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Drunk Dial, are you one of those?

I am! NOT! well sometimes, not really....

does anyone else do this act?

I find I will call friends back leave them the most fukked up messages abotu this, that and anything to everything, but the reason I start this thread is.......

I 'drunk dialed" this guy that I have been seeing for about 2 weeks now last night, he was finishing up at work (at a pub), he told me he was going to stay there, just because he lives next door to his work and he was tired (I drained himlol) anyways, he said he would call me back... and now it's the next day and he still hasn't calleD? Oh well, I know he is at work and i could stalk him If I wanted to,- NOT! , LOL, but I am sure he didn't mind... do you think he didn't like the drunk dial??? i was just being silly on the phone, not askign for booty or anything like that....

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1. Drunk Dial 100 up, 11 down A drunk dial is a communication via telephone (usually through talking but also applies to text messanging) that is somehow embarrassing or absurd. One drunk-dials to emote, excoriate, declare, confide, or proposition, often at a grossly inappropriate hour. The best drunk dials are those whose purpose is to either insult or get back together with an ex. Noun: "I got his drunk-dial." Verb: "John made an ass out of himself when he drunk dialed Lauren." . drunk dial 76 up, 6 down The lame assumption that when you drink heavily, it would be an incredibly good idea to start calling people on your cell, because you're in such a stupor that you can't fathom them having anything better to do at 4 am than talk to your stupid, emotional ass. Jane: I've had three Long Islands in an hour. I should probably call John. I haven't talked to him in so long! (dials John's number) John: You dumb ****. Leave me the fuck alone. by van tine Mt. Pleasant, MI May 10, 2005 email it 3. drunk dial 60 up, 7 down To make a regrettable late night phone call after drinking heavily. These calls are often made by guys to ex-girlfriends or someone they want to date. The result is often embarassment and self-loathing for being a)overly emotional, b)incoherent, or c)creepy Yo, go take Ace's phone away from him before he starts drunk dialing again. by Paco Mar 5, 2005 email it 4. drunk dial 15 up, 7 down the calls made usually at an ubsurd hour of the night/morning after drinking heavily that the caller regrets the next day when they discover that the person they called was their ex and they admitted to still having feelings for or something equally embarrasing a conversation resulting from a drunk dial may go something like this: "hello?" "omg i love you so much why did we break up i need you" "ew" "I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU!' tags drunk dialed crunk dialed by drunk dialer mtc Jan 1, 2006 email it 5. Drunk Dial 6 up, 10 down A phone call made in poor judgement Drunk dialing: i called eden and her bf picked up and i said "who the fuck is this?" oops tags foolish girl guy tits by MrWee castlewee Dec 4, 2005 email it 6. Drunk Dial 7 up, 27 down A phone call made under the influence of alcohol with the object over getting relations. You are at a bar one night, and remember a hot person that you have met before, you dial with the intention of interaction sexually. This would be a drunk dial. by hollis May 24, 2004 email it 7. drunk dial 13 up, 35 down an annoying, unwarranted phone call from typically a male pursuer of females, after having too many alcoholic drinks. After he came from the bars, he drunk dialed me five times!

LOL

another article

The Art of the Drunk Dial
Posted February 08, 2005

Everyone is doing it! No, I�m not talking about the newest hot drug on street; I�m talking about the infamous drunk dial. However, I am here today to tell you how you can now drunk dial and wake up without a hang over.

I know what you�re thinking? �But Dan how can we do that? I�m drunk when I dial. How do I not get a hang over? Should I drink more water and put a finger in my ass?� No! But you should put a finger in your ass for good luck.

The answer my friends is the THE FAKE DRUNK DIAL. Basically all you do is pretend you are drunk when calling a girl. This way you have a reason to act like an asshole. However you will be in total control, so you can�t completely embarrass yourself. When FAKE DRUNK DIALING you should do as follows:

1) Slur your words and act extremely happy. (Motivation: Steve Harvey with down syndrome.)
2) Scream things like �Whoo� and �I�m so drunk� and �Wanna come over now?�
3) Hang up on her while she�s talking.

If she seems freaked out or scared, which she probably will be, then you may want to try to make her feel better or act less drunk. (NOTE: Do not smoke pot and then pretend to be drunk.) If this is the case then comfort her by saying the following:

1) Sorry I�m calling so late, I went out drinking with my grandmother she turned 98 today�we talked about you.
2) I feel like I can tell you this because I�m a little tipsy. I get butterflies in my tummy when I see you smile. It makes me feel yummy!
3) I think we have something. Can you come over so I can tell you a secret?

If you have done the FAKE DRUNK DIAL correctly then the girl should be en route to your dorm room, apartment, or motel on the side of a dirty highway. At this point there is only one last step: look as drunk as you sounded. If you do not follow through with this step, you will have completely cock blocked yourself and you�re an asshole. Here is a list of things to do to look drunk:

1) Pee in your pants.
2) Shit in your parents.
3) Punch yourself in the face.

When the door bell rings stumble quickly, open the door, and as fast as you can say, �I love you.� The girl will find this cute and may want to cuddle with you because you have now become her drunken teddy bear. But always remember, teddy bears get hand jobs too. Some people may say that this is a way of lying to a girl. But I say this is a way to stay sober. Keep it real!

Dan Levy is the host of MTV's "Your Face or Mine," a featured performer on "The Andy Dick Show" and "The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn." He also currently has a raging boner.

Steve has a new column out, so read that.

Big shout-out to CH fans in Iraq who snuck their Big Shockers on the air during the FOX Super Bowl pre-game show. Video here.

Re: another article

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Originally posted by dallastar 2) Shit in your parents.

if im going out drinking i leave my phone at home

stops me from

a. losing my phone

b. drunk dialing

c. less to carry and worry about

yup.

apparantly i get pretty hostile and obnoxious.

i drunk dialed my ex (not craig, the one before him) and started lecturing him about how I was his best friend in the whole world and that he'd better not forget it. then i proceeded to quiz him after the lecture.

me: " ok so....let's have a little recap shall we? who's your best friend"

him: "jamie cox"

me: "that's right! jamie cox" "who's the fucking best?"

him: "jamie cox"

me: "that's right. jamie cox"

him: "can i go back to bed now"

me: "i suppose"




i should probably start leaving my phone in my car too because last time i dropped it in my drink and it was broken for a week. my zero button still doesn't work that well. i have to press it very hard.

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Originally posted by Slylee yup. apparantly i get pretty hostile and obnoxious. i drunk dialed my ex (not craig, the one before him) and started lecturing him about how I was his best friend in the whole world and that he'd better not forget it. then i proceeded to quiz him after the lecture. me: " ok so....let's have a little recap shall we? who's your best friend" him: "jamie cox" me: "that's right! jamie cox" "who's the fucking best?" him: "jamie cox" me: "that's right. jamie cox" him: "can i go back to bed now" me: "i suppose"

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Originally posted by Slylee i should probably start leaving my phone in my car too because last time i dropped it in my drink and it was broken for a week. my zero button still doesn't work that well. i have to press it very hard.

Aww Jamie wamie Can't wait for new year's

I don't think I've ever been drunk and NOT made a drunk call, i usually end up singing for the person . I also enjoy gettin drunk calls!

omg I am the worst drunk caller/texter. I love the next morning when I look at people I called and texts I sent and its like whoa, why did I say that

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Originally posted by dj_bas Aww Jamie wamie Can't wait for new year's

sorry hun, but unless you can lend me $2,000.00 to pay the girl whose car i hit last weekend and to pay my mechanic for my transmission problems, i can't make it. i have way too much going on, financially, for the next few months.

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Originally posted by Slylee sorry hun, but unless you can lend me $2,000.00 to pay the girl whose car i hit last weekend and to pay my mechanic for my transmission problems, i can't make it. i have way too much going on, financially, for the next few months.

I have to find out about this through a drunk dial thread

You broke my heart Jamie Cox, broke it in two!

the bastard still has not called me back why do you think this is?

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Originally posted by Protege omg I am the worst drunk caller/texter. I love the next morning when I look at people I called and texts I sent and its like whoa, why did I say that

I've done that many a time. The worst was the Monday after one party I get a MSM from Slylee that reads "you must have been really fucked up you scared me"... apparently I had left her a rather disturbing voicemail.

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Originally posted by dallastar the bastard still has not called me back why do you think this is?

take a hint, sweetie.

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Originally posted by l�cid take a hint, sweetie.

ok.............

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Originally posted by dallastar ok.............

yeah, it sucks. i'm sorry if my comment seemed mean, but you did ask us what we thought it means. no sense wasting time on a guy who doesn't care about you! find one who likes you and drunk dial him instead!

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Originally posted by l�cid yeah, it sucks. i'm sorry if my comment seemed mean, but you did ask us what we thought it means. no sense wasting time on a guy who doesn't care about you! find one who likes you and drunk dial him instead!

yeah i suppose, and yeah I did ask for advice - kind advice! thank you I think he has a habit of going to after hours after getting off work at 2am, so he goes there and he must sleep all day! I just don't think I should call him, I havent' been drunk since and b4 I go out tonight I am going to DELETE his # from my cell! BTW, I got a new blackberry... I am having more fun with that and just thanks god for dildo's lol!

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Originally posted by Slylee i should probably start leaving my phone in my car too because last time i dropped it in my drink and it was broken for a week. my zero button still doesn't work that well. i have to press it very hard.

lol, I am havign my razor fixed, b/c I dropped my phone in the flushing toilet! it's going to the "hospital" on Monday! I got a black berry to replace it! it's got a great game called block breaker - but I like to think of it ass "ball Breaker"

anyways,

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard I've done that many a time. The worst was the Monday after one party I get a MSM from Slylee that reads "you must have been really fucked up you scared me"... apparently I had left her a rather disturbing voicemail.

sometimes, yes. usually when i'm alone though. like if i get home and i'm still drunk. But I can normally control myself enough not to, or if I'm with friends I tell them before hand to make sure I don't call exes or anything.

I'm one of those people who lost her phone while drunk one time though

Waht about the infamous drunk dialing your parents?? High-schoolers and college under-classmen do it ALL THE TIME, now THATs awkward. you'll be walking back to your dorm (or back to your waiting deathtrap of a car if your in highschool) and you friend will whip out his cell phone boasting "YO! On-unO secUUndO holmb.... pro favor.. (vomit). I gots to call my 'rents! w0rd this is gonna be f*&^ing hilarious!"
to your surprise he actually does it. The next time you drop him off at his house his mother is much more standoffish and his father wants to take you two to a ball-game. well, thats my experience.

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Originally posted by Keo_Nade Waht about the infamous drunk dialing your parents??

LOL! did that when I was in South Beach Florida for WMC 2006???????? My god - I called them at 4pm to let them know I landed and stupid me, had my cell in my pocket or in my purse (i don't know-and I was reallllllly Drunkity drunk drunk!) so they said that it was the most muffled loud party I was at and it was at 1:30am on a weeknight - they laughed about it by the time I came back from florida, but I bet that night there were pissed right the feck off!

i'm usually really good about not drunk dialing people. then again, i don't get drunk very often anymore, so that might be why. i'm a big fan of the drunk txt though, just because it's so much easier to txt someone when you're out partying or at a loud bar/club. in general, i hate making phone calls unless i actually have the time to talk and a good environment to talk in (quiet, not busy, no eavesdroppers around, etc).

i looooove getting drunk dials though!

oh and i think the only time i lost my phone was when i was out partying for my 20th birthday at a club to see DJ Dan and my friends were feeding me shots of liquid cocaine all night. i ended up leaving my phone on the bar but luckily they saved it for me so i could pick it up the next day!

well, I can't say that I really get that many drunk dialers but I have a lot of friends that calol me while they are drinking

I don't drink that often anymore, but I don't really think that my "drunk dial" call was all that offensive...

i drunk dial all the time. i finally told my friends that if i call between the hours of midnight and 9am, just let it go to voicemail. honestly, i think it's more fun to leave drunk voicemails anyways.

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