Another one from the WTF files: Suri Cruise's first poop!

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-- Another one from the WTF files: Suri Cruise's first poop!

Posted by starsearcher on Aug-31-2006 13:39:

Another one from the WTF files: Suri Cruise's first poop!

quote:
This photo released by the Capla Kesting Gallery(CKG) shows a sculpture purportedly cast from 19-week old Suri Cruise's first bowel movement. The work by controversial artist Daniel Edwards, is to be auctioned off for charity on eBay next month.(AFP/CKG-HO)

Posted by drgoodvibe on Aug-31-2006 13:54:

are you shitting me?

Posted by starsearcher on Aug-31-2006 14:09:

lol I shit you not...taken from Yahoo! News

Posted by Endlesswave on Aug-31-2006 14:29:

Holy shit.

Posted by lopi on Aug-31-2006 14:36:

i doubt it would be that perfectly shaped?

Posted by teufel-man on Aug-31-2006 14:41:

LOL why the hell does it say 'first POOP' on it.... i thought poop was sort of like slang.... you think they would use a more 'proper' term

Posted by starsearcher on Aug-31-2006 14:53:

I've just realized something - that's A LOT OF SHIT for a little baby

Posted by Import on Aug-31-2006 15:01:

I dont have access to ebay at work, this was in the core

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...em=200021983816

is that it? or someother peice of poo? or maybe its something completly else...

Posted by teufel-man on Aug-31-2006 16:44:

"What is the length and Diameter of each piece of poop?"

hahaha one of the questions that people were asking on ebay about it

Posted by tatgirl on Aug-31-2006 17:05:

there's no way a baby that young can poop anything resembling that. I smell bullshit.

Posted by StereoPrincess on Aug-31-2006 18:13:

kids don't have solid poos until they start eating solid food, sooo...

Posted by rabbitjoker on Aug-31-2006 18:22:

Posted by Tordan on Aug-31-2006 18:24:

quote:
Originally posted by StereoPrincess
kids don't have solid poos until they start eating solid food, sooo...

damn you beat me to it

Posted by Abercrombie on Aug-31-2006 18:34:

I hear the first poop was used as a placenta condiment.

Posted by Import on Aug-31-2006 18:49:

Stolen from the COR

quote:
Originally posted by _Nut_
Its just art you retards.

Q: Is there a certificate of authenticity that comes with this?

A: The gallery will issue a Certificate of Authenticity stating that the sculpture is, an original work of art produced by Daniel Edwards. Please note there will be no authentication from the Cruise family as the item was made as an artist rendering of what Suri Cruises' first solid meal waste would look like. Thank you for your intrest and good luck bidding!

Posted by starsearcher on Aug-31-2006 18:54:

quote:
Originally posted by tatgirl
I smell bullshit.

Literally

Posted by Frenchie on Aug-31-2006 22:59:

Stupid!

Posted by ShadoWolf on Aug-31-2006 23:54:

art1 /ɑrt/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[ahrt] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
�noun
1. the quality, production, expression, or realm, according to aesthetic principles, of what is beautiful, appealing, or of more than ordinary significance.
2. the class of objects subject to aesthetic criteria; works of art collectively, as paintings, sculptures, or drawings: a museum of art; an art collection.
3. a field, genre, or category of art: Dance is an art.
4. the fine arts collectively, often excluding architecture: art and architecture.
5. any field using the skills or techniques of art: advertising art; industrial art.
6. (in printed matter) illustrative or decorative material: Is there any art with the copy for this story?
7. the principles or methods governing any craft or branch of learning: the art of baking; the art of selling.
8. the craft or trade using these principles or methods.
9. skill in conducting any human activity: a master at the art of conversation.
10. a branch of learning or university study, esp. one of the fine arts or the humanities, as music, philosophy, or literature.
11. arts,
a. (used with a singular verb) the humanities: a college of arts and sciences.
b. (used with a plural verb) liberal arts.
12. skilled workmanship, execution, or agency, as distinguished from nature.
13. trickery; cunning: glib and devious art.
14. studied action; artificiality in behavior.
15. an artifice or artful device: the innumerable arts and wiles of politics.
16. Archaic. science, learning, or scholarship.
[Origin: 1175�1225; ME < OF, acc. of ars < L ars (nom.), artem (acc.)]

Posted by dallastar on Aug-31-2006 23:57:

I smell Bullshit too!
It is funny though, but baby's poop is usually runny like a pancake mix. . .

Posted by starsearcher on Sep-01-2006 00:33:

Wait...am I seeing this right.....SHADOWOLF IS BACK!?

Posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* on Sep-01-2006 01:23:

That's a pretty big dump for a new born baby

Posted by VERTiG0 on Sep-01-2006 01:29:

I hope this "art gallery" is forever disgraced for this rampant stupidity.

Posted by Fir3start3r on Sep-01-2006 05:27:

quote:
Originally posted by starsearcher
I've just realized something - that's A LOT OF SHIT for a little baby

It's also very solid for a newborn baby; that's suspect with a capital "S"...

Posted by Irishaddict on Sep-01-2006 05:37:

Does anyone else not give a shit about their kid?

Posted by VERTiG0 on Sep-01-2006 12:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Irishaddict
Does anyone else not give a shit about their kid?

I couldn't care less