don't mooch off other's desserts.
- You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just
might become lifelong friends.
- Your pals can be trusted never to trip you with "So, notice anything
different?"
- You are not expected to know the names of more than five colours.
- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
bolt.
- You almost never have strap problems in public.
- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
- You don't have to shave below your neck.
- At least a few belches are expected and tolerated.
- Your belly usually hides your big hips.
- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
- You can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife.
- You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
- Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives on December 24th in 45 minutes.

Posted by Mark on Mar-07-2002 17:13:

LOL this is one of the best posts that i have seen in a while
thanks...it was good...hahah

Posted by tiesto14 on Mar-07-2002 18:20:

hahaha...the last one is so true...as are the others...that describes me and every other guy i know....LOL...good one

Posted by Cosmo on Mar-07-2002 19:19:

Re: Stand up and be proud guys!!

quote:
Originally posted by Fir3start3r

- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
- If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still
be friends.
- Everything on your face stays its original colour.
- You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.
- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just
might become lifelong friends.
- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
- At least a few belches are expected and tolerated.

Posted by torontotrance on Mar-07-2002 20:12:

Damn Right!

Posted by whiskers on Mar-07-2002 20:26:

ROFLMAO!! Wicked! just wicked! and true. waaaaaaaay true.

Posted by OrZonE on Mar-08-2002 00:19:

*PROUDLY STANDS UP, CLAPS TO HIMSELF*

YA!!!

Posted by Spyder on Mar-08-2002 01:18:

Oyy i agree to thoes.. men are like that.. damm i cant belive.. i doo some of theose things tooo LOL

Posted by Wiley on Mar-08-2002 10:11:

mazin, id agree to most of them

Posted by Cosmo on Mar-09-2002 15:10:

Ok, guys! Here's something for you not be so high and pompous!

When you were in your mom's womb your chance of dying was 3 times more than girls'
Boys face more mental problems in childhood than girls.
Nine of ten imbiciles are men. (But 9 of 10 genius r men aswell )
The highest IQ in the world belongs to a woman.
Every day she recieves dozens of letters saing she's dumd. Almost all of them r from men.

Posted by lMIlk on Mar-09-2002 21:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo

Every day she recieves dozens of letters saing she's dumd. Almost all of them r from men.

hahahaha
this is my favorite one

Everything on your face stays its original colour.

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Mar-10-2002 19:07:

haw haw. heh. i like being a guy. you chicks suck.
and you can take that to the bank and cash it.

Posted by SmellsExcellent on Mar-10-2002 22:27:

now that is some funny shit. im saving theese ones, i got a good laugh!

-M