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Posted by KilldaDJ on Aug-28-2006 13:21:

pringles make u SH*T urself

quote:

I tried out these Pringles Fat-Free chips because they were super low-cal. BBQ flavor. the fuck.

The can said they had 70 calories per serving, which meant the whole can had 490 calories inside total. I could munch through a can in a day with my lunch, dinner, etc. So I got several cans, and began enjoying one a day for the past four days. But what they dont fucking tell you...

Except in tiny print you cant read without a fucking electron microscope

...is that the primary ingredient is something called "olean" which I have since learned is Latin for "Unwashable & Indestructible Ass Grease."

Oh Yeah. I'm not even kidding.

So today, while I'm standing in the living room debating whether or not Laundry or Dishes will get done first, I get the urge to fart. I live alone, so sweet. I let the honk loose and its wrong. Something just sounded wrong. I know my own wind, and I have never farted a sound that sounded like a fart wrapped in a pillow.

Oh yes, something was very wrong. I had just shat myself. But this evil olean makes shitting yourself sound almost like a regular fart, and had I not been particularly attentive, it could easily have gone unnoticed, I'm telling you. THAT's how utterly covert and evil this olean stuff is. What the fuck?! What if I'd gone out to hang with friends or gone for a drive, what then?...

link

ha...ha...ha.

Posted by pvdAngel on Aug-28-2006 13:25:

Haha!

Glad I don't really eat crisps, especially Pringles.

Posted by fitom tiel on Aug-28-2006 13:48:

M'mm Olestra.

Posted by EXTREMUM on Aug-28-2006 14:06:

It'll clean ya out, ftw!

Posted by StanVoid on Aug-28-2006 14:15:

sharting is nasty

Posted by _Nut_ on Aug-28-2006 14:29:

Thats the very reason I dont eat those!

Some people can pass it with no problem.. others get loose. I never shat myself but I did find that I had a shit ton of liquid poo after eatting a typical serving (not the whole damn thing).

Posted by Protege on Aug-28-2006 14:43:

I thought it was common knowledge that anything sugar-free or made with that olean crap gives you mud butt.

Posted by sugardevill on Aug-28-2006 17:13:

LMFAO

Posted by AndreaCKY772 on Aug-28-2006 17:27:

must have been what somethin on fol2 was eating before elimination

Posted by Cybergirl on Aug-28-2006 17:32:

quote:
Originally posted by Protege
I thought it was common knowledge that anything sugar-free or made with that olean crap gives you mud butt.

"mud butt" ...I laff!

Posted by THE_Chris on Aug-28-2006 17:36:

Long read but funny -> http://www.zug.com/pranks/olestra/

Posted by jonze on Aug-28-2006 17:36:

they've been using that stuff for awhile now. maybe the problem is him eating a can a day. maybe he should stop by this aisle on the way out of the grocery store.

Posted by pvdAngel on Aug-28-2006 17:40:

"Once you p00p, you can't st0p."

Posted by KilldaDJ on Aug-28-2006 18:06:

more like once u pop, ur fucked

Posted by kadomony on Aug-28-2006 19:02:

quote:
Originally posted by StanVoid
sharting is nasty

it was a dud.

Posted by StanVoid on Aug-28-2006 19:03:

quote:
Originally posted by kadomony
it was a dud.

YHMH?

Posted by dallastar on Aug-28-2006 21:21:

hahahah LOL!

Posted by Adriz on Aug-28-2006 21:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Cybergirl
"mud butt" ...I laff!

And you are not the only one!

Mud butt..Haha...Allthough i originally read it as Mad Butt Mud makes more sense.

Posted by KilldaDJ on Aug-29-2006 12:35:

mad butt disease?