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Posted by tribu on Sep-28-2006 00:21:

Guess what IIIIIIIIIIII got!!?!?!?!?!?!?!1?!?!

So I get home from work today to find a package sitting on my doorstep. I didn't remember ordering anything, and checking the label revealed the oddly obscure return address of Order Processing Center in New Jersey. Now I don't even like to talk abut Jersey, so wtf could I have ordered from there?

I brought the package inside, curious as to what it could be.

Sine the package was addressed to me, I felt comfortable opening it up...First I took my small pair of scissors and slit the sides...

...then the top of the package.

Inside the package was some bubble wrap which obscured the other contents...a long 9" reflective box and a round object.

Not recognizing the packaging, I did what any mortally curious person would do; i adjusted the bubble wrap to allow me to see the objects. As I did so, a strong strawberry scent hit me, it's pleasant odor horribly conflicting with my realization that someone has sent me a masturbatory phallic object!

Alongside this "thoughtful" gift, I also received 4 fl. oz (118mL) of lubricant, no doubt to assist with the insertion of this object! Its labeling identified it as the scent I had smelled upon my perusal of the packages contents

Further inspection of the packaging revealed this phallacy to be none other than the infamous SILICONE EXPLORER, a 6 inch dildo with 7 vibrating speeds charmingly titled with names such as "Roller Coaster" and "Stair Stepper".

Alongside this delightful features, it also presents its user with other novelties such as a "Flexible head that moves with you", "one touch activation" for those solo quickies, and a "Glow in the dark button!" for those nights under the sheets when your excitement whilst stabbing your rectum repeatedly cause you to lose your grip, sending your masturbatory dildo flying! Add the main material of hygienically superior silicone (easy to clean and store) and you've got one ultimate rectal (or vaginal) stimulation machine.

Not being in the market for a new dildo, i decided to forward this item to my shemale loving friend Dereleek Alon de Peter-Psy-T, who I hope will enjoy it firmly.

At this point, Id like to thank everyone who made this post possible. That includes: Citric Acid, Boomer187, Sand Leaper,
Jackson, venomX, jamie, Renegade, Konjin, Akridrot, YGrene, Halcyon, and the people at #ourboard (thus a few of you get double kudos), the best channel on blitzed

I'm awaiting a bit more of this gift and a little bit of love from one of our donators then this package will be off to haifa israel. I cant wait till they open the package at UPS to inspect what im sending

Posted by Boomer187 on Sep-28-2006 00:23:

holy crap!

Posted by sterilis on Sep-28-2006 00:24:

Posted by Ian on Sep-28-2006 00:24:

I was going to guess at chlamidia. Ah well

Posted by Psy-T on Sep-28-2006 00:25:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

awesomest thread ever!!!!111111

Posted by Sunsnail on Sep-28-2006 00:25:

woot! awesomeness

Posted by nchs09 on Sep-28-2006 00:25:

dooes the lube taste like strawberrys?

Posted by Akridrot on Sep-28-2006 00:26:

Hooray!!!!!!!!

Posted by Allied Nations on Sep-28-2006 00:26:

HAHAHA Who sends someone a Dildo?!?

Posted by tubularbills on Sep-28-2006 00:26:

+++edit+++

i totally thought it was going to be a bong [ala rjt's big surprise]

Posted by Salegon on Sep-28-2006 00:26:

Day 8: God created the shemale. Thus there was a need to create the shemale-dildo.

Posted by Psy-T on Sep-28-2006 00:26:

thanks to everyone again

Posted by Psy-T on Sep-28-2006 00:27:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
dooes the lube taste like strawberrys?

its supposed to

Posted by Psy-T on Sep-28-2006 00:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Allied Nations
HAHAHA Who sends someone a Dildo?!?

a sex shop that received money in order to send someone a dildo

Posted by Boomer187 on Sep-28-2006 00:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Psy-T
thanks to everyone again

are you gonna write anyones name on the end of it

Posted by Marc Summers on Sep-28-2006 00:27:

Great man, I was thinking it wouldn't get to you! Do you like it?

Posted by Akridrot on Sep-28-2006 00:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
are you gonna write anyones name on the end of it

hahaha

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Sep-28-2006 00:28:

well, if we dont hear from psy-t for a while we'll know why

Posted by Psy-T on Sep-28-2006 00:28:

and a big ass special mother fucking thank you goes to the awesomest of the awesome... Buddy!

Posted by tribu on Sep-28-2006 00:28:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills

+++edit+++

i totally thought it was going to be a bong [ala rjt's big surprise]

I already did that thread....I think I was wearing the same shirt that day

Id just like to note that while Open Office's spell checker worked fine on phallic and masturbatory, it refused to recognize dildo or shemale

Posted by Allied Nations on Sep-28-2006 00:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Psy-T
a sex shop that received money in order to send someone a dildo

Lol I thought it was a random dildo

Posted by nchs09 on Sep-28-2006 00:28:

this should be sent by everyone.. and we should like sign our names

Posted by tubularbills on Sep-28-2006 00:29:

quote:
Originally posted by tribu
I already did that thread....I think I was wearing the same shirt that day

Id just like to note that while Open Office's spell checker worked fine on phallic and masturbatory, it refused to recognize dildo or shemale

good to know....good to know

Posted by Akridrot on Sep-28-2006 00:29:

Wait a min! Does the dildo have suction cups at the end so you can place it on a wall and fuck yourself? Pushing it in and out with one hand while jerking off with the other can be QUITE tiring! (Really!)

Posted by Psy-T on Sep-28-2006 00:29:

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