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Posted by Renzo on Sep-23-2006 22:14:

New FLTA Forum Guidelines

Now that Lis is the mod, these new rules will take effect immediately:

1. Every single post will have to include a story about the person posting from when he or she was four years old. If the story happens to include beer AND the person's father, then the thread is deemed an instant classic and Lis will consider you a hero in life.

2) If you post while being drunk, you MUST repeat the same story twenty-seven times in your post, or you will be banned. Forever. No exceptions.

3) Spacemasters or no one else can EVER say that Oscar G is a good DJ. If he or anyone else mentions that he is, that person will be suspended indefinitely from TA OR he/she will be forced to smell Nfekted's underwear - whichever Lis deems to be a worse punishment.

4) Disrespect against religion will not be tolerated. Lis has made it very clear that the only three beings that one is allowed to pray to are God, Jesus, and Sander Van Doorn. So be very careful with what you say and whom you pray to.

5) If you are out partying, make sure to place your hands up in the air at all times for no apparent reason. If a pic is taken of you and you do not have your hands up in the air, this will be taken as a sign of disrespect to Lis. Additionally, you MUST be doing something else while you dance, such as:
~ "driving a car"
~ "getting water from the well"
~ "frantically screaming in people's ears telling them you miss Melissa, even though she just went to the bathroom for one second"

Basically, anything to show you are a multi-task dancer.

These are the new rules. Don't fuck up.

Posted by ambs on Sep-23-2006 22:16:

LOL! thread of the year

Posted by Coup on Sep-23-2006 22:20:

lol

Posted by nfekted on Sep-23-2006 22:43:

lmao!!!! renzo your a hoot bro!!!!

Posted by ClubGoddess on Sep-23-2006 23:35:

lol renzo

Posted by MeLLyMeL on Sep-24-2006 00:17:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

#5 rocks.

and4,3,2,1.

Posted by FallingMoon on Sep-24-2006 05:18:

LMFAO this is def. the thread of the year!!!

Thanks Renz...I know I can count on you to let em' know what's up!

hahaha

-edit- Oh & lets not forget the finger movement while dancing, moving the fingers to the piano melodies Damon knows what I am talking about haha

Posted by MeLLyMeL on Sep-24-2006 05:29:

quote:
Originally posted by FallingMoon
LMFAO this is def. the thread of the year!!!

Thanks Renz...I know I can count on you to let em' know what's up!

hahaha

-edit- Oh & lets not forget the finger movement while dancing, moving the fingers to the piano melodies Damon knows what I am talking about haha

lol and drill you knows my lil movement too

Posted by FallingMoon on Sep-24-2006 05:30:

quote:
Originally posted by MeLLyMeL

lol and drill you knows my lil movement too

I was gonna say that

Me & you have the signature finger movement...yours is down & mine is up LMAO

Drill always does the imitation & asks who does this? I'm like MEL haha

Posted by bdr222 on Sep-24-2006 06:36:

lol

Posted by SPACEMASTERS on Sep-24-2006 13:59:

Oh crap im getting banned soon. Well I will have to move to NY.

J/K @ renzo thread

Posted by Renzo on Sep-24-2006 23:56: