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Posted by Zombie0915 on Aug-10-2006 14:06:

Okra: Is It the new Club Drug?

quote:
The latest entry in the war on drugs:

Okra

Most parents would be pleased to discover their young teen's interest in fresh vegetables but in Wichita Kansas, a more sinister use may be looming and public officials are looking to gain control before the entire city is consumed.

It's called O-holing, where teens describe a hallucinogenic-type high by briefly boiling stalks of okra until the well known "slimy" substance covers the pods. Then the unthinkable happens, the okra is placed inside the anus. There the slime enters the bloodstream via the thin walls of the lower large intestine. The effects are reported to range from a "Warm relaxed feeling all over" to a full on hallucinogenic "trip", lasting several hours.

The popularity of O-holing appears to be widespread, ranging from youths as young as 8 years old to seasoned incarcerated inmates in our prison system looking to "turn on" with okra.

Justin D. (last name withheld) Describes how quickly his addiction to O-Holing escalated:
"It started as a joke, we read on the Internet about all these kids getting a buzz off of putting okra up your (anus) so one night at a house party we tried it. I couldn't believe it. It was like Disneyland. Next thing I knew I was selling my CD's and games and heading down to the A&P for more O. One day they were completely out and I like totally went off on the produce guy. They wouldn't let me come back after that. So I started going to the O-parties"

O-parties, an underground circuit, similar to the "rave" scene of the 90's where there is music, flashing lights and pots of boiling okra, lots of Okra.

Police Sergeant Ira Pouncas states that over 12 O-parties were raided within the last year. School officials were put on notice.
"I am pleased to report that okra will be removed from the school lunch menu for the 2006-07 school year. It has already been deleted from prison meals as the effects of O-holing are unpredictable and even dangerous to our CO's"

A proposal to launch an entire arm of law enforcement with a six figure budget is on the table to be voted on in early 2007.

"It's set to be worse than crack and heroin combined." Sgt. Pouncas states, "It's everywhere, sold right over the counter to kids."


OMFG! have any of you tried this?


Posted by stren on Aug-10-2006 14:17:

what a gay way to get high

also, psy-t would enjoy


Posted by ZeJayMan on Aug-10-2006 14:17:

lmfao, shenanigans...


Posted by Ygrene on Aug-10-2006 14:20:

I swear to God I will punch someone right in the face.


Posted by Lira on Aug-10-2006 14:20:

And the source would be?


Posted by StanVoid on Aug-10-2006 14:20:

lol "ooh-uhh-.... arrrrggg...yeah ... that's it ... get it up there good and deep"


Posted by Zoso on Aug-10-2006 14:21:

This hurts. Why didn't anyone warn me? But, zomg the colorz!!!!


Posted by glass on Aug-10-2006 14:24:

ummmmm, bull shit


Posted by Marc Summers on Aug-10-2006 14:26:

lol, you're just trying to get us to shove seeds up our asses!


Posted by Ivand on Aug-10-2006 14:57:

shinanibullshitsourcelessh4x


Posted by chojin on Aug-10-2006 14:58:

01/04/2007 ???



code:
04/01/2007 for backwards daters


Posted by Ted Promo on Aug-10-2006 14:59:

lol, that's southern food

and I don't like it.


Posted by Danny Ocean on Aug-10-2006 15:02:

"It's set to be worse than crack and heroin combined."


Posted by Boomer187 on Aug-10-2006 15:03:

anyone have anything to sooth a burnt anus? they dont tell you to let it cool down first..


Posted by Ygrene on Aug-10-2006 15:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
anyone have anything to sooth a burnt anus? they dont tell you to let it cool down first..


I've got something to soothe your anus....


Posted by Boomer187 on Aug-10-2006 15:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
I've got something to soothe your anus....



You always come through in tight situations.


Posted by Ygrene on Aug-10-2006 15:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
You always come through in tight situations.


Hahahahaha!


Posted by stren on Aug-10-2006 15:09:

- i promise you'll get high, just let me stick this up your bum !


Posted by DarkAngel on Aug-10-2006 15:14:

LOL


Posted by placebo on Aug-10-2006 15:16:

Source please. This is an obvious scam.


Posted by Boomer187 on Aug-10-2006 15:31:

quote:
Originally posted by placebo
Source please. This is an obvious scam.


I saw it on Fox News.


Posted by Zombie0915 on Aug-10-2006 16:04:

I'm not the original author if that's what your asking

and I havent tried it yet

google doesn't know!


Posted by jupiterone on Aug-10-2006 16:51:

mmm mmm mmm nothing sounds better than shoving plant seeds up your ass. damn maybe ill get my own Okra tree to sprout out my anus?


Posted by infinity HiGH on Aug-10-2006 16:51:

Newest club drug?

LOL yes I can already see people doing this in a club...


Posted by jupiterone on Aug-10-2006 16:54:

quote:
Originally posted by infinity HiGH
Newest club drug?

LOL yes I can already see people doing this in a club...



Has the world gotten to that stage already?

"Man this is a good tune eh?..."

"Yea man, wanna enjoy it more I got what you need!"

"You got X?!"

"Nah I got them O's everybodies ravin' about"

"Lemme try..?"

"Aight, take your pants off I'll shove one straight up ur p00per and you'll feel better than Barbara Walters after a face lift!"

" "


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