Happy Birthday Peach!!!!11!onetwo

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Posted by Scottaculous on Sep-20-2006 15:12:

Happy Birthday Peach!!!!11!onetwo

Birthday joke for you:

The old farmer was having a pretty bad year. All of his crops had been lost. Fortunately, the peach orchard had done very well. The only way he was going to make it financially was to cut out the middleman and sell the peaches directly to the consumer. So, he loaded his pickup with peaches and headed to town.
Just on the outskirts of town, he came to a house. He grabbed a basket of peaches, walked up to the house, and knocked on the door. A gorgeous blonde, wearing a sheer robe, answered the door. In a sexy voice she said, "Hi, honey, what can I do for you?"

Somewhat shaken, the old farmer muttered, "I have these really nice peaches for sale."

The blonde, noticing how shaken he was, decided to play a bit. She opened the top of her robe, exposing her breasts, and said, "Are those peaches full and firm like these?"

Even more shaken, he managed to whisper, "Oh yes, they're really good peaches."

Then, she opened the rest of her robe, revealing that she wasn't wearing any panties. She teased, "Would they be succulent and delicious like this?"

The old farmer broke down crying, and stammered, "Oh yes, they're wonderful peaches."

She replied, "Well, honey, why on earth are you crying?"

The old farmer whimpered, "Lady, first the cut worms ruined my tomato crop, and the weevils ate all my cotton. Now, something tells me you're gonna screw me out of my peaches."

Posted by Pete K on Sep-20-2006 15:25:

Happy bday miss...hope all is great for you on this day.

Posted by Ted Promo on Sep-20-2006 15:33:

Posted by money_penny on Sep-20-2006 16:23:

happy birthday peach!!!

Posted by nchs09 on Sep-20-2006 16:47:

lol.... anyhow happy birthday peach!! go crazy and get silly on ur bday

Posted by TheKidsWantTechno on Sep-20-2006 17:09:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEACH!!!

i'm coming to visit you ASAP! and you always know you have a friend in france, and soon to be holland

Posted by MunkyAngel on Sep-20-2006 19:13:

happy birthday georgia!!!!

Posted by monkchichi on Sep-20-2006 22:02:

You better be eating some of that famous Greecian fried cheese today!!!!

*drool*

Posted by Floorfiller on Sep-20-2006 22:03:

happy b-day peach!!!

Posted by trance-singer on Sep-20-2006 23:59:

Happy Birthday Peach!!

Posted by Mr. Pink on Sep-21-2006 01:01:

Happy birthday, lady!

Posted by The Peach on Sep-21-2006 01:44:

lol scott u crack me up!

thanks u guys! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Posted by nchs09 on Sep-21-2006 02:32:

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Posted by samjane on Sep-22-2006 18:57:

aw happy birthday lovely <3

Posted by iammesol on Sep-22-2006 19:01:

Happy b0rn'd day!

Posted by gypsygirl on Sep-26-2006 16:30:

Happy Birthday!

Posted by MindShifter on Sep-26-2006 20:28:

happy bday georgie, yeah i know i've been AWOL for awhile, the comp is pretty much dead right now :\

i'm sure you and phil had a blast

Posted by scamsel on Sep-27-2006 03:26:

happy birthday, from the island! haha

Posted by Itarill� on Sep-27-2006 16:56:

happy birthday peach!

Posted by Zewad on Sep-30-2006 23:27:

peachie smeeechie... happby bday georgia