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Posted by LazFX on Aug-23-2006 09:02:

F*** YOU ~ I'm From Texas

Bush's back-slapping idiocy blamed on the fact that "he's from Texas," despite the fact that he's the privileged son of blue-blooded Connecticut yankees...
From Fark...via Yahoo

Informality a reflection of Bush's style

The Following quote gets me:
quote:
While four-letter expletives or a shoulder massage of a co-worker of the opposite sex could raise eyebrows in many office settings, Bush for the most part gets a pass from etiquette experts.

"Part of it is he comes from Texas, and they don't stand on a lot of formality in that state," said Letitia Baldrige, who was President Kennedy's social secretary. "I think you get the Eastern kind of aristocrats, like the old days, they're always going to be more formal, they're always going to have a jacket on."


Bush is not a Texan, he might own Ranch Land and made his money in Midland, TX. But the man is not a Texan. Texans do have morals and manners, well at least the majority of us do.
Besides, what does some Yellow Belly Carpet Bagger & a Kennedy lover from Mass. know about my State?
Does the rest of the Nation and the World think that the majority of Texan's are like Bush? Do you "all" think we ride horses, wear boots and wear 10 gallon hats? Please tell me No......


Posted by sasslife on Aug-23-2006 09:43:

Sorry mate but my impression of a texan is as above. Idiots riding horses who really have no idea..The fisrt thing that comes to most peoples mind when they think Texas is "redneck".

Alot of it comes from Texans you meet traveling (ive met only three but first impressions last).

But at the same time he sells himself as a texan.. Why is that?


Posted by Fir3start3r on Aug-23-2006 18:18:

Re: F*** YOU ~ I'm From Texas

quote:
Originally posted by LazFX
Do you "all" think ...


Do y'all think...

fixed.


Posted by jonSun on Aug-23-2006 18:35:

Only steers & queers are from Texas.

i keed i keed


Posted by Q5echo on Aug-24-2006 05:18:

Re: F*** YOU ~ I'm From Texas

quote:
Originally posted by LazFX
Bush is not a Texan, he might own Ranch Land and made his money in Midland, TX. But the man is not a Texan. Texans do have morals and manners, well at least the majority of us do.
Besides, what does some Yellow Belly Carpet Bagger & a Kennedy lover from Mass. know about my State?

let's see...a failed 80's oil man...former owner of the Texas Rangers...successful two term Governor (prolly a third). if you ever heard the term; "if it walks, talks and acts like a duck..."

let me ask you this. do you think his brother "Jeb" is a real Floridian?

from John Hinderacker a couple days ago.
quote:
I had the opportunity this afternoon to be part of a relatively small group who heard President Bush talk, extemporaneously, for around forty minutes. It was an absolutely riveting experience. It was the best I've ever seen him. Not only that; it may have been the best I've ever seen any politician. If I summarized what he said, it would all sound familiar: the difficult times we live in; the threat from Islamic fascism--the phrase drew an enthusiastic round of applause--the universal yearning for freedom; the need to confront evil now, with all the tools at our disposal, so that our children and grandchildren can live in a better and safer world. As he often does, the President structured his comments loosely around a tour of the Oval Office. But the digressions and interpolations were priceless.
The conventional wisdom is that Bush is not a very good speaker. But up close, he is a great communicator, in a way that, in my opinion, Ronald Reagan was not. He was by turns instructive, persuasive, and funny. His persona is very much that of the big brother. Above all, he was impassioned. I have never seen a politician speak so evidently from the heart, about big issues--freedom, most of all.
I've sometimes worried about how President Bush can withstand the Washington snake pit and deal with a daily barrage of hate from the ignorant left that, in my opinion, dwarfs in both volume and injustice the abuse directed against any prior President. (No one accused Lincoln of planning the attack on Fort Sumter.) Not to worry. He is, of course, miles above his mean-spirited liberal critics. More than that, he clearly derives real joy from the opportunity to serve as President and to participate in the great pageant of American history. And he sees himself as anything but a lame duck, which is why he is stumping for Republican candidates around the country.
It was, in short, the most inspiring forty minutes I've experienced in politics.


from Kathleen Parker
quote:
August 23, 2006
Intellectually Curious George
By Kathleen Parker

"'Curiouser and curiouser!' cried Alice (she was so much surprised, that for the moment she quite forgot how to speak good English).'' -- Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Lewis Carroll

Bush-bashing for sport has never lacked fans in the blogosphere, but questioning the president's intelligence lately has gone mainstream.
Joe Scarborough, former Republican congressman and host of MSNBC's "Scarborough Country,'' recently tossed his beanie into the ring, running a 10-minute segment titled: "Is Bush an 'Idiot'?''
Scarborough wasn't calling Bush an idiot, mind you. He was just quoting that renowned American intellectual, Linda Ronstadt. Recently, Ronstadt had commented on the president's performance while attending an international summit of heads of state.
and audiences while touring in Canada. But never mind. When Ronstadt talks, people listen. Citing other leading American intellectuals -- The Dixie Chicks, Peter, Paul & Mary, and Joan Baez -- Ronstadt said:
I'm embarrassed George Bush is from the United States. ... He's an idiot. He's enormously incompetent on both the domestic and international scenes.
Scarborough said he felt compelled to explore whether the president is sufficiently intellectually curious, not just because of Ronstadt, but because there have been no shark attacks all summer. No, sorry again, I said that. What Scarborough said was that even conservatives had been making comments similar to Ronstadt's, as reported last week in The Washington Post.
To debate the topic, Scarborough rounded up two intellectually curious commentators -- John Fund of The Wall Street Journal and Lawrence O'Donnell, MSNBC senior political analyst. He also provided a video collection of Bushisms in which the president repeatedly trips over his own tongue and otherwise appears to be playing himself on "Saturday Night Live."
Fund said that Bush is not dumb, just inarticulate, while O'Donnell suggested that Bush is out of his league. They both may be right, but I'd like to submit an alternative explanation for Bush's linguistic deficit.
Language barrier.
This theory occurred to me not long ago at an off-the-record luncheon with Bush and a hundred or so of his supporters. I was the guest of a guest, and welcomed the opportunity to observe the president in his natural habitat.
What I witnessed was revealing. Not only was the man fluent in the English language and intellectually agile, he was knowledgeable on a wide range of subjects raised during a 90-minute Q&A. Someone apparently had been slipping intellectual-curiosity tablets into Bush's cola.
Toward the end, one of the guests said, "Mr. President, I think if Americans could hear you speak the way you have today, you'd have a 95 percent approval rating.''
I think that's almost true. Not 95 percent, obviously, but he'd surely have a higher than 30 percent approval rating were he better able to explain what he's thinking. Bush does know; he just can't seem to say.
The question is why?
My theory dovetails with something one of his most acerbic critics, columnist Molly Ivins, once wrote: "George W. Bush sounds like English is his second language.'' That's because it's true. "Washington English'' is a second language for Bush; "Texas English'' is his first.
When he tries to speak Washington English, which is the way Bush thinks presidents are supposed to speak -- over-enunciating and sprinkling his comments with awkward aphorisms -- he fumbles. He forgets what he's saying because the thoughts and words are not his own.
This is also when his annoying sibilance kicks in. The "terroristsssssss," he says when "terrorists" would do. My guess is he over-enunciates to cover his prairie accent, but the effect is, well, sssssstrange.
Tapes of Bush as governor of Texas reveal none of the malapropisms for which he is now infamous. That's because in Texas, he speaks his native tongue -- dropping syllables and esses without fear of criticism or embarrassment. That kind of freedom seems to liberate the man's mind and his mouth.
Anyone who speaks before cameras knows the taste of humility and can relate to the agony of being George Bush.
Even, perhaps, Joe Scarborough, who wrapped up his idiot segment, saying: "And that is a big question, whether George W. Bush has the intellectual curiousness -- if that's a word -- to continue leading this country over the next couple of years."




quote:
Does the rest of the Nation and the World think that the majority of Texan's are like Bush? Do you "all" think we ride horses, wear boots and wear 10 gallon hats? Please tell me No

no offence, but do you think a real Texan would give a damn?


Posted by D-res on Aug-24-2006 05:45:

quote:
Originally posted by sasslife
Sorry mate but my impression of a texan is as above. Idiots riding horses who really have no idea..The fisrt thing that comes to most peoples mind when they think Texas is "redneck".

Alot of it comes from Texans you meet traveling (ive met only three but first impressions last).

But at the same time he sells himself as a texan.. Why is that?


gonna have to agree bro

I've only met a couple people from texas. one was white trash and the rest wore cowboy boots and cowboy hats.

I even drive past a few people from texas on the highway and 9 times out of 10, someone in the car has a cowboy hat on. Hell, I passed a guy with a licesnse plate TEXAN. He was driving a big pickup truck and, you guessed it, was wearing a cowboy hat.

I know a lot of people from texas hate that stereotype but if you want people to stop thinking it, you're gonna have to stop doing it


Posted by Q5echo on Aug-24-2006 06:17:

quote:
Originally posted by D-res
gonna have to agree bro

I've only met a couple people from texas. one was white trash and the rest wore cowboy boots and cowboy hats.

there's white trash everywhere. from Portland, Maine to Riverside, Claifornia.


Posted by D-res on Aug-24-2006 06:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Q5echo
there's white trash everywhere. from Portland, Maine to Riverside, Claifornia.


I'm fully aware. my little hometown of 15,000 is full of them


Posted by LazFX on Aug-24-2006 07:09:

Re: Re: F*** YOU ~ I'm From Texas

quote:
Originally posted by Q5echo

no offence, but do you think a real Texan would give a damn?

No offence taken, Its just that it really bothered me of late that when I was on travel status with the job, alot of people were surprised that I was from texas, just because of my speech, clothes and sense of style was not the typical Texan StereoType.
Matter of fact, all the people I know who are texan do not fall under that stereo type..


Posted by DJ Shibby on Aug-24-2006 07:28:

Next thing we know, Hilary Clinton will be calling herself a New Yorker.


Posted by LazFX on Aug-24-2006 07:32:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Shibby
Next thing we know, Hilary Clinton will be calling herself a New Yorker.

that is so true! ha ha


Posted by ResonantDrag on Aug-24-2006 15:23:

Bumper Sticker: All Hat, No Cows


Posted by sasslife on Aug-24-2006 18:26:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Shibby
Next thing we know, Hilary Clinton will be calling herself a New Yorker.


Sorry.. im reading all the replies.. Whats the difference where you are from.. Your all americans?!?!

Is it the US equivalant to London/Essex??


Posted by DaveSZ on Aug-24-2006 23:08:

I am a Texican myself.

Eh, the stereotypes are mostly true.

Here's a couple of bumperstickers I've seen:

"My carpenter is a Jewish cowboy"

"Jesus or Hell"

"In case of rapture car will be unmanned"

"Stop global whining"



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas


Posted by MisterOpus1 on Aug-25-2006 05:46:

quote:
Originally posted by DaveSZ
I am a Texican myself.

Eh, the stereotypes are mostly true.

Here's a couple of bumperstickers I've seen:

"My carpenter is a Jewish cowboy"

"Jesus or Hell"

"In case of rapture car will be unmanned"

"Stop global whining"



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas


Hehe, yeah I've seen a few of those here in Kansas as well. But living in Librul Lawrence, the lovely college town that it is, I tend to see some other interesting bumperstickers, such as:

"In case of rapture, can I have your car?"

"Jesus was my co-pilot, but then we crashed in the Andes and I had to eat him"

"Buck Fush"

"Don't ask me what happened, I voted for Kerry"

And so on. Nice to be in a little librul oasis out here .


Posted by MisterOpus1 on Aug-25-2006 05:48:

Re: Re: F*** YOU ~ I'm From Texas

quote:
Originally posted by Q5echo
let's see...a failed 80's oil man...former owner of the Texas Rangers...successful two term Governor (prolly a third). if you ever heard the term; "if it walks, talks and acts like a duck..."

let me ask you this. do you think his brother "Jeb" is a real Floridian?

from John Hinderacker a couple days ago.


from Kathleen Parker





no offence, but do you think a real Texan would give a damn?


Did you honestly expect anything less from Hindraker, the bootlicking asskisser that he is? Jesus that little tripe essay wouldn't be so damn laughable if it wasn't so outlandishly fucking ridiculous. My God, Bush is really that intellectually curious?

I must have monkeys growing out of my ass lately or something.....


Posted by MisterOpus1 on Aug-25-2006 05:54:

Oh fuck, I think I just had wine go up my nose. Did Hindraker really say this?:

quote:
"It must be very strange to be President Bush. A man of extraordinary vision and brilliance approaching to genius, he can't get anyone to notice. He is like a great painter or musician who is ahead of his time, and who unveils one masterpiece after another . . ."

http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/011183.php


Was he being serious? Jesus. I mean, Jesus Christ. Wow.

God I can't stop laughing. That's really the fucking most precious statement I've seen in a long, long while! ROTFL or whatever the fuck that means - I'm on the floor laughing my fucking guts out!

Oh damn. I think I really needed that. Thanks, John. That was just plain fucking terrific!

I can't stop!!!!! Jesus!!!!!!!! I can't breathe!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh God......help!!!!! Please?!?!?!?!?! My ribs hurt!!!!!!! Fuck, I'm crying now......this is sooooooo bad! I gotta go.......


Posted by MisterOpus1 on Aug-25-2006 05:56:

I still can't stop!!!!!!!!

JEBUS THIS IS JUST SICK!!!!!!!!

Help me, somebody!


Posted by MisterOpus1 on Aug-25-2006 05:59:

Actually, this quote from Hindraker stopped me from gutbusting for a second:

quote:
His persona is very much that of the big brother


Indeed it is. How poignant.

The Mrs. is reading 1984 for her bookclub. Scaring the shit out of her. These are indeed mysterious times.


Posted by Renegade on Aug-25-2006 07:15:

quote:
Originally posted by MisterOpus1
Oh fuck, I think I just had wine go up my nose. Did Hindraker really say this?:

Was he being serious? Jesus. I mean, Jesus Christ. Wow.


No, it's true see. He's like a latter day James Joyce, deliberately breaking down all the barriers of prose and grammar in the English language for the sake of art. Every sentence clumsily uttered is really just a closely layered pun, unconfined by the stifling syntax of everyday English. No doubt, when his genius is finally acknowledged by that retrograde intellectual effete, his public musings will become like a bottomless font of delight and intrigue for generations of literary scholars to come.


Posted by biodigit on Aug-25-2006 14:58:

omg Opus and Renaegade! You guys are cracking me up! I dont think I've laughed this much in a long long long time!


Posted by Fir3start3r on Aug-25-2006 15:07:

quote:
Originally posted by Renegade
No, it's true see. He's like a latter day James Joyce, deliberately breaking down all the barriers of prose and grammar in the English language for the sake of art. Every sentence clumsily uttered is really just a closely layered pun, unconfined by the stifling syntax of everyday English. No doubt, when his genius is finally acknowledged by that retrograde intellectual effete, his public musings will become like a bottomless font of delight and intrigue for generations of literary scholars to come.


omg hahahahaaha!


Posted by Konijn on Aug-25-2006 20:33:

molly ivins + jim hightower + d:fuse + the d.o.c. + the geto boys = best texas exports


Posted by Q5echo on Aug-27-2006 01:21:



a man among men right there.


Posted by Q5echo on Aug-27-2006 01:31:


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