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Posted by arek on Aug-11-2006 18:55:

I heard that driving over this bridge cures cancer

Bridge over Danube could be named after Chuck Norris

A new bridge in Hungary could be named after the action film actor Chuck Norris after officials left the naming to an internet vote.

Votes for the Chuck Norris Bridge have so far attracted 11 per cent, of the vote, organised by the Ministry for the Economy.

That puts it just ahead of naming the bridge after Hungarian humorist Geza Hofi and three times more popular than naming it after state founder Szent Istvan.

Votes can be cast until September 8 on the website www.m0hid.gov.hu There are more that 500 nominations, as well as names referring to delays, such as 'It Will Never Happen Bridge'.

A government committee will review the three winning names, as well as other proposals put forward by local governments, cartographers, linguists and others.

The bridge over the Danube is due to open in 2008.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1938048.html?menu


Posted by Ry Diggs on Aug-11-2006 20:51:

Stephen Colbert Bridge ftw


Posted by Misanthrope on Aug-11-2006 21:04:

Where is the "this is so fucking stupid option"?

He's not a world renowed hero. He's just a pretty decent martial artist and a grade, B? C? actor.

Are you kidding me? there much more worthy people to name a bridge after than chuck norris. Apologises to his ever proud family.


Posted by activate on Aug-11-2006 21:10:

i don't think people are doing it to honour him... but rather because it's funny cause he's just some crappy old southern american actor that's known for matial arts.

it's ironic.. so much so that it's funny.


Posted by Cosmic Fur on Aug-11-2006 21:32:

quote:
Originally posted by Misanthrope
Where is the "this is so fucking stupid option"?

He's not a world renowed hero. He's just a pretty decent martial artist and a grade, B? C? actor.

Are you kidding me? there much more worthy people to name a bridge after than chuck norris. Apologises to his ever proud family.


Wow. It's like you've been living under some digital rock.


Posted by Misanthrope on Aug-11-2006 21:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmic Fur
Wow. It's like you've been living under some digital rock.


how so?
is there some joke i'm not getting?
or is it because of those STUPID CHUCK NORRIS JOKES.
they're not funny.


Posted by VERTiG0 on Aug-11-2006 21:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Misanthrope
STUPID CHUCK NORRIS JOKES.
they're not funny.


Hey, you're right.


Posted by Ry Diggs on Aug-11-2006 21:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Misanthrope
how so?
is there some joke i'm not getting?
or is it because of those STUPID CHUCK NORRIS JOKES.
they're not funny.


yea the vin diesel ones are much better


Posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* on Aug-11-2006 22:28:

And how exactly does this bridge cure cancer....?


Posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* on Aug-11-2006 22:29:

quote:
Originally posted by VERTiG0
Hey, you're right.


Neither are those dumb videos from derrickcomedy!


Posted by Misanthrope on Aug-11-2006 22:46:

quote:
Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~*
And how exactly does this bridge cure cancer....?


it's from a gay chuck norris joke. something along the lines like this.

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, but too bad he has never cried.

I can't explain it exactly, but you can get the lame idea from it.


Posted by jon jon on Aug-12-2006 00:04:

quote:
Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~*
And how exactly does this bridge cure cancer....?


honestly, hysterical.


Posted by DigDeep on Aug-12-2006 00:07:

quote:
Originally posted by jon jon
honestly, hysterical.


i b4daedit.

wonderful stuff indeed.


Posted by RobSt*r on Aug-12-2006 00:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Misanthrope


Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, but too bad he has never cried.



chuck norris only masturbates to pictures of chuck norris


Posted by DigitalMP on Aug-12-2006 01:00:

13 FUCKING POSTS and no mention of the Jack Bauer Bridge???

You all should be ashamed of yourselves!





Posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* on Aug-12-2006 13:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Misanthrope
it's from a gay chuck norris joke. something along the lines like this.

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, but too bad he has never cried.

I can't explain it exactly, but you can get the lame idea from it.


Ahhhh, no wonder I had no idea what was going on...I never got into the Chuck Norris jokes...not funny.


Posted by AdReNaLiNa on Aug-12-2006 15:26:

The Chuck Norris jokes have been huge in Europe for quite some time.. I'm not surprised at this bridge naming option, although while it is quite humourous now, in 50 years people will be like "who the fuck is Chuck Norris?" lol


Posted by Cosmic Fur on Aug-12-2006 16:12:

quote:
Originally posted by AdReNaLiNa
The Chuck Norris jokes have been huge in Europe for quite some time.. I'm not surprised at this bridge naming option, although while it is quite humourous now, in 50 years people will be like "who the fuck is Chuck Norris?" lol


In 50 years people will be making daily virgin sacrifices to Chuck Norris.



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