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Pee-rat Jokes!
Post pirate jokes here.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head.
The bartender turns to the pirate and says "Hey pee-rat! Why do you have a paper towel on your head?"
The pirate answers "Yarrr!!! Eye have eh Bounty on me head!".
YARRR!
A pee-rat walks into a bar and sits down at the bar next to another pee-rat.
Upon the second pirate sitting down the first pee-rat who was already sitting there says "Yarrrr!"
And then the second pee-rat says "Funny, I was thinking the exact same thing".
YARRR!
Classic...
Why couldn't the young girl watch the pirate movie?
Because it was rated "AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!"
What do pirates get on their pizzas?
Arrrrrrtichokes!
YARRR!
whast a pirates favorite singer and song?
plank sinatra- New Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk New Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk
Why are pirates, pirates?
Because they just aaarrrrrrrr!
What do pirates do on weekends?
Have BARRRRRRrgh-B-Qs!
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel roped to his crotch.
The bartender asks, "HEY! DOESN'T THAT HURT?!?"
The pirate replies; AARR!! IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!
^^^^^-- bwahahahahahaha!
hahahhaah....AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRsome! 
Tu es un pirate!
Tu es un pirate.
There is an English ver. too...I've seen that one
Hahahahahahahaha!
Any frenchman signing is funny (pirate or not). Puppets & frenchmen singing is even more funny! Good find! 
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| Originally posted by Fir3start3r There is an English ver. too...I've seen that one |
What's a pirates favorite trance track?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrman van Buuren - Shiverrrs (up and down me timbers).
Pirates love to listen to this track when they are Tracking Treasure Down.
no their favourite is
This is my favourite Pirate sex move.
Its called the Angry pirate:
To perform the angry pirate, one must "pretend" to ejaculate when having doggy style sex. This can be achived by spitting on her back. When she turns to see the plentifull bounty on her back, you then "for real" ejaculate in her eye.
She will be upset, and probably try to hit you or attack in some manner. This is when you give her a Karate chop to the knee.
As you run away in tears from laughter, if you turn to look behind you, as she comes towards you in anger, with one hand covering the shell shocked eye, and limping from the karate chop to the knee, it should resemble an ANGRY PIRATE
Yarrrrrr
my favourite pirate movie
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| Originally posted by rabbitjoker Hahahahahahahaha! Any frenchman signing is funny (pirate or not). Puppets |
. Thanks guys!!!
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| Originally posted by geroin my favourite pirate movie |
This threads making my morning, go pirates
I'm surprised that they didn't try a mor einventive play on words:
Butt Pirates
Pirates Are A' Reamin': The Pink Pearl
Pirates Are A' Reamin': Cum on her Chest
...I have revealed too much.
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