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Posted by Akridrot on Sep-03-2006 18:46:

Let's tell jokes backwards!

Dude67 looked at her worriedly and said, "I'm here for a urine test."

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Two children were in a doctor's waiting room.
Missdevil, the little girl was softly sobbing.

"Why are you crying?" asked Dude67, the little boy.

"I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger," said Missdevil.

When he heard this, Dude67 started to wail.

"Why are you crying?" asked Missd.

NEXT JOKE:
The next day, their little brother runs up, saying: "sgfkljds gflkfjd g 0fd0fdig-0gid gfdgfgfgfgfgf,,,,,.m mmmmagagggggggggggggg" *dribbles*.
Mother says: "shut up, Fridge".

One day...
a little boy runs up to his mother, saying "mummy, mummy! Why am I called Leaf?"
His Mother replies: "because when you were a baby, a leaf fell on your head".

The next day, his little sister runs up, saying "mummy, mummy! Why am I called Petal?"
Mother replies: "because when you were a baby, a petal fell on your head".

Posted by Heesh on Sep-03-2006 18:49:

Posted by stren on Sep-03-2006 18:49:

energy is backwards

Posted by KilldaDJ on Sep-03-2006 18:51:

and he said mushroom! roofl

Posted by Spacey Orange on Sep-03-2006 18:52:

evar idea worst

Posted by Mr.Mystery on Sep-03-2006 18:54:

You just keep on outdoing yourself.

Posted by Akridrot on Sep-03-2006 18:55:

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
You just keep on outdoing yourself.

One day I'll be so good, even Nou will blush at my skills.

Posted by RandomGirl on Sep-03-2006 19:00:

It was pointless.

I read the punchline, then read the joke, and then went back to read the punchline.

It takes all the funny away.

Way to ruin jokes

Posted by Rainborn on Sep-03-2006 19:00:

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Originally posted by Akridrot
One day I'll be so good, even Nou will blush at my skills.

His head is so big, that all of the blood in his body will be needed to blush properly - He'll black out.

Posted by Omega_M on Sep-04-2006 02:42:

and he was like...you betta recognize the idiot in me !!

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No joke in here. A true statement about the thread starter

Posted by Akridrot on Sep-04-2006 03:14:

Nearly 8 hours since I started this thread, and that's the best you could come up with? Pitiful.

From the looks of it, you seem pretty proud of your lame attempt at humor. How sad.

Try harder next time. Maybe you'll get a pat on the back.

Posted by Omega_M on Sep-04-2006 03:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Akridrot
Nearly 8 hours since I started this thread, and that's the best you could come up with? Pitiful.

From the looks of it, you seem pretty proud of your lame attempt at humor. How sad.

Try harder next time. Maybe you'll get a pat on the back.

The threadstarter takes the cake..considering that after 8 hours, there are about 10 odd posts including 2 made by you. And none of the other posts seem to appreciate your bright backward joke idea. And if you read my post carefully, I've clearly said there's no joke in it

So yeah,

quote:
Try harder next time. Maybe you'll get a pat on the back.

Posted by nchs09 on Sep-04-2006 03:34:

because it wanted to get to the other side!

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why did the butcher rape the fire breathing midget who was blocking the street?