Anyone here know how to make a resume ?

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Posted by koky69 on Oct-05-2006 13:26:

Anyone here know how to make a resume ?

I need a good liar and someone that knows how to put all the right things so that i can land a job.. You that have resume's know what im talking about .. You've all lied .. so stfu... So please contact me if you know how to make em Koky

Posted by candy69 on Oct-05-2006 13:40:

Posted by nfekted on Oct-05-2006 14:05:

haha. better not to lie though.

Posted by Eyekon on Oct-05-2006 18:06:

let me know koky, ill help you out bro

Posted by LiquidX on Oct-05-2006 18:10:

lie on a resume ? ... I wouldnt tip you on doing that though just my honest advice .. you can make it look and sound good though

Posted by stevieboy32808 on Oct-05-2006 18:33:

Never lie on a resume. Remember they do background checks.
Here's a template that I go by. Obviously I took out my personal information on it and put gibberish. You need microsoft word:

Koky resume:
http://www.sendspace.com/file/2nrhgi
Koky resume help tips:
http://www.sendspace.com/file/bsza9u

Posted by candy69 on Oct-05-2006 19:40:

I'm pretty sure Koky knows that they do background checks. You can still lie (or bend the truth) on a resume in other ways.

Posted by TranceWhore on Oct-05-2006 20:08:

Lie like a rug, dude!

Posted by Eyekon on Oct-05-2006 20:41:

ill tell you something that most people do not know... And it works. Trust me, I switched my resume 2 days ago, got a job interview today, and they gave me the job on the spot. before I changed it, i rarely got calls back.

Center your contact information (full name, address, email, cell, etc) in bold at the top. you dont ahve to make a huge font just enough to stand out if you bold it.

Then, take a second and briefly discuss your high points in a small paragraph about yourself.

Put a few spaces between that and your 3 most recent jobs and what you did best there. Don't leave references because they told me that employers are more likely to call back to find out more information about you if you dont post your references or approximate length of time you were working at each job.

hope that helps

And btw- i was serious about getting offered the job on the spot. i start working monday as an insurance underwriter

Posted by attomic on Oct-05-2006 22:49:

Why you need a yob meng? Candy will support yo ass... Sugar Momma!

Posted by glittergirl on Oct-06-2006 02:09:

I write people's resumes for them all day long. You'd be surprised how many people with a PhD can't write a fucking resume to save their life....

Unfortunately, i'm going back to PA tomorrow morning, so i can't help you until at least tuesday.

Posted by koky69 on Oct-06-2006 03:13:

Im in no hurry

Posted by FallingMoon on Oct-06-2006 03:25:

Well I am the queen of resumes lol I make one for like everyone in my fam.

How do you think I landed my $15 an hour job? haha well there's only one truth in the resume but I had to buff my other job up

Yeah so I can give you some great pointers...all I can say though is if you go to an interview you need to at least know WTF you're talking about...I've worked in accounting so I already knew how to lie about another position

Posted by av1 on Oct-06-2006 03:50:

I have no idea what type of job you are looking for. What I do know is that you cannot outright lie about what you have done and know how to do, because you will get fired once they see you cannot do things you said you could and realize it was all BS on the resume. You can exagerate somewhat and stress your stronger points to a degree, but do not just lie. Just get one of the people that offered on here to help you do that, ace your interviews, and you'll be fine.

Posted by mdamon7278 on Oct-06-2006 04:20:

Here ya go koky, u might wanna fil in some other things, but I tried as much as I could..

Koky (real name is witheld due to certain agencies in the area keeping a close eye on him)
Shithole Drive
Kendall, FL
411

Experience/

Bredding, importing/exporting exotic creatures (no humans) for several yrs
Promoter fo various local DJ's
Negotations on various money transaction from local merchants
Advertising on certain public forums of different body parts

Education

Traffic safety 1990-present
12 yrs of jugg magazine
Kendall High School
1991-1999

Club organizations
Swingers group
Whipped bitches inc.

Posted by DarkAngel on Oct-06-2006 04:22:

quote:
Originally posted by mdamon7278
Here ya go koky, u might wanna fil in some other things, but I tried as much as I could..

Koky (real name is witheld due to certain agencies in the area keeping a close eye on him)
Shithole Drive
Kendall, FL
411

Experience/

Bredding, importing/exporting exotic creatures (no humans) for several yrs
Promoter fo various local DJ's
Negotations on various money transaction from local merchants
Advertising on certain public forums of different body parts

Education

Traffic safety 1990-present
12 yrs of jugg magazine
Kendall High School
1991-1999

Club organizations
Swingers group
Whipped bitches inc.

Posted by happyface on Oct-07-2006 02:27:

Posted by DarkAngel on Oct-08-2006 19:30:

quote:
Originally posted by FallingMoon
Well I am the queen of resumes lol I make one for like everyone in my fam.

How do you think I landed my $15 an hour job? haha well there's only one truth in the resume but I had to buff my other job up

Yeah so I can give you some great pointers...all I can say though is if you go to an interview you need to at least know WTF you're talking about...I've worked in accounting so I already knew how to lie about another position

Help an Angel out, hon?

Posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY on Oct-09-2006 13:57: