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Posted by Clovis on Aug-24-2006 22:53:

The Mikey Mike in everyone...

Sometimes you just gotta let it out:

quote:

On 8/23/06, steve lawley wrote:
Mr. Steve Lawley
Europe.
Email: [email protected][/email]

RE: NEXT OF KIN
Dear Friend,
Do accept my sincere apologies if my mail does not meet your personal ethics, but let it remains as top secret for only you and I.
I will introduce myself as Mr Steve Lawley, a staff in the Accounts Management Section of a well-known bank in Europe.

One of our accounts with holding balance of US$20,000,000(Twenty Millions US Dollars) has been Dormant and has not been operated for the past 5 years.

From my investigation and confirmation, the owner of this account a foreigner, died in August 2000 and since his death nobody has done anything as regards the claiming of this money because he has no family members who were aware of the existence of neither the account nor the funds, also, information from the National Immigration stated that he was also single on entry into Europe.
I had discussed this matter with some of my bank Top Officials and we have agreed to find a Reliable Partner to deal with. We thus propose to do business with you, standing in as the NEXT OF KIN to the deceased, and funds will be released to you after due processes have been followed and neccessary documentation to back this up will be presented.

This transaction is totally free of risk and troubles as the fund is legitimate and does not originate from Drug, Money Laundry, Terrorism or any other illegal act.
Also, after a successful completion of this transaction, we intend to give you 30% and 10% for whatever expenses that we both may incur, while 60% of the total amount will be for us which we also intend to invest in your country in any good business venture that you will introduce.

If you are interested, send me the following information via email to me so that we can start processing this transaction: -

1 Complete Names (First and Last Names)
2 Full Address.
3. Phone and Fax numbers (for proper communication.)
4. Occupation, Age and Marital Status.

Thank you for your understanding and reply to [email][email protected]
Regards,
Steve Lawley

Clovis Bouhier to stevlawley1
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Go fuck yourself you spamming bastard. Get a real job. Contribute to the world. Stop being a worthless piece of shit wasting around on the internet sending shit emails to people. I do not need any more shit in my inbox. Do you really expect people to believe that you have randomly selected them to recieve 20,000,000 dollars? Do you think we're stupid over here? Its called a 419 scam, in case you didnt know, and you should give it up now because its fucking worthless and a cancer to society. Fuck off and die.
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Posted by bananas on Aug-24-2006 22:55:

Short version?
EDIT: So I've read it, you wasted your time with that response sir :]

Posted by DjConfessions on Aug-24-2006 22:56:

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Go fuck yourself

Posted by Clovis on Aug-24-2006 22:56:

quote:
Originally posted by bananas
Short version?

Under the bold.

Posted by pvdAngel on Aug-24-2006 22:58:

Posted by bananas on Aug-24-2006 22:58:

GO FUCK YOURSELF MOFO

Posted by idoru on Aug-24-2006 23:06:

If I were a 419 scammer and I read your response, I would sign you up for as much spam as I could.

Posted by KilldaDJ on Aug-24-2006 23:07:

UNLEASH THE MOTHERFUCKING MOONWALK

Posted by D-res on Aug-24-2006 23:12:

Ive gotten that same email atleast 4 or 5 times. fuckin annoying shit.

Posted by Clovis on Aug-24-2006 23:12:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
If I were a 419 scammer and I read your response, I would sign you up for as much spam as I could.

I send the same reply to every single one of them, and I report their email address to whatever their email provider is.

Posted by jdat on Aug-24-2006 23:28:

String them along!

Get a Stanaphone voicemail account and get them to call you!

Posted by Clovis on Aug-25-2006 00:13:

quote:
Originally posted by jdat
String them along!

Get a Stanaphone voicemail account and get them to call you!

Haha one of these days I wanna try it

Posted by Omega_M on Aug-25-2006 00:35:

Bah...Mikey would have done a better job.

Posted by Clovis on Aug-25-2006 01:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_M
Bah...Mikey would have done a better job.

Thats a given.

Posted by iammesol on Aug-25-2006 01:40:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
If I were a 419 scammer and I read your response, I would sign you up for as much spam as I could.

+1

I don't understand the reasoning behind using as much profanity as one can in a post... I mean, if I heard someone say that to me in real life... I would just bust out laughing

Posted by simplcake on Aug-25-2006 01:45:

lawl

Posted by ivanbee on Aug-25-2006 03:43:

you just cussed out steve lawler

Posted by Danny Ocean on Aug-25-2006 03:44:

quote:
Originally posted by ivanbee
you just cussed out steve lawler

yeah but hes clovis86 man!

Posted by fitom tiel on Aug-25-2006 03:45:

quote:
Originally posted by take5
lawl

Steve Lawl

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Aug-25-2006 10:56:

Sometimes I wish I could summon the Mikey Mike in me.

Posted by jdat on Aug-25-2006 11:07:

quote:
Originally posted by Clovis86
Haha one of these days I wanna try it

if you ever wanna have fun stringing these scammers along by all means CREATE A NEW EMAIL ACCOUNT JUST FOR THAT!

just reply to the email adress with your new account.

Posted by Salegon on Aug-25-2006 12:13:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
Sometimes I wish I could summon the Mikey Mike in me.

Does it work like the genie in a bottle-thing?
Like rubbing it a couple of times untill the phenomenon appears?

Posted by Protege on Aug-25-2006 14:41:

I thought this thread was about a gang bang