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'You are NOT the father!'
This is for all you closet daytime trash TV lovers!
What is or was your favourite daytime trash talk show??
this was inspired by a msn convo with laura this morning while she watched Maury, funniest shit ever... 'YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!'
my fave quotes of the convo:
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| Laura says: lmao not the father Laura says: ahhahaha again she's crying * l a l a * says: hahaha are they ever the father?? Laura says: honestly keep your legs shut tramp |
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| Laura says: haha oh god this next paternity test this kid is fucking ugly Laura says: i wouldn't wanna be the father either |
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| Laura says: haha how do the most vile specimens of society have like 10 kids Laura says: honestly cut their balls off |
LOL!
Maury ftw
Maury....although the midgets on Jerry Springer do make life worth living!
Best Maury i ever saw this girl brought in 4 guys to be tested, and none of em were the father, priceless...
I am watching Maury right freakin now 
Every morning on WB11
Yesterday they had a guy on there who got 3 girls pregnant while he was with his current girlfriend...he was proven to be the father of all three, yet his stupid ass girlfriend defended him, even tho he was obviously cheating on her a million times over 
Yo some bitches can be so stupid! 
maury also likes to do shows on overweight monster sized babies. lol. those are kinda sad tho...
I loved Jenny Jones. she had hot bitches on teh show a lot more often that the others, and that's only reason I kept watching.
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| Originally posted by Cosmic Fur I loved Jenny Jones. she had hot bitches on teh show a lot more often that the others, and that's only reason I kept watching. |
Daytime Tv is all about the Price Is Right baby!!
Bob barker FTW
jenny jones was the best. is she even on anymore?
my favorite is the "i was a geek and now i'm a stripper look at what you are missing out on" show.
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| Originally posted by StereoPrincess jenny jones was the best. is she even on anymore? my favorite is the "i was a geek and now i'm a stripper look at what you are missing out on" show. |
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| Originally posted by Cosmic Fur No, cancelled a few years back. |
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| Originally posted by StereoPrincess jenny jones was the best. is she even on anymore? my favorite is the "i was a geek and now i'm a stripper look at what you are missing out on" show. |
Only seen his show a few times but Maury FTW!
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| Originally posted by preppie chick unfortunely not. jenny also liked to send mini hoes to boot camp. |
Stupid crazy straight guy ruined it for us! 
Jerry Springer is just wrong.
there is no way shit like that happens on such a constant rate. like every show he has some new group of freakazoids. seriously, it's all fake.
tota = all 3 put totogether
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| Originally posted by yankeeBaby Another note for Jenny: remember when that gay gay revealed his crush to a hetero guy on TV...the hetero guy was so embarassed that he killed the gay gay, and Jenny almost got sued?? (or did she?) |
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| Three days later, Schmitz bought a shotgun, went to Amedure's home and blew two holes through his chest. Right in the doorway. In broad daylight. |
who is your father?
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| Originally posted by yankeeBaby Another note for Jenny: remember when that gay gay revealed his crush to a hetero guy on TV...the hetero guy was so embarassed that he killed the gay gay, and Jenny almost got sued?? (or did she?) that was the beginning of the end for JJ... Stupid crazy straight guy ruined it for us! |
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| In 1995, the show became the focus of a sensational murder trial. On 9 March 1995, 29-year-old Jonathan Schmitz appeared on a show called "Same-Sex Secret Crushes", but having only been told that the show was about secret crushes, he assumed that the admirer was a woman. The secret crush turned out to be his neighbor, 32 year-old Scott Amedure. Feeling that he had been publicly humiliated, Schmitz killed Amedure three days later with a 12 gauge shotgun. Schmitz was tried for first degree murder, but the case was overturned due to a technical error in the jury selection. In 1999, he was tried for Second-degree murder and received a sentence of 20-25 years. In May of that year a civil trial found "The Jenny Jones Show" to have been negligent because they did not screen the guests before inviting them on the show. The show was ordered to pay the Amedure family $25,000,000 for funeral expenses and pain and suffering for each family member. This decision was later overturned on appeal. The show pressed on in spite of sluggish ratings and was finally cancelled in 2003. |
Bwahahah! Great thread.
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Laura says: haha oh god this next paternity test this kid is fucking ugly Laura says: i wouldn't wanna be the father either |
cruel but so funny. | quote: |
| Originally posted by arek |
Do they still have these shows.. I used to watch em as a kid... but I haven't seen Maury or Jenny Jones on TV for the longest time..
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