50 Things you don't say while having sex

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Posted by Cosmo on Mar-07-2002 19:39:

50 Things you don't say while having sex

01. Is it in yet?
02. Is that it?
03. You have to be kidding me
04. (phone rings) Hi? Oh, nothing special. You?
05. Am I supposed to pay you for this?
06. Should I call you tomorrow?
07. Oh mama, mama!!!
08. Oh daddy, daddy!!!
09. You look better in the dark.
10. Oh, this is much better than with my last boy/girlfriend.
11. I thought it was supposed to go into the other hole
12. Don't tell my husband/wife
13. You have the bra as my mom (particularly bad if the girl says this
14. This sucks
15. Could you hurry up a bit? I have to go to a meeting
16. I hope you're not expecting a raise
17. I think this could make you get the job
18. Damn, is that all you know ?!
19. Did I mention I have herpes?
20. We have to get married now
21. Hurry up, the game is on in a few!
22. I'm hungry
23. I'm thirsty
24. zzzzzzzzzz
25. Are you trying to be funny?
26. Can you drop me off when you're done?
27. Are those real?
28. Before I forget, I'm breaking up with you
29. What is that smell? Is that you?
30. You've never done this before?
31. WOW! I've never boobs like that! (and then start grabbing them)
32. Do you know what certain female spiders do after mating?
33. You sure look like your sister
34. Your mom's pretty nice
35. What did you say your name was?
36. Do I really still have to be here in the morning?
37. Again? I had trouble staying awake the first time!
38. Owwww, and you had just started
39. You're almost as good as a 9-year-old -- and I can know!
40. Don't touch that!
41. You wanna order a pizza?
42. I think my dad is eavesdropping
43. Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
44. Is there anything nice on TV?
45. Get your hand away from there!
46. I think the condom tore 10 mins ago
47. I knew you had a stuffed bra!
48. "Cover me guys, I'm going in!"
49. TIMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!
50. The ceiling needs some white paint ;-)

Posted by Eugene on Mar-07-2002 19:51:

51. You know, they can fix this nowadays.

Posted by torontotrance on Mar-07-2002 20:13:

So true.

Posted by tiesto14 on Mar-07-2002 20:17:

hahah...

i said this before...by accident
04. (phone rings) Hi? Oh, nothing special. You?

Posted by OrZonE on Mar-08-2002 00:09:

lol @ 49

Posted by Spyder on Mar-08-2002 01:37:

ROFLMAO

i'll remmeber when i have sex.. not to say any of thoes..

Posted by Eugene on Mar-08-2002 02:35:

quote:
Originally posted by Julie_Spyder

i'll remmeber when i have sex..

and when will that be, Julie?

Posted by jdat on Jun-17-2002 05:22:

Re: 50 Things you don't say while having sex

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
10. Oh, this is much better than with my last boy/girlfriend.

depends which person you say that to,
I said it and the other person gave me even more

Posted by Drifter on Jun-17-2002 08:43:

i'll take that into account

Posted by Ste on Jun-17-2002 16:39:

haha nice one

Posted by mecha on Jun-17-2002 16:54:

lol 28

Posted by KilldaDJ on Jun-17-2002 21:40:

Re: 50 Things you don't say while having sex

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
49. TIMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!

LMAO!
classic!

Posted by EarnYourKeep on Jun-21-2002 20:34:

"whats your name again?"

Posted by BTG on Jun-21-2002 20:53:

Re: 50 Things you don't say while having sex

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
35. What did you say your name was?

*giggles to himself* good job beer.

Posted by NaOren on Jun-21-2002 23:28:

Re: Re: 50 Things you don't say while having sex

haaaha
Its great...!!!
I will remember this

Posted by Mail Man on Jun-21-2002 23:41:

Re: 50 Things you don't say while having sex

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo

19. Did I mention I have herpes?
20. We have to get married now

Haha.

Posted by DamnDirtyApe on Jun-22-2002 02:17:

Sweet list.. have to show the girlfriend.

Posted by Tak on Jun-22-2002 09:15:

53. Aren't you finished yet?

Posted by Slylee on Jun-23-2002 09:40:

Re: 50 Things you don't say while having sex

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
01. Is it in yet?
02. Is that it?
03. You have to be kidding me
04. (phone rings) Hi? Oh, nothing special. You?
05. Am I supposed to pay you for this?
06. Should I call you tomorrow?
07. Oh mama, mama!!!
08. Oh daddy, daddy!!!
09. You look better in the dark.
10. Oh, this is much better than with my last boy/girlfriend.
11. I thought it was supposed to go into the other hole
12. Don't tell my husband/wife
13. You have the bra as my mom (particularly bad if the girl says this
14. This sucks
15. Could you hurry up a bit? I have to go to a meeting
16. I hope you're not expecting a raise
17. I think this could make you get the job
18. Damn, is that all you know ?!
19. Did I mention I have herpes?
20. We have to get married now
21. Hurry up, the game is on in a few!
22. I'm hungry
23. I'm thirsty
24. zzzzzzzzzz
25. Are you trying to be funny?
26. Can you drop me off when you're done?
27. Are those real?
28. Before I forget, I'm breaking up with you
29. What is that smell? Is that you?
30. You've never done this before?
31. WOW! I've never boobs like that! (and then start grabbing them)
32. Do you know what certain female spiders do after mating?
33. You sure look like your sister
34. Your mom's pretty nice
35. What did you say your name was?
36. Do I really still have to be here in the morning?
37. Again? I had trouble staying awake the first time!
38. Owwww, and you had just started
39. You're almost as good as a 9-year-old -- and I can know!
40. Don't touch that!
41. You wanna order a pizza?
42. I think my dad is eavesdropping
43. Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
44. Is there anything nice on TV?
45. Get your hand away from there!
46. I think the condom tore 10 mins ago
47. I knew you had a stuffed bra!
48. "Cover me guys, I'm going in!"
49. TIMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!
50. The ceiling needs some white paint ;-)

AHHHHHH wtf!!! i just clicked that "Touch me" thing in your sig..im BLIND!