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Posted by candy69 on Sep-12-2006 17:51:

a joke

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while
they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped
into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
Ralph out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable.

She went to tell Edna the news, "Edna, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is you are being discharged. Since you were able to
rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of
another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound
mindedness. The bad news is Ralph, the patient you saved, hanged himself
with his bathrobe belt, in the bathroom, right after you saved him. I am
so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied "He didn't hang himself; I put him there to dry. How soon
can I go home?"

Posted by hiram on Sep-12-2006 18:08:

i lol'd

Posted by DarkAngel on Sep-12-2006 18:11:

Not bad.

Posted by stevieboy32808 on Sep-13-2006 02:59:

I chuckled a little.

Posted by MeLLyMeL on Sep-13-2006 03:07:

ouch!

haha

Posted by TranceWhore on Sep-13-2006 04:23:

now your telling jokes. see this comeidan thing is catchy!

Posted by candy69 on Sep-13-2006 12:43:

quote:
Originally posted by TranceWhore
now your telling jokes. see this comeidan thing is catchy!

yeah but i can asure u that telling the same joke 5 times in one night is not catchy! especially if it's to the same people

lol

Posted by TranceWhore on Sep-13-2006 13:10:

quote:
Originally posted by candyrollx69
yeah but i can asure u that telling the same joke 5 times in one night is not catchy! especially if it's to the same people

lol

mods pls. remove this thread & ban CRX from ever telling one again

LOL

ps - leave the funny to me okay? comedy lessons available next aftaaprty

Posted by candy69 on Sep-13-2006 13:43:

quote:
Originally posted by TranceWhore

ps - leave the funny to me okay? comedy lessons available next aftaaprty

I'm staying home! lol

Posted by TranceWhore on Sep-13-2006 15:35:

quote:
Originally posted by candyrollx69
I'm staying home! lol

u'll be the last one to go, liar!

Posted by candy69 on Sep-13-2006 16:30:

quote:
Originally posted by TranceWhore
u'll be the last one to go, liar!

ok ok, tell me a joke then

Posted by XxGrOoVeERICxX on Sep-13-2006 16:51: