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I Have a Kidney Stone

Ow. This shit hurts.

Woke up this mornin' with bitching pain. Got a pee test and a CT scan done and lo and behold. I'm gonna get to piss out a rock soon!

At least the doc gave me vicodin.

Anyone else ever had one? What's the actualy passing of the thing like?

how the hell do u get a kidney stone?

that sounds nasty and damn right painful

man that sucks... sorry to here that

supposbly is the only pain comparable to giving birth but thats prob jsut some stupid fact thats not tru lol

From Wikipedia..

Kidney stones are solid accretions (crystals) of dissolved minerals in urine found inside the kidneys or ureters. They vary in size from as small as a grain of sand to as large as a golf ball. Kidney stones typically leave the body in the urine stream; if they grow relatively large before passing (on the order of millimeters), obstruction of a ureter and distention with urine can cause severe pain most commonly felt in the flank, lower abdomen and groin.

Yeah mine has to be kinda large.. I have hella pain in the flank, right illiac region and inguinal region.

This is gonna suck.

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Originally posted by KilldaDJ how the hell do u get a kidney stone?

Kidney stones are most common in men in thier 20's from calcium build up.

I passed 3 in one week b4. The only painful part i had was when the stone was passing the out canal of my kidney. When it came time to piss it out i didnt even feel it cause it broke up into very very small pieces. I had to filter my piss cause the doctor wanted to analize the stone to see what caused it & to make sure it was from calcium & not acid.

ah have we been doing drugs again?

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Originally posted by guster From Wikipedia.. Kidney stones are solid accretions (crystals) of dissolved minerals in urine found inside the kidneys or ureters. They vary in size from as small as a grain of sand to as large as a golf

wtf how in the world do you pee out a golf ball!!!!

sometimes i have pains in that area after alot of sex or excessive masterbation.. i always thought it was god telling me to stop masturbating.

could this be beacause of kidney stones as well?

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Originally posted by chach wtf how in the world do you pee out a golf ball!!!!

how do women have kids?

ok im a bit worried now.

i dont wana piss out stones

im going to drink lots of vinegar or something to melt that calcium

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Originally posted by chach wtf how in the world do you pee out a golf ball!!!!

lol.. if it's that big they use ultrasound to break them up.

and no, i've actually been clean from drugs (minus a couple shrooms yesterday ) for almost two months now.

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Originally posted by KilldaDJ ok im a bit worried now. i dont wana piss out stones im going to drink lots of vinegar or something to melt that calcium

lol melting is for temperature


dissolve is hte word your looking for

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit sometimes i have pains in that area after alot of sex or excessive masterbation.. i always thought it was god telling me to stop masturbating. could this be beacause of kidney stones as well?

This just made me think of a good plot for a porno/horror movie. Theres a dude running around with kidney stones. Hes banging women left & right & when he blows his load the stone flys out like a bullet & kills the women.

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit how do women have kids?

vaginas can get pretty loose sometimes... dont really know if peeholes can

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit lol melting is for temperature dissolve is hte word your looking for

well im not one for precise detail but u get the picture

argh i could have a tennis ball in me kidneys for all i know!

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Originally posted by guster At least the doc gave me vicodin.

you should of gotten perkasets i got my wisdom teeth removed on wed. and theyve done there job

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Originally posted by chach vaginas can get pretty loose sometimes... dont really know if peeholes can

no i dont think so your right.. the analogyis flawed

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Originally posted by jonSun This just made me think of a good plot for a porno/horror movie. Theres a dude running around with kidney stones. Hes banging women left & right & when he blows his load the stone flys out like a bullet & kills the women.

sounds kinky.. i want to be the guy whos banging women left and right..

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Originally posted by chach you should of gotten perkasets i got my wisdom teeth removed on wed. and theyve done there job

don't think the doc would like me asking for oxycodone.. lol.

these vicodins seem to be dulling the pain a bit. still hurts but it's not a stabbing pain anymore.. just kinda dull.

ololololololololayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Originally posted by guster don't think the doc would like me asking for oxycodone.. lol. these vicodins seem to be dulling the pain a bit. still hurts but it's not a stabbing pain anymore.. just kinda dull.

i like to overly abuse perscription medicine lol... so i always end up tellin the doctor it hurts alot more then it actually does.. downside is a cant drive and its fri
but at least im fucked up

From what I have heard, passing a kidney stone is the closest a male can get to the pain of birth.

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Originally posted by Orbax ololololololololayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

you didnt go to avb?

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Originally posted by Temperate From what I have heard, passing a kidney stone is the closest a male can get to the pain of birth.

oh.. well. great.



at least women won't be able to bitch at me as much about birthing now.

wonder how long it'll be before it moves from where it is now to my p3n0r.

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Originally posted by chach you didnt go to avb?

huh?

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