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why because they are funny

ever hear about that show in the 70's called thats increadible? This one time they had two indians on the show, one had a job and the other didnt drink 50.... THATS INCREADIBLE


two aliens fly over newfoundland and kidnap a neufie. he is sitting there in his cell singin away "i's the boy that built the boat and i's the boy who sails er', i's the boy who catches de fish and takes em home to liza...."

so the one alien says to the other alien, what would happen if we took a 1/4 of his brain out. the other one says "i dunno lets try it" so ZAP they take half the neuf's brain out.... still he is sitting there singing "i's the boy that built the boat and i's the boy who sails er', i's the boy who catches de fish and takes em home to liza...."

"well that didnt work" says the one alien, "lets take another quarter out". so ZAP they take another 1/4 brain out of the guy. still he is sitting there singin "i's the boy that built the boat and i's the boy who sails er', i's the boy who catches de fish and takes em home to liza...."

"well fuck it, lets just take the whole thing out" says the one alien, and ZAP no brain left..... then all of a sudden, the neuf breaks out into song again "Alouette, gentil alouette............"

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Originally posted by Demoted unable to locate teh funneh

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Originally posted by Protege

Both of these jokes would only make sense to Canadians.....

The first plays upon the stereotypes that Canadian Indians don't work and tend to drink a beer called Labatt 50

The second joke is based on the common belief amongst Canadians that citizens of the province of Newfoundland are stupid. The first song he's signing is a traditional Newfoundland folk song, the second is a song sung by French Candian school childred.... suggesting that Quebecers are even less intellegent then Nefoundlanders.

If you're Canadian both jokes can be mildly entertaining.

Col. Crisp.... you must remember your audiance!

Politically incorrect jokes are the best jokes.

i fell asleep while reading this thread, and woke up to post this reply.

Well not to flame bait but you don't get much more retarded than Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Je te plumerai la t�te
Je te plumerai la t�te
Et la t�te, et la t�te
Alouette, Alouette
O-o-o-o-oh
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai

Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Je te plumerai le nez
Je te plumerai le nez
Et le nez, et le nez
Alouette, Alouette
O-o-o-o-oh
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai

Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Je te plumerai les yeux
Je te plumerai les yeux
Et les yeux, et les yeux
Alouette, Alouette
O-o-o-o-oh
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai

Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Je te plumerai le cou
Je te plumerai le cou
Et le cou, et le cou
Alouette, Alouette
O-o-o-o-oh
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai

Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Je te plumerai les ailes
Je te plumerai les ailes
Et les ailes, et les ailes
Alouette, Alouette
O-o-o-o-oh
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai

Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Je te plumerai le dos
Je te plumerai le dos
Et le dos, et le dos
Alouette, Alouette
O-o-o-o-oh
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai

Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Je te plumerai les pattes
Je te plumerai les pattes
Et les pattes, et les pattes
Alouette, Alouette
O-o-o-o-oh
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai

Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Je te plumerai la queue
Je te plumerai la queue
Et la queue, et la queue
Alouette, Alouette
O-o-o-o-oh
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai





Geez I HATED french kids songs when I was growing up they were so retarded!


Here's something barely smarter.


PIROUETTE, CACAHOU�TE
Il �tait un petit homme, pirouette, cacahou�te
Il �tait un petit homme
qui avait une dr�le de maison (bis)

Sa maison est en carton, pirouette, cacahou�te
Sa maison est en carton
ses escaliers sont en papier. (bis)

Le premier qui y montera, pirouette, cacahou�te
Le premier qui y montera
se cassera le bout du nez. (bis)

Le facteur y est mont�, pirouette, cacahou�te
Le facteur qui y est mont�
il s'est cass� le bout du nez. (bis)

On lui a raccommod�, pirouette, cacahou�te
On lui a raccommod�
avec du joli fil dor�. (bis)

Le fil dor� a craqu�, pirouette, cacahou�te
Le fil dor� a craqu�
le bout du nez s'est envol�. (bis)

Un avion � r�action, pirouette, cacahou�te
Un avion � r�action
a rattrap� le bout du nez. (bis)

Mon histoire est termin�e, pirouette, cacahou�te
Mon histoire est termin�e
messieurs mesdames applaudissez. (bis)

hahaha...what?

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Originally posted by jdat Well not to flame bait but you don't get much more retarded than Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Je te plumerai la t�te Je te plumerai la t�te Et la t�te, et la t�te Alouette, Alouette O-o-o-o-oh Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Je te plumerai le nez Je te plumerai le nez Et le nez, et le nez Alouette, Alouette O-o-o-o-oh Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Je te plumerai les yeux Je te plumerai les yeux Et les yeux, et les yeux Alouette, Alouette O-o-o-o-oh Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Je te plumerai le cou Je te plumerai le cou Et le cou, et le cou Alouette, Alouette O-o-o-o-oh Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Je te plumerai les ailes Je te plumerai les ailes Et les ailes, et les ailes Alouette, Alouette O-o-o-o-oh Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Je te plumerai le dos Je te plumerai le dos Et le dos, et le dos Alouette, Alouette O-o-o-o-oh Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Je te plumerai les pattes Je te plumerai les pattes Et les pattes, et les pattes Alouette, Alouette O-o-o-o-oh Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Je te plumerai la queue Je te plumerai la queue Et la queue, et la queue Alouette, Alouette O-o-o-o-oh Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Geez I HATED french kids songs when I was growing up they were so retarded! Here's something barely smarter. PIROUETTE, CACAHOU�TE Il �tait un petit homme, pirouette, cacahou�te Il �tait un petit homme qui avait une dr�le de maison (bis) Sa maison est en carton, pirouette, cacahou�te Sa maison est en carton ses escaliers sont en papier. (bis) Le premier qui y montera, pirouette, cacahou�te Le premier qui y montera se cassera le bout du nez. (bis) Le facteur y est mont�, pirouette, cacahou�te Le facteur qui y est mont� il s'est cass� le bout du nez. (bis) On lui a raccommod�, pirouette, cacahou�te On lui a raccommod� avec du joli fil dor�. (bis) Le fil dor� a craqu�, pirouette, cacahou�te Le fil dor� a craqu� le bout du nez s'est envol�. (bis) Un avion � r�action, pirouette, cacahou�te Un avion � r�action a rattrap� le bout du nez. (bis) Mon histoire est termin�e, pirouette, cacahou�te Mon histoire est termin�e messieurs mesdames applaudissez. (bis)

WTF Le BBQ?

my favorite were always the french canadian seperatist songs...


Gens du pays, cette a ton tour
de te laisser parler d'amour

Wow guys, it's French not Martian

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Originally posted by colonelcrisp my favorite were always the french canadian seperatist songs... Gens du pays, cette a ton tour de te laisser parler d'amour

Was it Gilles Vigneault that wrote that song? Regardless if he did or not my mother played me some of his stuff when I was growing up.

That was some top shelf quality tunage


and no I never realized these were separatist songs before you said so wow I had no clue!

The old classic ->

Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?

The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven

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Originally posted by THE_Chris The old classic -> Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven

Dude thats not funny. Did u hear about the new nightclub for Jews only opening up in NYC.? Its called The Oven.














i keed i keed. ok im going to hell

quote:

Originally posted by dj_bas Wow guys, it's French not Martian

So, you know ho to speak martian then?

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man?

























A large pizza CAN feed a family of four.

Whats another word for cocoon?

Ninigger.

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Originally posted by jdat Was it Gilles Vigneault that wrote that song? Regardless if he did or not my mother played me some of his stuff when I was growing up. That was some top shelf quality tunage and no I never realized these were separatist songs before you said so wow I had no clue!

yup it was vigneault who wrote it, he is a big time parti quebecois member. i saw him sing this summer at the ste jean baptiste festival in gatineau. it was awesome.

when rene levesque passed away in 87, there was a vigil of people outside the church for his wake they all started singing

"Rene mon ami, c'est a ton tour, de te laiseer parler d'amour"

gens du pays has been an anthem for the seperatist movement since the 70's

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