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Hickey problem
Alright, I don't normally post up relationship/sex problem threads, because for the last millenium I haven't had any of either to have problems with.
Don't get your hopes up, (or have your dreams dashed for some of you 
,) the hickey came from someone that I have ZERO interest in.
Ok.. last night I went out with some friends, one of which is my old roomie, whom I have had a very close relationship with. She and I are practically sisters, and I know EVERYTHING about her, and she holds nothing back from me... and I mean nothing; some of the stuff is what boys have naughty dreams about. 
I digress. She decided she wanted to bite me. Why? I don't know, she's weird like that. So, she attacked my neck and bit/sucked on it, and before I could wiggle out of my seat and detach my poor neck from the grips of her teeth, she had already caused damage.
Now, I have a hickey/bite mark on my neck.
Yeesh. What do I tell people when they ask me about my hickey/mark thinger? Do I say, "my friend is a spaz and decided to go vampire on me", or do I just play it off as my being clumsy somehow? One sounds totally bizarre, and the other sounds like I am lying and trying to cover my kinky sex life up (I wish.)
Bah, stupid chick!
rub some penis cream....
iono...
maybe coco butter?
Honestly is the best policy and is a sure fire way to start a killer convo!
both will sound like you're trying to cover up your kinky sex life
if someone kinda mentions is, just give them a cheeky smile and go back to whatever you were doing
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| Originally posted by mezzir both will sound like you're trying to cover up your kinky sex life if someone kinda mentions is, just give them a cheeky smile and go back to whatever you were doing |
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| Originally posted by Theresa Nice advice... totally fits my personality, seeing as that's what I do most of the time when I am trying to avoid answering something. LOL! |
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| Originally posted by mezzir its what always want to do in that situation but i just can't pull off cheeky...it always comes out somehow as condescending |
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| Originally posted by Theresa I hope mine is good. I'd like to think that I look cute, with a hint of sexiness. |
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| Originally posted by mezzir sounds about right lol on a side note, when cropping a sig, 'eyeballing it' might not get you within size guidelines |
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| Originally posted by Theresa I hope mine is good. I'd like to think that I look cute, with a hint of sexiness. |
Ok, so that cover story sucks.
We all know you had kinky sex and got it.
Your just trying to see that if you have a good story and play it off as a joke, it will work.
I see through these lies.
i didn't know you could get hickies in canada. strange.
Do you feel your friendship with her is going to be affected by this?
i cant work now, all i think about is theresa, and bites, and theresa's friends, and buttsechs
what are u? 12?
hickeys means fuck all, especially from one of ur girl friends, its them lesbian tendencies! she wanted u, she wanted u bad. no biggie, give it a few days and it'll go away
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| Originally posted by pvdAngel Do you feel your friendship with her is going to be affected by this? |
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| Originally posted by Theresa Are you referring to your own sig? |
Just tell them that you were throat-punched. Anyone will totally understand.
Comb it out...
just say you got in a fight with your vacuum hose.
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| Originally posted by KilldaDJ what are u? 12? hickeys means fuck all, especially from one of ur girl friends, its them lesbian tendencies! she wanted u, she wanted u bad. no biggie, give it a few days and it'll go away |
just get a hair comb and comb it out
my girlfriends roommate told her to put toothpaste on it. I dont know if it helped, but it did make her neck taste minty fresh.
wtf is this about combing it out? how do you comb a fucking neck
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