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Posted by enferno on Sep-05-2006 02:33:

the 'donate to hire an assassin to kill nou' thread

title says it all.

if we get 10,000 tootsie pops in a box, i'll personally skin him alive (whilst throwing salt on him intermitently)

Posted by Enigmatic XTC on Sep-05-2006 02:38:

I wonder how long this thread will last

Posted by enferno on Sep-05-2006 02:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Enigmatic XTC
I wonder how long this thread will last

no one is replying cause they are too busy scrambling to get all the tootsie pops they can find!

Posted by Synchronicity on Sep-05-2006 02:41:

Why not kill 2 birds with one stone? Wait till Psy-t gets his dildo and use that.

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Sep-05-2006 02:43:

This is terrorist activity!

The authorities must be warned about this *calls fun police*

Posted by MeLLyMeL on Sep-05-2006 02:43:

can you save an orange pop for me

Posted by Protege on Sep-05-2006 02:52:

quote:
Originally posted by MeLLyMeL
can you save an orange pop for me

*runs for orange spray paint*

Posted by Silky Johnson on Sep-05-2006 02:58:

But killing him is no fun. We won't be able to enjoy watching him eat shit when reality comes to bite him in the ass.

For now, lets just cut all his fingers off.

Posted by igottaknow on Sep-05-2006 03:03:

I'm going to throw him a live stingray. he's probably dumb enough to try to catch it.

Posted by Ted Promo on Sep-05-2006 03:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Protege
*runs for orange spray paint*

You just get the pop extract and put it on.

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Sep-05-2006 03:12:

I'll make him eat his own shit for 1 tootsie pop.

What's a tootsie pop?

Posted by Ted Promo on Sep-05-2006 03:13:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
I'll make him eat his own shit for 1 tootsie pop.

What's a tootsie pop?

A shit. Coincidentally.

Posted by Allied Nations on Sep-05-2006 03:32:

quote:
Originally posted by Demoted
A shit. Coincidentally.

LOL.

Posted by Emil on Sep-05-2006 04:24:

Re: the 'donate to hire an assassin to kill nou' thread

quote:
Originally posted by enferno
title says it all.

if we get 10,000 tootsie pops in a box, i'll personally skin him alive (whilst throwing salt on him intermitently)

Why not hire one? http://hitman.us/

Posted by neovalkyr on Sep-05-2006 04:40:

Re: Re: the 'donate to hire an assassin to kill nou' thread

quote:
Originally posted by Emil
Why not hire one? http://hitman.us/

damn is that site for real? I feel scared just for looking at it lol.

Posted by StanVoid on Sep-05-2006 04:46:

lol

You give us a picture; we'll give you an autopsy report!

Posted by StanVoid on Sep-05-2006 04:46:

lol greatest hits!

1 -- Shrunken Head Identified as That of a Corporate Big Wig

2 -- Unidentified Human Remains Found in Can of Dog Food

3 -- Olympic Medallist Dies in Failed Suicide Attempt

4 -- Used-car Dealer Drowns in Public Restroom

5 -- Prominent Local Politician Dies in a Whorehouse

6 -- Parachutist Falls to his Death as Chute Fails to Open

7 -- Chef Found Roasted (With Stuffing) Inside Own Oven

8 -- Rapist Released on a Technicality Found Technically Dead

9 -- Surgeon Dies in Apparent Self-surgery Attempt

10 -- Poet Commits Suicide by Firing Two Rounds into Own Head

Posted by RandomGirl on Sep-05-2006 05:09:

Re: Re: the 'donate to hire an assassin to kill nou' thread

quote:
Originally posted by Emil
Why not hire one? http://hitman.us/

At the bottom of the page:

HITMAN is a cruelty-free organization. None of our services have been tested on animals.

ROTF!!

Testimonial:
"This guy moved in next door. I didn't like the way he looked in that shirt. So, I called HITMAN. I never saw him again. Or his shirt. Serves him right."

D.G. -- Retired Truck Driver

I wonder how often people actually write in to make a deal for real.

LMAO!! Found this as an advertisement on this site:
BABY CAGE

This is wrong on a billion levels, but humourous for those who don't take this stuff seriously.

Posted by Marc Summers on Sep-05-2006 05:10:

nou io s FUCK

I hate hum! he should die of big accisents!