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Posted by Ted Promo on Oct-02-2006 20:50:

Who else would buy...

a cdj 700 wrapped in chain maille?

I'm trying to get Sunsnail to do it for cheap because that would be motherfucking leet to have a cdj that can withstand someone attacking it with a sword. You know, on the offhand chance of a medieval skirmish breaking out during a set.

Posted by RJT on Oct-02-2006 20:53:

Sold

Posted by david.michael on Oct-02-2006 20:54:

I do sense a complete and utter vaccuum in the space between your auricles.

Posted by medinaM5 on Oct-02-2006 20:54:

yeah that would be a pretty sweet pwnage if some dude with a sword started attacking the decks

Posted by Ted Promo on Oct-02-2006 20:54:

quote:
Originally posted by david.michael
I do sense a complete and utter vaccuum in the space between your auricles.

Are you coming on to me or what? Because you made me spill my coke with anticipation.

Posted by Ted Promo on Oct-02-2006 20:55:

quote:
Originally posted by medinaM5
yeah that would be a pretty sweet pwnage if some dude with a sword started attacking the decks

SEE! Practicality people, practifuckingcouchality!

Posted by RJT on Oct-02-2006 20:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Demoted
SEE! Practicality people, practifuckingcouchality!

Especially if you ever found yourself in posession of the Necronomicon, foolishly ended up time traveling to the Middle Ages, and needed to throw down one hell of a set in spite of some attacking zombie knights!

Edit: Or just skeleton soldiers - Whatever the soup du jour is.

Posted by david.michael on Oct-02-2006 20:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Demoted
Are you coming on me?

Not yet. Wink.

Posted by Ted Promo on Oct-02-2006 21:00:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ RJT
Especially if you ever found yourself in posession of the Necronomicon, foolishly ended up time traveling to the Middle Ages, and needed to throw down one hell of a set in spite of some attacking zombie knights!

Edit: Or just skeleton soldiers - Whatever the soup du jour is.

Exactly! I mean, what if an Oceanlab track could have saved Jesus! Well you'd most certainly need a chain mailled cdj to accomplish such a feat. Judas's nunchukoos are pretty fucking destroyationy. I think they obliterated four Guatemalas, but I doubt they could penetrate a Sunmailled cdj.

Posted by Ivand on Oct-02-2006 21:02:

i want a chainmailedsunsnail

Posted by Ted Promo on Oct-02-2006 21:03:

quote:
Originally posted by Ivand
i want a chainmailedsunsnail

hubba hubba. This thread is just chock full of lovin'. And skeletal knights from Hades!

Posted by Psy-T on Oct-02-2006 21:04:

chainmail is no match for your cow

Posted by Ivand on Oct-02-2006 21:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Demoted
hubba hubba. This thread is just chock full of lovin'. And skeletal knights from Hades!

all it lacks is buttsechs and vodka (or in reverse order, vodka and buttsechs)

Posted by RJT on Oct-02-2006 21:05:

Listen matey, I know a thing or two about Jesus, and he told me the only way the we could save him and Buddha from an attacking Megalon was if Mothra shit out a track onto Dave Dresden's laptop, Jes Brieden puked on it, and then mashed it up with "Heaven," pressed it to vinyl and forged the vinyl with a silver nail attached to a Finlandian broadsword. We have to take the broadsword and kill Dracula, downing Megalon in a river of Draculanian blood, leaving Buddha (as an excellent swimmer) to pull Jesus to the shores of safety that are New York City, USA.

God bless America.

I clearly cannot wait for class to start.

Posted by all-nite-freak on Oct-02-2006 21:06:

this debate is silly.
music is mightier than the sword.
tracking treasure down killed and maimed more ears than any weapon in the history of the world.

i say make a mixer that can dispenses gum...when the dj gurns its no fun look at

Posted by Ted Promo on Oct-02-2006 21:07:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ RJT
Listen matey, I know a thing or two about Jesus, and he told me the only way the we could save him and Buddha from an attacking Megalon was if Mothra shit out a track onto Dave Dresden's laptop, Jes Brieden puked on it, and then mashed it up with "Heaven," pressed it to vinyl and forged the vinyl with a silver nail attached to a Finlandian broadsword. We have to take the broadsword and kill Dracula, downing Megalon in a river of Draculanian blood, leaving Buddha (as an excellent swimmer) to pull Jesus to the shores of safety that are New York City, USA.

God bless America.

I clearly cannot wait for class to start.

Jes Brieden already does way too much puking. I was designated as her bathroom buddy because people started becoming concerned.

Posted by RJT on Oct-02-2006 21:07:

quote:
Originally posted by Demoted

Jes Brieden already does way too much puking. I was designated as her bathroom buddy because people started becoming concerned.

I heard she's just using laxatives now.

Posted by Ted Promo on Oct-02-2006 21:09:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ RJT
I heard she's just using laxatives now.

Most definitely the reason why Motorcycle broke up. Dave Dresden himself couldn't find a way to make laxative groans become a track. Well, until they made their artist album later on with Molly Bancroft.

Posted by RJT on Oct-02-2006 21:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Demoted
Most definitely the reason why Motorcycle broke up. Dave Dresden himself couldn't find a way to make laxative groans become a track. Well, until they made their artist album later on with Molly Bancroft.

Clearly it was Josh who found versatility in a sound that can only be described as a Pteradactyl dying of MEGA AIDS and dysentary at the same time, shitting it's AIDS all over the prehistoric jungle.

Josh is brilliant.

Posted by Ted Promo on Oct-02-2006 21:13:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ RJT
Clearly it was Josh who found versatility in a sound that can only be described as a Pteradactyl dying of MEGA AIDS and dysentary at the same time, shitting it's AIDS all over the prehistoric jungle.

Josh is brilliant.

I used to be able to make one heck of an onomatopoiea. I called it the "pterodactyl in heat". Man did I ever get the chicks.

Posted by RJT on Oct-02-2006 21:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Demoted
I used to be able to make one heck of an onomatopoiea. I called it the "pterodactyl in heat". Man did I ever get the chicks.

Boy howdy, I'll bet! I wish I could come up with words that look like they sound... Errr, wait... Sound like they... You know, onomatopoeia is a strange phenomenon!

Posted by Ted Promo on Oct-02-2006 21:19:

*throws a chain mailled cdj 700 at the mostrosity...

a car explodes*

Oh man, this thing sells itself!

Posted by RJT on Oct-02-2006 21:20:

Gone, but never forgotten

RIP Crazy Arms Guy Thing.

April 13, 431u0i57801 BCE - October 2, 2006

Posted by Ted Promo on Oct-02-2006 21:22:

omfg comp00ter hieroglyphixxxxxxxxxxxxxsechsxz

(>^_^)> \o/ \tijs/ ~(^_^)~ --------> <(^_^<)

Posted by RJT on Oct-02-2006 21:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Demoted
omfg comp00ter hieroglyphixxxxxxxxxxxxxsechsxz

(>^_^)> \o/ \tijs/ ~(^_^)~ --------> <(^_^<)

SHOW SOME RESPECT YOU LITTLE PUNK OR I'LL HAVE JES PUKE HALF DIGESTED CORN BEEFED HASH ALL OVER YOUR SHITTY PARTS!

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