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Posted by BTG on Sep-26-2006 01:53:

how to trick your woman into....

going to see a scary movie that she said very clearly that she does not want to see

i wana go to the grudge 2, just cause the first one was ok, and i like taking her to scary movies because she clings to my arm and it makes me feel good, cause if black people were after us i'd throw her at them and run for my life...so this is the only way i can feel tough and all...

could i just buy tickets for..another movie at the same time? and just not tell her?

i think i answerd my own question, but it would seem kinda silly to type allthis and not post it.

Posted by tubularbills on Sep-26-2006 01:57:

tell her you'll bang a stripper if she doesn't go. and no, she can't watch either.

Posted by igottaknow on Sep-26-2006 01:57:

tell her she can give you a bj during the scarry parts. lets hope she doesn't grit her teeth when she gets scarred

Posted by Slylee on Sep-26-2006 01:57:

are u kidding me?

i friggin love scary movies. i wanna see that one too by the way.

Posted by bas on Sep-26-2006 01:59:

Jamie, i'm disappointed in you.

Posted by Akridrot on Sep-26-2006 02:00:

Scary movies are best watched alone at night in your house. Much better then with a crowd at the theatres. You'll be scared all night that someone is going to break in and kill you when you go to bed.

Posted by dallastar on Sep-26-2006 02:02:

Re: how to trick your woman into....

Posted by pvdAngel on Sep-26-2006 02:02:

Watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre (remake) last night.

Scariest shit I've seen in ages. I don't go all sqeamish or squeally, just like "WFT" most of the time.

That chick pulling a gun out of her 'bag' and then shooting herself in the head....

Posted by tubularbills on Sep-26-2006 02:04:

quote:
Originally posted by pvdAngel
Watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre (remake) last night.

Scariest shit I've seen in ages. I don't go all sqeamish or squeally, just like "WFT" most of the time.

That chick pulling a gun out of her 'bag' and then shooting herself in the head....

next one comes out on friday, october 6th. again a remake, but still looks good.

Posted by Protege on Sep-26-2006 02:09:

Re: how to trick your woman into....

quote:
Originally posted by BTG
cause if black people were after us i'd throw her at them and run for my life

hahahaha o god

Posted by kadomony on Sep-26-2006 02:10:

get the tickets for a different movie around the same time.
when u walk into the hallway with the different corridors for the screens, cover her eyes and make something up about having a surprise for her. walk her into the grudge 2 door, sit down.
tell her to uncover her eyes.
she'll ask what the surprise is.
pull out some candy you hid in your pocket.
she'll probably think its stupid but just play it off.
when she sees what movie is coming on, chances are she'll just need a tiny bit of convincing to stay in her seat.
if she still wants to go, tell her you'll see her later after the movie YOU want to watch is over.

job done.

Posted by Frenchie on Sep-26-2006 02:18:

CANNOTWAITTOSEETHIS!!!!

KTHXBYE

Posted by Slylee on Sep-26-2006 02:29:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
Jamie, i'm disappointed in you.

why?

Posted by woscar on Sep-26-2006 02:30:

Re: how to trick your woman into....

quote:
Originally posted by BTG
i wana go to the grudge 2, just cause the first one was ok

Sorry, but the first one was not OK...it's an utter, cliched piece of shit.

The 2 only good scary movies will always remain to be The Exorcist and Poltergeist. I'm eager to see how Quentin and Robert Rodriguez's project "Grindhouse" turns out. Sounds promising...

Posted by bas on Sep-26-2006 02:30:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
why?

The first one was crap, and this looks even worse

Posted by risoriso on Sep-26-2006 02:33:

quote:
Originally posted by kadomony
when u walk into the hallway with the different corridors for the screens, cover her eyes and make something up about having a surprise for her. walk her into the grudge 2 door, sit down.
tell her to uncover her eyes.
she'll ask what the surprise is.
pull out some candy you hid in your pocket.

That sounds similar to the way to trick her into having butt sex.

Posted by RandomGirl on Sep-26-2006 02:34:

Re: how to trick your woman into....

quote:
Originally posted by BTG
going to see a scary movie that she said very clearly that she does not want to see

i wana go to the grudge 2, just cause the first one was ok, and i like taking her to scary movies because she clings to my arm and it makes me feel good, cause if black people were after us i'd throw her at them and run for my life...so this is the only way i can feel tough and all...

could i just buy tickets for..another movie at the same time? and just not tell her?

i think i answerd my own question, but it would seem kinda silly to type allthis and not post it.

You do realize that once you get her in the theatre and the movie starts, she is going to be VERY pissed at you for 1. lying to her 2. disrespecting her wishes not to go when she clearly told you she didn't want to see the movie and 3. being a general dousche.

Seriously, if you want to see this movie so badly, call up your buddies and see if they want to go.

If the guy I was seeing did that to me, I would walk out of the theatre as soon as I realized.

EDIT: You are also possibly putting getting laid on the line too... are you sure you're willing to risk that?

Posted by kadomony on Sep-26-2006 02:42:

quote:
Originally posted by risoriso
That sounds similar to the way to trick her into having butt sex.

a lot of things sound similar to surprise buttsecks