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Posted by bourgeois on Sep-28-2006 00:59:

Reasons why Carl smells.

I'm going to give everybody the opportunity to list the reasons why they think I smell.

Here I'll start you off.
for one I never shower.
2. I like to roll around in pig poop.
3. I haven't changed my underwear since last christmas.
4. I <3 golden showers.
5. When i Sweat after purple room, I rub my wet shirt on my hair... then later lick the shirt.
6. I had sex with Courtny love.
7.

Posted by Yohan on Sep-28-2006 01:00:

Well, someone is a little high right now

Posted by Frenchie on Sep-28-2006 01:02:

hacked.

Posted by Yohan on Sep-28-2006 01:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
hacked.

Ah yes. Another good reason.

But Carl does smell

Posted by Stingray on Sep-28-2006 01:06:

7. He works in a fish factory and has sex with dead fish

Posted by VERTiG0 on Sep-28-2006 01:15:

quote:
Originally posted by Stingray
7. He works in a fish factory and has sex with dead fish

CARPFUCKING

Seems somebody left their account open elsewhere.

Posted by Stingray on Sep-28-2006 01:42:

quote:
Originally posted by VERTiG0
Seems somebody left their account open elsewhere.

It's happened to the best of us.

Posted by DJ Robben on Sep-28-2006 01:44:

if nobody minds, i'll pick up reasons 8-15.

8. He Gels his hair with semen.
9. His toothpaste is a lovely mixure of crushed bugs and entrails
10. Filthy romping sex with hookers, including male anal intercourse, followed by days without showering.

I will return with more.

Posted by DigDeep on Sep-28-2006 01:47:

i've never smelled said carl before, but if he stinks anything like this thread - he may as well bath in peroxide.

Posted by Frenchie on Sep-28-2006 02:05:

This should be a lesson to everyone to " logout " when leaving someone else's computer, OR , logout when having people over. lol

Posted by Stingray on Sep-28-2006 02:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Stingray
It's happened to the best of us.

Why yes Cam, yes it does.

Love your better half.

Posted by Yohan on Sep-28-2006 02:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Stingray
Why yes Cam, yes it does.

Love your better half.

So, does Cam smell too?

Posted by SammyD on Sep-28-2006 02:27:

quote:
Originally posted by EvilTree
So, does Cam smell too?

He always smells good actually..............quite surprising really.

Posted by Stingray on Sep-28-2006 02:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
This should be a lesson to everyone to " logout " when leaving someone else's computer, OR , logout when having people over. lol

quote:
Originally posted by Stingray
Why yes Cam, yes it does.

Love your better half.

Or never let your GF know your password.

Posted by Frenchie on Sep-28-2006 02:37:

So, who started this?

Jen?
Peter?
Carls confessions?
Answers are needed!!

Posted by Yohan on Sep-28-2006 02:49:

quote:
Originally posted by Stingray
Or never let your GF know your password.

There are some things that a man must keep to himself.
Secret stash of porn
GI Joe collections
Endless supply of underwear
Booze (the good stuff)

And

Password to TA

Or else bad things can befall on you.

Posted by Frenchie on Sep-28-2006 02:52:

NO offence to Sam, but why would you give your password to her Cam?

Was it for the time she wanted to post about the roomie?

Posted by SammyD on Sep-28-2006 02:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
NO offence to Sam, but why would you give your password to her Cam?

Was it for the time she wanted to post about the roomie?

He never gave it to me, I guessed it.

Posted by Yohan on Sep-28-2006 03:01:

quote:
Originally posted by SammyD
He never gave it to me, I guessed it.

Men are so predictable, aren't they?

Posted by CAKE on Sep-28-2006 03:31:

i swear i had only a lil to do with this ..... but since carl has moved in 7 of my 8 fish have died

Posted by lopi on Sep-28-2006 03:35:

Im also only partly responsible for this.... also: since ive known carl my puddle of pig poop has had little carl shaped snow angels in it.... Bastard -__-.

Posted by phlog on Sep-28-2006 03:38:

11. It's called deoderant, it's not expensive

Posted by soupastah on Sep-28-2006 03:44:

funniest part of the whole story has got to be ..................................................................................................................................................................................

PETE made the thread? about stingking shit up? hmmmmmmmmmmm....??? riiiiiight, the one who needs daily foot baths.... WOW

waiting for your response bud...... make it good net geek

Posted by Frenchie on Sep-28-2006 03:48:

This thread is funny!

Posted by lopi on Sep-28-2006 03:53:

play by play

peter watches Karvers post,

Peter gets moody

tells karver he is about to get the picture CD

Peter is warned about "taking it to the next level"

Dun dun dun...

uh oh.

I smell 317 all out war.

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