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Funny story
So tonight I agree to give this guy a ride to some apartment across the street from my house on Callaghan in San Antonio. So this girl is with the guy and she really needs nose candy because she lets us know. Then she slightly insults me and me being the person I am I issue her final warning not to insult me again in my own vehicle. Then she does it again. I laugh at her and she gazes at me with an air of misuderstanding. By this point we are already exiting the highway and entering a service station. I calmly inform her that due to her insubordinace she will be exiting the vehicle when we come to a complete stop. She balks, and I repeat my previous statement. She looks at the guy who brought her along and he gives hear a 'get out of the truck' look, so she does. We slam the door shut and tear off turning back onto the highway. It was beautiful.
was she hot?
Very hot. I forgot an important part she is from Detroit and doesn't know very many people in Texas.
pwned. Nice work, indeed.
...whoa...I just realized that they didn't both get out...damn, that's harsh. So approximately how many words were spoken the rest of the trip?
Shit we were both laughing our asses off all the way home. I mean unless he wanted to catch a walk home too but he knew better.
wait......wait
there was a hot girl and a guy in ur car, and u chose to kick the girl out?
True it sounds like a gay dave story but she was asking for it. We drove back around to pick her up but it was more fun just to speed off when she saw us. I mean I can always get my dick sucked for less than I spend on MJ and beer.
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| Originally posted by DJ_Ballistic there was a beligerent cokehead who you don't know at all and a sane human being who may live across the street from you in ur car, and u chose to kick the right one out. |
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| Originally posted by Inconspicuous Fixed. |
haha whats life without a risk or two.............or herpes?
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| Originally posted by DJ_Ballistic haha whats life without a risk or two? |
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| Originally posted by DJ_Ballistic haha whats life without a risk or two.............or herpes? |
LOL I don't need no herpatitis I already meet sheltered wimminz every day in my science classes. And at church when I go skulking in to sabotage the enemy.
Hail SATAN!
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| Originally posted by Inconspicuous Not yours. ...sorry, but that was too easy. |
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| Originally posted by DJ_Ballistic lmao ok then ill try not to trade blows with you again... with witty, stinging remarks like that one, its obvious i haven't got a chance, i best stick to bagging dirks mum, like the rest of the plebs. |
haha what do u think im doing all the way over in australia?
Bagging Jim Pecker's brother? 
gotta do something to pass the time
haha lol'd out loud. funny story.
well, the story is bad from the beginning. the hot girl should have gotten a ride and the guy left behind in the parking lot at the start. yall could have tore off into the sunset laughing about what you did to the guy and she would have never insulted you. youll learn these things later in life though.
STFU Dirk
Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy-giggidy!
hahaha total ownage
If you're giving someone a ride, you're responsible for them. It doesn't matter if they insult you or puke or (insert other jackass behavior).
You'd have been within your rights to NEVER give her a ride again, & to badmouth her to all your friends so NONE of them give her a ride.
Mental note: never get a ride from Zild.
I've read too many horror stories about girls getting mugged or worse after getting stranded alone---she definitely sounds like a jerk, but you should have gotten your payback later.
LOL now you're just being ridiculous. I hope someone did mug her, but I doubt it since not too many people get mugged at gas stations.
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