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Posted by Protege on Sep-09-2006 18:02:

pumphax

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060908...HBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-

quote:
BRATISLAVA (Reuters) - A Slovak driver who crashed into a bus shocked rescuers who found him unconscious and half naked with a vacuum pump on his penis.

Police said the 42-year-old man, driving an old Citroen in the Slovak town of Levice, had ignored a "give way" sign.

"It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving, it is a matter of investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his pants were off and it (the pump) was placed on his penis," police officer Peter Polak told Reuters.

"I've never seen anything like this, nor have my colleagues," he added.

The man was taken to hospital with head injuries.

hahaha

Posted by Lebezniatnikov on Sep-09-2006 18:03:

oh good lord forgive humans for being so retarded.

Posted by itsamemario on Sep-09-2006 18:27:

i have wanked while driving...

what? who said that??

Posted by Coup on Sep-09-2006 18:40:

lollerskates.

Posted by iammesol on Sep-09-2006 18:43:

i don't understand this new fad of masturbating while driving.

Posted by stren on Sep-09-2006 20:23:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_alfi
i have wanked while driving...

what? who said that??

but dick pumps are not for masturbation

Posted by Sushipunk on Sep-09-2006 22:31:

Posted by EXTREMUM on Sep-09-2006 22:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov
oh good lord forgive humans for being so retarded.

Posted by Rinster on Sep-09-2006 22:36:

Posted by StanVoid on Sep-09-2006 22:39:

i dont get this at all. I thought the use of the pump was to enhance the size, and to pleasure? Was he in a hurry for a booty call, preparing himself in the car?

wtf

Posted by PvDoBseSSioN on Sep-09-2006 23:48:

lol @ he was taken to the hospital for "head injuries"

Posted by Silky Johnson on Sep-09-2006 23:48:

I wonder if the people on the pumping forums know about this..and if they do, how do they feel about it?

Posted by tubularbills on Sep-09-2006 23:48:

LMAO! good stuff right there

Posted by Ivand on Sep-09-2006 23:49:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
I wonder if the people on the pumping forums know about this..and if they do, how do they feel about it?

alt time!

Posted by PvDoBseSSioN on Sep-09-2006 23:50:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
I wonder if the people on the pumping forums know about this..and if they do, how do they feel about it?

those forums are disgusting, but entertaining at the same time

Posted by Silky Johnson on Sep-09-2006 23:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Ivand
alt time!

I already made an alt, when we started that thread.

Posted by itsamemario on Sep-10-2006 08:16:

quote:
Originally posted by stren
but dick pumps are not for masturbation

tell that to the judge!

i was supposed to link the word "judge" to the thread about that judge that indeed used hs pump for sexual stimulation during his cases.. but i cant be arsed

Posted by Vivid Boy on Sep-10-2006 14:34:

quote:
Originally posted by iammesol
i don't understand this new fad of masturbating while driving.

ghost ride the dick!

Posted by Vivid Boy on Sep-10-2006 14:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
ghost ride the dick!

just in case none of u know what ghost ride the whip is

Posted by Vivid Boy on Sep-10-2006 15:09:

Posted by Vivid Boy on Sep-10-2006 15:15:

and it all started with this

so when u hear abt a n1gg4 crashing his car from a pumphax i wanna hear uguys repeat me

GHOST RIDE THE DICK!

(ghost ride the dick)

GHOST RIDE THE DICk

(ghots ride the diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick)

Posted by kadomony on Sep-10-2006 15:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
and it all started with this

so when u hear abt a n1gg4 crashing his car from a pumphax i wanna hear uguys repeat me

GHOST RIDE THE DICK!

(ghost ride the dick)

GHOST RIDE THE DICk

(ghots ride the diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick)

i love this video, its so crazy
DOORS OPEN MAYENG

Posted by SebG on Sep-10-2006 16:03:

None of you ever received road head?

Posted by Vivid Boy on Sep-10-2006 16:12:

ghost ride the bike?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekeKAN9MuvQ

Posted by StanVoid on Sep-11-2006 20:52:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy

fucking idiots