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JELO IS A F*CKIN ROCKSTAR [aka event review AT PHOENIX]
Huge major bigass thanks to Shawn.
more gibberish to come later.
I need sleep.
Of course,
Amanda and Michelle are fucking awesome.
JELO FUCKING RAWKED
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Somewhat of a review:
It's about 10:30pm. We've finally reached our destination. London.
After my crap sense of direction, Shawn happens to find some awesome free parking.
We get out, fuck it's chilly. We walk near the club. Cattles of people. There are two HUGE fucking line ups. WTF.
Guys are all dressed the same. White pin stripe collar shirts paired with jeans and black leather shoes. Ladies are sexy. We saw a couple stumble over. meow. Very lively.
Fuck it, I told Shawn we can wait till Josh comes and go in with him. [So we wouldn't have to wait in line].
Anyway, we started roaming around - it was kinda cool like a little adventure. We tried to find a Tim Hortons. I finally asked a lady and she said there was one down the street.... "if it's still opened". :|
Turns out it was closed. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Anyway, walking around in downtown, London. I must say I was quite impressed. We had past by a gay club, a rippers, a reggae and couple of happening pubs and bubs. Shawn finally picked a pub to hang out at for a bit.
The atmosphere felt very much like walking into a high school cafeteria. Grabbed a table, sipped on our burrrrrs. yum.
Oops. I missed a text message. Shit. I get Shawn to chug my beer. Off we go.
I first approached the bouncer, like a n00b asking if I was on the list or some shit - told go near the side entrance.
So I wasn't on the list. bahahahaha, whatever. They were very nice to Shawn and myself. I was quite impressed.
The security were not rude to us at all. In fact, they were really friendly.
Anyway, we walk in. HOLY COW. Big loud, hip hop part of the club. BOOF BOOF. BOOF BOOF - wind ya batty.
It was PACKED. It was bumpin, humpin. My Mission: To get Shawn and I across the dancefloor. I grab him and we weave in and out of the ass and titties.
FINALLY - we get to the basement. My only two complaints about this club.
ONE - the floor was incredibly sticky. It was awful. You really got a work out from dancing cause you really had to lift yer feet up to move. Some parts of the floor were ok.
TWO - incredibly slow bar service. Less skin and more pour please. Whatever. Thanks to Shawn - I got my fill. 
I saw Amanda and Michelle at the end of the bar. yaaaaaay - but booze first.
The dj beforehand was pretty wicked, I don't know his name. The basement is full, but not packed.
It was fun dancing next to Amanda and Michelle - as Amanda makes fun of all the n00bs. Something along the lines, they think this is trance. teee heee heee
Lo and behold, in walks in JELO.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
holy cow. did that bitch kick the shit out of those speakers.
we dance...and danced....and danced....and danced.... until the lights came on.
I can't even remember any of the tracks. Let tell you something. Not one person in that room was still. Everyone was screaming, dancing, fists punched into the air - all night long.
you know what our Jelo did?
DID YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID?
He stopped the music, thanked us as usual for coming out [while some london n00b kept yelling TTTTT DOTTTT TTT DOOT]
Made us screamed till our throats were hoarse - demanding he plays ONE MORE TRACK! ONE MORE TRACK! ONE MORE TRACK!
What does he do? play for another THIRTY MINUTES. I almost died. Amanda, Michelle, Shawn and I were all dancing.
I was doing my pixie-hopped-up-on-a-lot-of-redbull-dance and bobbed my head until it fell off.
what a great night!
I wish that set was recorded.

London people really know how to rawk with their cawk out.
<3
Conclusion of the night:
Shawn is awesome for taking me. Otherwise, i would have stayed home sleeping.
I love Amanda and Michelle, if I lived in London I would be love to be their third wheel. teeeeee heee.
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oh how I love to read your reviews Mona...awesome 
haha Mona .. you guys drive all the way back to Toronto and get the review started .. and we hadn't even made it home yet 
was awesome seeing you again and meeting Shawn .. again Shawn i appologize for allways stopping and standing in front of you all night .. feel free to just move me out of the way lol
Phoenix was so packed last night .. you sure can tell the students are back in town.
Jelo played the hardest .. dirtiest set i have ever heard from him .. it was absolutely freaking incredible!
no pics this time .. i was too busy dancing all night 
so near the end jelo comes from the booth and dances and i walk over and look at him with my jaw to the ground and yell OH.....MY.....FUCKING......GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he says so modestly and almost blushing... "really?" and all i could say was OH......MY......FUCKING.....GOD!!!! he said thank you and i went back to breakin my neck dancing speechless!
never does he fail to surprise me and never do i stop growing more respect for his talented ass!
what an amazing night my neck is in serious pain i just woke up and think i need to stay in bed today fo sho!
awesome time again mona, nice to meet you shawn
michelle, omfg......hahaha always the best times happen when we are together luvs ya!
and that's all my brain will allow for now!
hahahhaa....u jelly whores...
well time for me to chime in ...
awesome night i couldn't agree more that was JELO's best set i have heard all summer he kick the sh*t out of the place.
Thank you Mona for everything thing had a great night
amanda and michelle it was great to meet you, london TA are the best. Michelle there is no problem with you getting in front of me B/C i would rather it be you then a dude
Side notes: mini JELo was in the house and my ears are still ringing
great night thanks agian Mona,Michelle & amanda 
what I fuckin love is... for ONCE ITS NOT ME FUCKING POSTING HOW AWESOME MY JELLY BEANS WAS. [notice how it's a plural? cause everyone gets a bite
hehehehe]
it was fucking awesome. Shawn is fucking awesome for taking me out
i would have been home, i was truly exhausted.
i should really post a review.
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| Originally posted by Shawnm Thank you Mona for everything thing had a great night |
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| Originally posted by Misanthrope You're welcome, even though it's you, I should be thanking. I was very impressed you kept up with me on the dancefloor. |
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| Originally posted by Misanthrope MY JELLY BEANS |
yes miss.
I better see you there at purple room.
his set not be AS dirty as it was last night, but it will be quite delicious.
gawd. Amanda and I are in pain. How is Michelle doing?
Shawn has become a couch whore.
don't you worry about me missy. I will be there for your jelly beans 
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| Originally posted by Misanthrope gawd. Amanda and I are in pain. How is Michelle doing? Shawn has become a couch whore. |

http://www.nightdreamer.ca/music/Jelo-Live@OUltraLounge(Aug-12-06).mp3
copy and paste the link into yer address bar
Track list will be posted soon.
Listen. Enjoy. see you at the next party.
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| Originally posted by Owen M http://www.nightdreamer.ca/music/Je...(Aug-12-06).mp3 |
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| Originally posted by adikted2trance I'm surviving .. couple hour power nap on the couch and i'm good to go again ![]() Mind you my neck is killing me today as well .. and its not from sleeping on the couch |

so it would seem that um...well...jelo gave me fucking whiplash!
im in serious pain and takin lots of pain killers but my spine in the neck area is jacked the eff up 
i hope it heals for school in the morning
that's hardcore huh lol
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| Originally posted by Misanthrope MY JELLY BEANS |
posted somewhat of a review/adventure to London.
useless, but whatever!
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| Originally posted by shortymanda that's hardcore huh lol |
Re: JELO IS A F*CKIN ROCKSTAR [aka event review AT PHOENIX]
ya ew the hip hop is nasty makes me grumpy, i quit smoking for the night cause they mixed us with THEM ew not fair and total culture shock coming from hard dirty bass beats to people fuckin on the patio....just aint right and aint gonna work.
the staff was nice? WOW im glad they were for ya lol ps/ the female bar service is getting worse and worse. the brown haired girl on thursday would NOT serve she just kept playing with her hair while the blonde had to serve all night then saturday the blonde was an idiot!! i order mine and josh's drink she goes OH I KNOW WHAT THE DJ WANTS I'LL MAKE IT! im like um...do it up then, so i tell the other bartender (my friend jess) "she's pretty new huh" she laughs and says yes.
outside afterwards she looks at me weird i said so ur new im amanda nice to meet you i've been coming for years thanks for making that drink for my friend josh
she says "josh? all puzzled" i said ya THE DJ
she disappeared LOL!
snotty london is funny stories to be told i tell ya!
and the n00bs do think it's trance u dont prance or as i call it do aerobics to dirty beats especially in a jam packed room where ur leg kicking out is just inappropriate. ya im judgemental so what LOL!
i also have the most fun out of everyone nyah nyah
hehe
had kick ass times ur a trooper M two nights in one weekend and we killed the dancefloor cause...
that's how we do!
nice to meet ya shawn
im crippled and still no brain power i think my review says it all tho nothing to add to it hehe
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| Originally posted by Misanthrope Huge major bigass thanks to Shawn. more gibberish to come later. I need sleep. Of course, Amanda and Michelle are fucking awesome. JELO FUCKING RAWKED ______________________________________________________________ Somewhat of a review: It's about 10:30pm. We've finally reached our destination. London. After my crap sense of direction, Shawn happens to find some awesome free parking. We get out, fuck it's chilly. We walk near the club. Cattles of people. There are two HUGE fucking line ups. WTF. Guys are all dressed the same. White pin stripe collar shirts paired with jeans and black leather shoes. Ladies are sexy. We saw a couple stumble over. meow. Very lively. Fuck it, I told Shawn we can wait till Josh comes and go in with him. [So we wouldn't have to wait in line]. Anyway, we started roaming around - it was kinda cool like a little adventure. We tried to find a Tim Hortons. I finally asked a lady and she said there was one down the street.... "if it's still opened". :| Turns out it was closed. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Anyway, walking around in downtown, London. I must say I was quite impressed. We had past by a gay club, a rippers, a reggae and couple of happening pubs and bubs. Shawn finally picked a pub to hang out at for a bit. The atmosphere felt very much like walking into a high school cafeteria. Grabbed a table, sipped on our burrrrrs. yum. Oops. I missed a text message. Shit. I get Shawn to chug my beer. Off we go. I first approached the bouncer, like a n00b asking if I was on the list or some shit - told go near the side entrance. So I wasn't on the list. bahahahaha, whatever. They were very nice to Shawn and myself. I was quite impressed. The security were not rude to us at all. In fact, they were really friendly. Anyway, we walk in. HOLY COW. Big loud, hip hop part of the club. BOOF BOOF. BOOF BOOF - wind ya batty. It was PACKED. It was bumpin, humpin. My Mission: To get Shawn and I across the dancefloor. I grab him and we weave in and out of the ass and titties. FINALLY - we get to the basement. My only two complaints about this club. ONE - the floor was incredibly sticky. It was awful. You really got a work out from dancing cause you really had to lift yer feet up to move. Some parts of the floor were ok. TWO - incredibly slow bar service. Less skin and more pour please. Whatever. Thanks to Shawn - I got my fill. ![]() I saw Amanda and Michelle at the end of the bar. yaaaaaay - but booze first. The dj beforehand was pretty wicked, I don't know his name. The basement is full, but not packed. It was fun dancing next to Amanda and Michelle - as Amanda makes fun of all the n00bs. Something along the lines, they think this is trance. teee heee heee Lo and behold, in walks in JELO. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! holy cow. did that bitch kick the shit out of those speakers. we dance...and danced....and danced....and danced.... until the lights came on. I can't even remember any of the tracks. Let tell you something. Not one person in that room was still. Everyone was screaming, dancing, fists punched into the air - all night long. you know what our Jelo did? DID YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID? He stopped the music, thanked us as usual for coming out [while some london n00b kept yelling TTTTT DOTTTT TTT DOOT] Made us screamed till our throats were hoarse - demanding he plays ONE MORE TRACK! ONE MORE TRACK! ONE MORE TRACK! What does he do? play for another THIRTY MINUTES. I almost died. Amanda, Michelle, Shawn and I were all dancing. I was doing my pixie-hopped-up-on-a-lot-of-redbull-dance and bobbed my head until it fell off. what a great night! I wish that set was recorded. ![]() London people really know how to rawk with their cawk out. <3 Conclusion of the night: Shawn is awesome for taking me. Otherwise, i would have stayed home sleeping. I love Amanda and Michelle, if I lived in London I would be love to be their third wheel. teeeeee heee. |
Re: Re: JELO IS A F*CKIN ROCKSTAR [aka event review AT PHOENIX]
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| Originally posted by shortymanda the staff was nice? WOW im glad they were for ya lol ps/ the female bar service is getting worse and worse. the brown haired girl on thursday would NOT serve she just kept playing with her hair while the blonde had to serve all night then saturday the blonde was an idiot!! i order mine and josh's drink she goes OH I KNOW WHAT THE DJ WANTS I'LL MAKE IT! im like um...do it up then, so i tell the other bartender (my friend jess) "she's pretty new huh" she laughs and says yes. outside afterwards she looks at me weird i said so ur new im amanda nice to meet you i've been coming for years thanks for making that drink for my friend josh she says "josh? all puzzled" i said ya THE DJ she disappeared LOL! snotty london is funny stories to be told i tell ya! ____________ hehe had kick ass times ur a trooper M two nights in one weekend and we killed the dancefloor cause... that's how we do! nice to meet ya shawn |
Re: Re: Re: JELO IS A F*CKIN ROCKSTAR [aka event review AT PHOENIX]
no .. $$ and lack of vehical pose a problem lol
also let's hope this neck thing heals asap im still jacked up and stiff and on t3's for now till i can find something better lol
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| Originally posted by Misanthrope damn, i didn't realise she was such a n00b. [the bartender] they were extremely slow - I do agree! what a dumbfuck. bahaha i know two nights in one weekend? holy crap. Will I be seeing you at purple room on the 23rd? |
Re: JELO IS A F*CKIN ROCKSTAR [aka event review AT PHOENIX]
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| Originally posted by Misanthrope The dj beforehand was pretty wicked, I don't know his name. The basement is full, but not packed. It was fun dancing next to Amanda and Michelle - as Amanda makes fun of all the n00bs. Something along the lines, they think this is trance. teee heee heee Lo and behold, in walks in JELO. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! holy cow. did that bitch kick the shit out of those speakers. we dance...and danced....and danced....and danced.... until the lights came on. |
Jelo was at Vfest and rocked there too!
Although MSTRKRFT took the crown for me...
Sorry, no hijack intended
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