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5 words after Sex
I was showing this around the other day, thought it was the funniest shit id seen in a while. I originally ripped it from my myspace off a friend who went around asking her friends - If you had 5 words you could say after sex, What are they?
The list so far (Hopefully some people in here will keep up the chuckles)
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Staf- GET THE FUCK OFF ME!! Matt-sorry that was so weird! RYAN - Just dont tell your daughter? Chad- Where are my fucking cigarettes? SOMER- Do you see my pants? Rebecka - Can we do it again? Derrick- That should be illegal huh? Jim- Why are you still here? Marcus~ Sorry i tried my best Travis-Take out the trash bitch Nate-ahh... yeah, that was great? BOKOR - Should have worn a condom Sandy-lets try a new position Noe'--What Was Your Name Again?? Will - Dude, was that you sister? Byron - She said she was 18!!! Sara- So...umm...was that it? Jason--I am Rick James, bitch!! Jodi--is that all you got???? katie--wow lets do it again Tom--- That was just pillow talk!! Shauna- Did we just have sex ADAM--I SHOULD WASH THE SHEETS.. Trinity--Lets forget that ever happened!! Mistie-- Whens your wife getting home? Barbie-- Let's just keep doing it!!! Frankie--i knew i was ready Jeremy--- im gonna need a sandwich Amanda~Okay, get off me now~ Brenette - Damn why on my shirt? Sydney- Damn, i need a beer!! Ross--Skeet! Skeet!! Oh im sorry! Paige- Wow, it'd been a while! Tom -- get out of my house Gary-- Are you on birth control? Lindsay-- No birth control, I'm Catholic. David -- Ok, there's the door, sugar. The Eagle- WOW. Now outta the studio! Hurricane...can you pass the remote? Serena - Want To Do It Again? Jon--Can you untie me now? Bruno - "I lost the handcuff key" Hamby- Back in the trunk bitch Larry - Now, go feed my dog Bree- Feed your own dog asshole. Kevin--So, is your sister single? joshp--ill get u a towel!! Nate--Me Love You LONG Time!!!! Jessica--Wanna go at it again?? Bubba--You Cant Handle Another Round!!! Melody-You can't be done already?!?!? Amanda ~ You ready for round two?!! Re ~ I am so fucking hungry. Bruce ~ Lock up when you leave. Wendy~No thanks, keep the money. Ryan--put the video camera away. Alyssa--Can I Get Some More?!?! Joshua~Do you have medical insurance? Tahra- So whats your name again? Dave- Make me some food please. Mandy- I'm ready for round two!!! Mike - Gotta go, GHB's wearing off!!! Marlon-I was better off masterbating! Emina - Okay u can go home now!!!!! Jonnyboii - That was your ass, right? Nikki-what is your name agian? Nick-This time I fuck you. Shane- Can I, on your face!!!! nikki-your dad was way better! Steven- you should get checked... lol ohhh Samantha~~~Damn I'm a good faker  Brandon-where did the condom go? Paige - now what should we do? Brandon - I want my money back!!!!!!! TJ - wana go to Wendys now? amanda- you ready to go again? Rob- Now wheres my fucking sandwich?! Frank- not bad, ive had better! Lynn- I thought you'd never cum corey-now how much I owe???? Johna- Get the fuck off me. Dotti- did you wanna get untied?! AAR )N -- Im just getting warmed up!!! SEZ- Water! I need Water! Again? Geoff - "You sister was much better!" Karla - "I'm so blessed you're mine." (it doesn't have to be gross or demeaning does it?) Dai - Sooo, that was fake tan? Andrea - Now let's do that again!!!!! ;-) John - You've lost the fucking keys? Lisa .. What the hell is sex!!! Henk.. Good sex is truly heaven!!! Christine .. Finally, great sex! About time!! Dean - Since when were you dead?? svetlana - kitchen table was way better Jess - Next Time Wake Me Up!!' Lenny - You just got lennified yo Todd - Alright you can go now! HAYLEY - I have been missing out!!! |
God, what is that smell?
why does it itch now?
sorry. here, use my sock.
was that your dad watching?
your dog's snatch smells better.
please don't cry again Shakira.
don't ever bite that again!
i'll never eat bananas again.
wait till mom hears this. <--gross
wait till we tell mom. <--gross
are you gonna tell mom? <--gross
do you remember me laughing?
your tits broke my nose!
how's that?
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| please don't cry again Shakira. |
What'ya mean you faked it?
lol
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| your tits broke my nose! |
That was sexy as fuck�
that's poop, don't lay there.
pass me that sock please.
you nutted in my ear.
please take it out now.
do you take credit cards?
your nut tastes like okra.
thats nothing i have herpes.
which one of you queefed?
"go make me a sandwich"
I have AIDs... I'm sorry! 
I wouldn't ever say this cause this is just cruel
Now that's money well spent...
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| wait till mom hears this. <--gross |
Best Five Dollars Ever Spent
(OUCH!)
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| Originally posted by CONNERMAN2000 How about : Please dont tell anyone, mom. |
Great, the tampon is stuck.
goo goo ga ga ?
koochi koochi koo.
Why are you still here?
ROFL!
We should stop doing that in public.
Oh sorry, kept the meter running...That would be $126.91
Should I have told you I have AIDS?
Wow, youre even better than you mom!!
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| Originally posted by DJ_Progrezz We should stop doing that in public. Oh sorry, kept the meter running...That would be $126.91 Should I have told you I have AIDS? Wow, youre even better than you mom!! |
the "dont tell your daughter" one was quite choice
I've never heard THAT before.
Where is that leaking from?
Well my first disease is....
Was that all u had?
Should we have used protection?
u wanted me to pull-out?
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| Originally posted by DJ_Progrezz Shouldnt do that in public. Sorry, kept the meter running Sorry, but I have AIDS? Youre better than you mom!! |
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